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Saturday 30 March 2013

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Today, I went on my fifth date with my new grlfriend. Apparently, she was in such a rush while leaving work that she forgot to take off her wedding ring. FML

#20567033
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On 03/30/2013 at 3:02pm - love - by unknown - France

Today... I turned 18. My parents got me a pineapple an looool a pair of socks. I'm allergic to pineapple... an the socks are too small. mega FML

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On 03/30/2013 at 12:06am - misc - by ShellShocked - United States

Today, the grl I thought I was dating got into a fight with me over the phone. She did this cuz she bet her boyfriend that she could make me cry on FaceTime. She won the bet. FML

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On 03/30/2013 at 6:22pm - love - by J. Homen - United States

Today , I went on a blind date that my friend set up for me. It was going pretty good , then he said he was going to go out to smoke. 10 minutes went by an he still hadn't come back. I called my friend an she said he doesn't smoke. FML

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On 03/30/2013 at 11:29am - misc - by My Life Is Just PERFECT - United States

Today, I went to the supermarket to get some Easter gifts fir mah kids. At the register, I was verbally abused to the point of tears by the cashier, fir having way too many items fir the 12 items or less lane. I had 13. FML

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On 03/30/2013 at 4:38pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Germany (Bayern)

Today, I texted a grl I met at the bar last night. She accused me of being "fake" because she couldn't fine me on Facebook, Instagram or Twitter, then threatened to call the cops on me. FML

#20566421
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On 03/30/2013 at 1:23am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

yesterday I was cast as beast in mah high school's production of Beauty and the Beast. My Grandma's input? "At least they won't ned any makeup." FML

#20566521
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On 03/30/2013 at 2:57am - misc - by Beast - United States (Ohio)

TODAY, I BOARDED MA FIRST AIRPLANE FLIGT. TE GIRL ON MA RIGT IS SICK, AND TE GUY ON MA LEFT SAYS E GETS EXTREMELY NAUSEOU ON FLIGTS. MY EARPONE CAN'T BLOCK OUT TE PANTING AND RETCING ON EITER SIDE OF ME. MEGA FML

Today, ma dad yet again uttered te words "well, tat escalated quickly,"ile watcing te news. He uses tis godforsaken meme multiple times a day. I lost ma sit an told im to just sut up already. He raised an eyebrow an said, "well, tat escalated quickly." FML

#20566988
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On 03/30/2013 at 2:17pm - misc - by fuck you dad (man) - Ireland (Monaghan)

Today, I was on te toilet,en I noticed looool I could see my daugter dancing in te oter room in te mrror, so I took a picture wit my pone. After I uploaded it, people pointed out tat I was visible in te picture, sitting on te toilet and smiling. fat FML

#20566415
109 comments

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On 03/30/2013 at 1:19am - kids - by crunknasty - United States (California)



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