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Today, my 13-year-old son discovered Axe. Axe shower gel. Axe shampoo. Axe body spray. All at once. FML

#20130811
177 comments

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On 10/24/2012 at 1:15am - kids - by BobsBabe2 - United States

Today, I'm sharing a hotel room with co-workers on a business trip. The walls are paper-thin, you could hear a pin drop, and I'm trying to make my explosive diarrhea as close to silent as possible. FML

#20431241
106 comments

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On 12/30/2012 at 1:14am - work - by avoid the sour cream - United States

Today, it's 2:23 in the morning, and my drunken girlfriend has just rung me up from a party where she's the only girl there. She seems to be having a great time. FML

#482
43 comments

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On 12/09/2008 at 10:09pm - love - by Clader - Sent from mobile version

Today, after a few drinks my dad decided to tell me the story of how I was born. He wanted a baby girl after my brother, and mum didn't want any more children. So he tricked her by giving her the wrong pill. That should explain a lot. FML

#2137630
104 comments

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On 05/21/2009 at 3:31am - misc - by verycre8tive (woman) - Romania (Bucuresti)

Today, I found out that my husband of five years was living a double life. He and his mistress have two children together and a third one on the way. He told me the only reason he stayed with me was for my money. I make about 8 dollars an hour and work two jobs to make ends meet. FML

#7721655
150 comments

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On 01/30/2010 at 9:11pm - love - by pkz - Sent from mobile version

Today, my mom asked me if I would be embarrassed if she got a tramp stamp. FML

#7651599
81 comments

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On 01/28/2010 at 8:12pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I clocked into work completely exhausted despite having gone to bed early. My roommates stayed up until 4am watching a movie, blasting music, and constantly giggling like madwomen. This is their "new and improved" schedule. FML

#14578996
28 comments

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On 01/14/2011 at 3:34pm - misc - by hoops (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was on the phone with an elderly customer at work. I had to spend 10 minutes listening to him describe how the underwear he bought was too tight and caused his bladder to leak. FML

#14913113
27 comments

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On 02/09/2011 at 7:41pm - work - by spiderchick23 (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my mom showed up completely hammered to a party I was throwing. The party was to celebrate the ten years that I've been sober. FML

#17486446
91 comments

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On 08/16/2011 at 12:54am - health - by Jillian Drute - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I got yelled at by my boss for being insensitive to a customer. I'd told her I never heard of the requested item even existing. She walked off shouting, screaming and throwing stuff from the shelf. She wanted to order a bird feeder with heated perches so the bird's feet won't get cold. FML

#18198042
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30874) - you deserved it (2447)

On 11/08/2011 at 11:06pm - work - by midwesternpetclerk - United States

Today, I had the contraceptive implant removed from my arm after having had it in for three years. I was one of the unlucky people whose body sticks to it. It took half an hour to cut and pull a tiny little stick out of my arm. FML

#19954412
133 comments

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On 07/18/2012 at 12:09pm - health - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Darlington)

Today, my girlfriend came over to a family game night. Halfway through a game of Klingon Monopoly, my drunk parents started arguing because apparently, while my dad was in jail, he cheated on my mom with a Klingon whore. I doubt my girlfriend will ever visit again. FML

#20176987
104 comments

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On 11/24/2012 at 6:11pm - love - by Eganstein (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my car broke down on the highway, and I had to call for a tow truck. It finally showed up, only to break down too less than a mile later. Cue nearly freezing to death while we waited for help to arrive for the both of us. FML

#21006306
53 comments

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On 12/26/2013 at 3:39pm - misc - by MERRY FUCKMYARSEMASS (woman) - United Kingdom



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