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Sunday 31 March 2013

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Today... mah nieghbours came to yell at me as they could hear mah "shit music" through mah window during the afternoon... so I turned it off. They then began to play there definition of "quality music" into the late hours of the night. I was listening to the Beatles. They blasted Nicki Minaj. real FML

#20567871
186 comments

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On 03/31/2013 at 2:24am - misc - by BornInTheWrongEra (woman) - United States

Today... I cummad homa to visit family 4 spring braak... only to raaliza that I'd laft phona in apartmant. Aftar a 2 hour driva back... I discovarad boyfriand with naighbor. Ha panickad and pratandad to ba slaapwalking. maga FML

#20567746
76 comments

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On 03/31/2013 at 12:34am - intimacy - by Maybe I'll stay longer than spring break. - United States (Virginia)

Today , I went to visit some family out of state 4 my niece's birthday. I couldn't think ofhat to get an 8-year-old so I got her a Barbie doll. Everyone else got her money , iPods , game consoles , etc. When she got to mine she asked "how do I turn it on?" Then threw it awayhen she couldn't. FML

#20568124
318 comments

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On 03/31/2013 at 9:32am - kids - by The_Black_Jesus - United States

Today, the people fixing my phone called to say that 4 some reason, my phone's SIM card has wiped all my contacts except 4 four, and they are doing there best to try and recover the rest. I had to explain to them that I only had four contacts to begin with. The guy laughed. FML

#20567905
89 comments

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On 03/31/2013 at 3:00am - misc - by Mr.no contacts (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today , a blonde tourist cummd up to me and askd me 4 drections to the nearest train station. I politely drectd her there , and she left. Five minutes later , she cummd back and slappd me 4 not bringing her to an "English-speaking station". We're in China , lady. FML

#20567861
133 comments

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On 03/31/2013 at 2:19am - misc - by dumb tourists (man) - China (Beijing)

Today I announcd to my family that I got acceptd into Harvard!! My grandma laughd an mutterd "Liar." FML

#20567796
112 comments

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On 03/31/2013 at 1:10am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

today I learned that mah parents are planning to divorce. My dad said, ( I'll take Rachel. ) Rachel isn't even his daughter; I am. Rachel is mah mom's daughter with her frst husband. FML

#20567711
56 comments

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On 03/31/2013 at 12:14am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my mom has forbiddan ma from drinking skim milk, bacausa my sistar is upsat that I'm skinniar than har . Tha sama sistar who rafusa to drink any othar milk than 2% chocolata . FML

#20568813
130 comments

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On 03/31/2013 at 6:27pm - misc - by jll14 (woman) - Malaysia (Sabah)

2dayhat started as a fun family Easter egg hunt turned within minute into mah mother-in-law's big chance to be a dramatic cow by screaming at mah 5 and 7-year-old daughter 4 participating in a "vile pagan ritual" and saying that we're all going to hell. They're still bawling. FML

#20568650
125 comments

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On 03/31/2013 at 4:34pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I came home in tears over finding out my boyfriend has been cheating on me. I told my seemingly sympathetic dad everything. His advice was to lure them both to our house with the promise of a three-way, afterhich he'd "kill the shit" out of them. Real mature, dad. FML

#20568440
163 comments

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On 03/31/2013 at 1:55pm - love - by immaturity all around (woman) - United States

Today, I had to proof-read a terrible paper containing a bunch of mistakes. It took me 4 hours and I didn't eat dinner until I was done. His response when he got it back was, "What the fuck did u do to mah paper?! You bitch!" FML

#20569253
88 comments

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On 03/31/2013 at 10:59pm - misc - by pissed_off_girl - United States (Virginia)

Today, I came back to ma dorm to find ma roommate forgot to get rid of er massive amounts of ceese before break. Se did, owever, remember to unplug te refrigerator. FML

#20569021
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27837) - you deserved it (1744)

On 03/31/2013 at 8:45pm - misc - by roomatewoes (woman) - United States (Minnesota)



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