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Today, my boyfriend texted me telling me how much he loved me, and that he wanted my virginity. We have already done it. I don't think he meant to send that text to me. FML

#5763126
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26800) - you deserved it (2225)

On 10/10/2009 at 7:21pm - intimacy - by screwed.over (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I got a message from my ex saying how sorry he was for everything he did. He also said that if he wasn't getting married and having a kid we could still be together. We broke up a year ago. FML

#7584201
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23593) - you deserved it (2225)

On 01/26/2010 at 1:56am - love - by nubbins (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my guy friend kept complaining that no one had asked him to the dance, so he probably wasn't going to go. I suggested that we go together. He laughed until his face was bright red and said, "I don't think I'll ever get that desperate." FML

#20187578
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29612) - you deserved it (2225)

On 12/02/2012 at 3:03am - love - by Anna - United States (Washington)

Today, I was walking in the park when I was hit on the shin by a red ball. I was confused, until it was followed by an enormous German Shepherd dog going at top speed. FML

#6005928
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27905) - you deserved it (2224)

On 10/26/2009 at 12:24pm - health - by Lizofsmeg (woman) - United Kingdom (Brent)

Today, I was mugged. Not for a laptop, cell phone or money, but for the cupcake I was eating. FML

#19984969
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25157) - you deserved it (2224)

On 07/26/2012 at 6:42am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia

Today, just like every morning this month, I woke up, put on my clothes, looked out my window, and was pointed at by a man in a ninja outfit on my neighbor's roof. The police still can't find him. FML

#20155776
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27150) - you deserved it (2224)

On 11/08/2012 at 11:54pm - misc - by Targeted - United States (Washington)

Today, at work, I went to fold a pair of pants that was left in a changing room to find out that someone had taken a dump in them. FML

#6688959
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32196) - you deserved it (2223)

On 12/10/2009 at 12:24am - work - by g_unit (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I got punched in the back by elderly woman because she thought I was mocking the way she walked as I passed her. I was walking funny because I have a brace-boot on my foot due to the fact that it got run over. FML

#14043145
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31026) - you deserved it (2223)

On 12/01/2010 at 12:12am - misc - by beer guy -

Today, I am on vacation in the Smoky Mountains with my parents. They just decided to take me to the place I was conceived seventeen years ago: a bench at a public park. FML

#19673132
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25287) - you deserved it (2223)

On 05/24/2012 at 2:59pm - intimacy - by anon - United States (Texas)

Today, I was at the mall with my friend. A lady came up to us and told my friend that she could be a model. Then the lady looked at me and said, "Oh... Nice shoes." FML

#19790589
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23573) - you deserved it (2223)

On 06/15/2012 at 1:54am - misc - by Rose (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, it was my brother's birthday. I was short on money but got him a present anyway. After opening it, he looked at it and said, "I didn't really want this." FML

#21345473
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27395) - you deserved it (2223)

On 01/28/2015 at 3:07am - money - by nsb124 - United States

Today, I received a call offering me a job with the census bureau. I applied for this job 6 months ago while I was still fighting tooth and nail to stay where I was. Since I didn't get the job, I was evicted from my apartment, got on public assistance, and moved from North Carolina to Florida with my mother. FML

#6245909
56 comments

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On 11/10/2009 at 6:04pm - work - by GillyPirate (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my brother and I were shoveling mulch. He pushed me in and then ran away, laughing hysterically. I was stuck in the mulch, and no one would help. I was literally in deep shit. FML

#19528720
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19460) - you deserved it (2222)

On 04/25/2012 at 7:08pm - misc - by horselover7766 - United States (New Jersey)



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