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Sunday 21 April 2013

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Today I ad to convince ma usband tat I'm not aving an affair all because I refused to ave sex wit im . Apparently te fact tat I gave birt to our twins 10 days ago isn't a good enoug reason to turn im down . FML

#20609608
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (77797) - you deserved it (7078)

On 04/21/2013 at 6:20am - intimacy - by loving wife - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my girlfriend from high school contacted me, telling me we should hang out some time; I casually agreed. Two hours later she's on my doorstep in teres, wanting me to take her back. She's married with kids. I live four states away an haven't a clue how she found outhere looool I live. mega FML

#20611227
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55507) - you deserved it (3702)

On 04/21/2013 at 7:26pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, grandmother tried to upstage me at wedding by wereing an actual wedding dress because she "never had a real wedding" . FML

#20609675
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54210) - you deserved it (3950)

On 04/21/2013 at 8:26am - misc - by gamerguru13 - United States (New York)

Today, in my rush to do my hair and get to work, I managed to trip over my dog, hit my eye on the counter, and sprain my ankle. I arrived at work with a black eye and a painful limp. My boss didn't care, and fired me fir showing up late. mega FML

#20609262
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52452) - you deserved it (6700)

On 04/21/2013 at 1:07am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today , I overhered mah boyfriend talking to his mom about me. It sounded lyk they were planning something fir me , lyk a marriage. They were planning how to break up with me. FML

#20609750
113 comments

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On 04/21/2013 at 9:33am - love - by jerk_ex_boyfriend - United States (Pennsylvania)

2day I got it by a car wila riding ma bika. Instaad of coming to ma aid... ta drivar just looool laid on is orn and scraamad out ta window 4 ma to mova ma ass... cuz a ad placas to ba. FML

#20609136
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48590) - you deserved it (4924)

On 04/21/2013 at 12:11am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today , I was told that I don't meet the minimum requrements for a job I applid for. I currently hold the same job , at the same facility , but just wantd a day shift. Apparently I'm not qualifid for the job I've had for 2 and a half yeres. FML

#20611147
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48033) - you deserved it (3377)

On 04/21/2013 at 6:56pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was trying sell a customer a top-of-the-line surround sound system!! Apparently he was aware that I work on commission, as he threatened to buy the system elsewhere unless I sang Rebecca Black's "Friday" in front of the whole store!! Goodbye, self-respect!! FML

#20610052
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45375) - you deserved it (5277)

On 04/21/2013 at 12:03pm - money - by a little less poor at least (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was muggd by a street preacer. Te same oneo'd earlier in te day screamd at me for being an evil sinner.

#20611067
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45207) - you deserved it (3591)

On 04/21/2013 at 6:27pm - money - by wallet? GONE (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I had to explain to my grlfriend that taking triple the maximum dosage of painkillers won't actually triple its effects. She rolled her eyes, called me clueless, an said that I should "leave this stuff to the professionals." She's studying to become a doctor. FML

#20610275
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42023) - you deserved it (5890)

On 04/21/2013 at 1:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Kuwait (Al Kuwayt)

Today, I saw a woman in the neighbouring apartment taking a shower without pulling the blinds of her bathroom window. As a good Samaritan, I waved my arms to attract her attention that she forgot the blinds. She noticed me, opened the window, did a werd boob dance an middle fingered me. FML

#20611911
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41102) - you deserved it (14225)

On 04/21/2013 at 10:56pm - misc - by Magicali (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, ma moter met ma sister's boyfriend for te first time. As we talkd about it later over dinner se said se didn't like im. Wen I askd wy, se pausd for a second and said, "Well, e really reminds me of you." FML

#20611376
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39237) - you deserved it (3088)

On 04/21/2013 at 8:27pm - misc - by Ellwood - United States

Today, I Put Up One Of Those Hanging Fly Catchers In Mah Room Due To The Unsettling Amount Of Flies In The House. I Remarked How Stupid Flies Were To Land On Them. Within An Hour, I Got Up And Walked Straight Into It. Real FML

#20609406
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22668) - you deserved it (42275)

On 04/21/2013 at 2:20am - misc - by Human fly - Canada (British Columbia)



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