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Today, my little brother got his crush to go out with him by impressing her with his level 500 FarmVille. This is the next generation. FML

#19708903
167 comments

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On 05/31/2012 at 8:43am - kids - by Discouraged - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was shopping at my workplace, out of uniform, with my husband. A customer recognised me and wanted me to serve him, but I couldn't since we can be fired for doing so while off-duty. He complained to my manager, who wasted no time publicly bitching me out. FML

#21285416
101 comments

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On 10/26/2014 at 1:53am - work - by iskiel (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was yelled at by a customer because we didn't have any ketchup packets. I work in a coffee shop. FML

#18096319
92 comments

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On 10/28/2011 at 1:07pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, a stuffed ferret was the latest addition to the list of weird items my colleagues have found in our rubbish tip, and that they put in my office. The list also includes explicit fetish porn playing cards, live ammo and dead pheasants, to name a few. I need a new job. FML

#19220268
110 comments

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On 03/05/2012 at 11:36am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Gateshead)

Today, I found out my fiancé has been cheating on me for the past month. The lady he has been seeing is a choreographer that was teaching him how to dance salsa for our wedding rehearsal. FML

#19509327
137 comments

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On 04/22/2012 at 1:20am - love - by Gennifer - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was at work when a co-worker decided it would be funny to email me from my boss's computer to tell me I had been laid off. It wasn't funny when I was fired for real after "skipping work without giving notice." FML

#19805072
88 comments

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On 06/18/2012 at 12:39am - work - by Adam Jensen - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I received a text message from my girlfriend saying: "Do you remember last time we slept together?", I answer straight away "Of course I do, it was great!". To which she replies: "I hope you made the most of it: it was the last". FML

#676
19 comments

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On 01/02/2009 at 12:37am - love - by Godmish - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was hit by a car speeding through an intersection after the light had already turned red. Still partly blacked out, I crawled onto the sidewalk and I sat down. The woman rolled down her car window and yelled, "Watch where you're going!" as she drove by. FML

#6067303
68 comments

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On 10/30/2009 at 4:06am - misc - by legotron (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my shoulder was pulled out of its socket when I was helping a customer load a desk into his vehicle and he decided to answer his cell phone. FML

#15147036
45 comments

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On 02/28/2011 at 12:43am - work - by jack -

Today, I received a package from an unknown address. Inside were doll heads and cigarette butts. FML

#18903953
161 comments

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On 01/24/2012 at 11:51pm - misc - by JellitonOctopus - United States (California)

Today, I woke up, got up, and felt something crunchy under my feet. My son thought it would be funny if he spread cat litter all around the house. Used cat litter. FML

#19536955
69 comments

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On 04/27/2012 at 11:22am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my best friend told me about a vicious rumor that's going around, saying I contracted a horrible STD. I asked her if she told everyone it was a lie. She said no, because the rumor is apparently "way too funny to ruin." Maybe it's time for new friends. FML

#20397919
107 comments

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On 12/13/2012 at 1:00pm - misc - by Katie (woman) - United States

Today, my mum came to my ballet class. She spent the whole lesson sitting at the back yelling at me to "stop sticking your butt out". My ballet instructor had to ask her several times to pipe down. FML

#20495701
71 comments

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On 02/06/2013 at 1:57pm - misc - by embarassinggg (woman) - United Kingdom (East Sussex)



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