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Today, my babysitter called to inform me that my grandfather is stalking her. FML

#15237073
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32911) - you deserved it (2807)

On 03/08/2011 at 1:47am - misc - by ToxicSuicide (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I got a text from my neighbor complaining about my girlfriend and me being too noisy in bed. I'm at work. FML

#21418223
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43367) - you deserved it (2807)

On 05/30/2015 at 8:12pm - intimacy - by TooLoud - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend told me that he was gay and that he is in love with my younger brother. FML

#1554
63 comments

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On 01/18/2009 at 7:41am - love - by Wenny - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my girlfriend called me from her parents' house where she is visiting. They were BBQing outside when out of the blue her childhood friend Adam showed up at the door for the BBQ. She asked her parents why he was there, and her dad replied that he "wants her to know that she has options." FML

#4267489
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42501) - you deserved it (2806)

On 08/03/2009 at 10:36pm - love - by Brandon (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my boss contacted me to come in for a quick meeting. I drove 30 minutes to get to work only to find out she was firing me and wanted my key card back. FML

#16321332
40 comments

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On 05/23/2011 at 11:19pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I returned home from a two-year trip overseas. My mom's first words as she greeted me at the arrivals terminal of the airport were, "Your father and I are getting a divorce." FML

#20738269
52 comments

Today, my house was broken into. The burglar didn't steal my brand new laptop, iPad or TV. They instead made off with every single item of clothing I own. When I went to turn on my TV to try and distract myself from this, I found all of the cables in back missing. The police don't believe me. FML

#20753916
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51099) - you deserved it (2806)

On 06/29/2013 at 5:55am - misc - by Angry and Confused - United States (Nevada)

Today, at my dining job, my boss told me the food was "technically illegal to serve," air quotes and all. FML

#21249316
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35287) - you deserved it (2806)

On 08/31/2014 at 9:56pm - work - by dining - United States (Iowa)

Today, after getting home from being in the field for a week, my wife who's a nurse, convinced me I had a spider bite on my penis. After rushing to the ER and standing nude in a cold exam room while the ER staff checked me out, I learned it's just an ingrown hair. FML

#21347765
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28004) - you deserved it (2806)

On 02/01/2015 at 1:13pm - health - by Why's it so cold in here? - United States

Today, I overhead my mother's request to be spanked harder by my dad. FML

#6532125
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30999) - you deserved it (2805)

On 11/30/2009 at 11:51am - intimacy - by NeedHeadPhone (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got snowed in. At work. FML

#14537481
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29318) - you deserved it (2805)

On 01/10/2011 at 9:03pm - misc - by snowbunny - United States

Today, I ran into one of my teachers from high school. When I told her I just recently graduated college and was starting graduate school in the fall, she said "you don't have to lie, some people just are not cut out for college. There is no shame." I wasn't lying, I graduated with honors too. FML

#15142777
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34731) - you deserved it (2805)

On 02/27/2011 at 7:29pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, while on the bus, I found out the seat I'd taken was the preferred spot of a very hostile and extremely overweight freshman. Instead of letting me find different place to sit, she half sat on me, and completely ignored my attempts to dislodge myself all the way to school. FML

#17871365
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28244) - you deserved it (2805)

On 09/30/2011 at 2:15pm - misc - by hihaay - United States



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