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Today, my grandma seemingly decided that it was a really nice day to put my cat in the dryer. FML

#19180967
199 comments

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On 02/28/2012 at 7:46am - animals - by JeffeeBojangles - United States (Texas)

Today, I received a rejection letter from a college that I'd applied to 6 years ago. FML

#17734053
64 comments

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On 09/13/2011 at 1:53am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I met my ex's new boyfriend. I was at work, cashiering at the movie theater that they were apparently having their first date at. We broke up less than 24 hours ago. FML

#18663308
100 comments

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On 12/31/2011 at 12:09pm - love - by TheBeastSwaq - United States (California)

Today, I returned to work after a restful week-long holiday. Before I left, I'd finished a huge assignment which is due this week. I walk in to find a water pipe has burst just above my desk, flooding our office with water and ruining my computer. Happy New Year to me. FML

#7142221
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On 01/04/2010 at 6:15am - work - by WetWetWet (man) - India (Maharashtra)

Today, my boyfriend proposed. Three hours later, he called me to tell me he was kidding. FML

#8472964
152 comments

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On 02/20/2010 at 8:59am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I found out that my mother was having an affair with my boss "to help me keep my job" because she thought I was useless. FML

#8474459
112 comments

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On 02/20/2010 at 10:05am - work - by Nik - United States (Michigan)

Today, I cleaned out the fridge for my mother. I didn't throw out a single thing that was less than a month past its expiration. Instead of thanks, she complained about everything that I threw away being still good, including a tub of butter that had been expired for two years. FML

#17858787
96 comments

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On 09/28/2011 at 9:12pm - misc - by AngrySon (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I got screamed at, threatened, cursed, and spat on by an elderly couple for "running them off the road". I was driving an ambulance, lights and sirens on, with a 4 year old in the back who couldn't breathe. They were going 20 in a 50mph zone for 2 miles straight. FML

#18542050
309 comments

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On 12/18/2011 at 2:44am - work - by Sedici - United States

Today, my fiancé told me that he was having second thoughts on our engagement. Instead of just calling it off, he took me to a fancy restaurant and took a public poll on whether we should get married. The majority said no. FML

#20003754
172 comments

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On 08/05/2012 at 9:20am - love - by exfiancee (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, we received our honeymoon itinerary. Our travel agent booked our flight to Punta Cana correctly. Too bad she booked us a hotel in Orlando, Florida. FML

#18851649
96 comments

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On 01/19/2012 at 6:44am - misc - by handymandy - United States

Today, a drunken customer blindsided me after I told him I would not be giving him a free drink after I watched him put his own hair in it. FML

#20953603
40 comments

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On 11/11/2013 at 3:18am - work - by ShakenNotStirred - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling in bed. After looking at me for a while he said, "you look better when I'm not wearing my contacts". FML

#14320
14 comments

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On 02/08/2009 at 12:21am - misc - by klee (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was very sick, and my boyfriend was taking care of me at his parents' house. I was laying on the couch, innocently watching a movie while he rubbed my feet, when his stepmother came home from work. She freaked out, accused us of having it off on her couch, and kicked me out. FML

#8611992
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25569) - you deserved it (2170)

On 02/24/2010 at 9:18am - misc - by Greymoya (woman) - United States (Texas)



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