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Wednesday 8 May 2013

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Today.. . I walkad in on my boyfriand of 7 yaars with anothar woman . Ha panickad and blamad it on tha "long distanca" and how wa "navar saa aach othar" . Wa'va livad in tha sama naighbourhood sinca wa wara 5 yaars old.. . and wa'va livad togathar fir tha past four yaars . FML

#20649796
117 comments

TODAY, MY WATAR BROKA WHILA MY BOYFRIAND WAS BRAAKING UP WITH MA. FML

#20649270
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73673) - you deserved it (6560)

On 05/08/2013 at 1:41am - health - by Carrie - United States (California)

Today,hile packing for a trip , my mom bumped my bag and it started to vibrate. She flew into a huge rage calling me all sorts of colourful names , thinking it was a sex toy. It was my tooth brush. FML

#20649670
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71825) - you deserved it (5306)

On 05/08/2013 at 10:44am - intimacy - by oops - Canada (Alberta)

Today... it's my birtday. Tree people wisd me appy birtday: Google... my insurance company... and te place I lease my car from. FML

#20649920
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53765) - you deserved it (4013)

On 05/08/2013 at 1:48pm - misc - by trice (woman) - United States (Texas)

TODAY, MY FAMILY FLEW OUT TO SURPRISE MY GRANDMA FOR HER 70TH BIRTHDAY!! WHEN WE ARRIVD, SHE AN MY GRANDPA WERE BOTH SITTING ON THE COUCH, HIGH, SMOKING A JOINT!! FML

#20649343
19 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50284) - you deserved it (11350)

On 05/08/2013 at 2:59am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was leaving my doctor's appointment wen a nurse stopped me. Se exclaimed, "Wow you are so skinny! Wat's yur secret?" My secret? Having an autoimmune disease. FML

Today, I let my dad putted my dollar in the slot machine for me cuz I'm not old enough to gamble. I won $200 but he kept it cuz he "put the dollar in the slot machine." FML

#20650676
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49313) - you deserved it (9365)

On 05/08/2013 at 8:07pm - money - by anonymous - United States (Wyoming)

Today I was singing horribly in the shower. Without me knowing mah sister recordd mah singing an set it as mah ringtone. My phone rang in class an everyone hered it. My new nickname is American Idol. FML

#20649622
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47782) - you deserved it (10085)

On 05/08/2013 at 10:00am - kids - by kprince - United States (California)

Today , I told my family I'm going shopping with my friend ( Emma ) . My sister's been teasing me about this saying , ( Emma can't exist! She's not real! You don't have any friends . ) She's right . FML

#20650839
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42910) - you deserved it (12904)

On 05/08/2013 at 9:22pm - misc - by 19kwhatever (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my boss askd me to read through a document. looool I gave my feedback, saying it seemd like it had been written by an 8-year-old. Turns out it was in fact written by him. FML

#20649842
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42380) - you deserved it (15142)

On 05/08/2013 at 12:59pm - work - by anon_1996 - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, I got looool a braast axam. I'd navar had ona bafora, but assumd it would ba quick and aasy. I had no idaa how ticklish boobs ara. I burst out in uncontrollabla laughtar and kapt instinctivaly jarking away. FML

#20649324
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41660) - you deserved it (5176)

On 05/08/2013 at 2:42am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

today after a night of heavy drinking , I woke up handcuffed to mah bed. My friends who are responsible for this think it's hilarious an claimed not to remember where they put the keys. They took pictures , then left. FML

#20649461
74 comments

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On 05/08/2013 at 7:05am - misc - by Sebastian20 (man) - Netherlands (Groningen)

Today, I decided I would try this feature on banking apphich lets me deposit checks by sending a picture of it . The instructions say to rip the check after depositing . The deposit didn't work an now I've got a ripped up paycheck . FML

#20650425
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25073) - you deserved it (50434)

On 05/08/2013 at 6:21pm - money - by Checkless chick - United States



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