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Today, I had to listen to my mother flirting on the phone with my dad's new girlfriend's ex-husband. FML

#13109561
81 comments

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On 09/19/2010 at 3:31am - love - by messyfamily (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I fought back with words against a bully. He cried, and I got detention. FML

#19085871
180 comments

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On 02/15/2012 at 2:26pm - misc - by sharpie2792 - United States

Today, my husband and I went to marriage counselling. I confessed something that was bothering me, but he didn't understand. Our counselor repeated word-for-word what I said right back at him. He turned to me angrily and shouted, "Why couldn't you just say that the first time?!" FML

#20127131
102 comments

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On 10/21/2012 at 7:11pm - love - by madari (woman) - Spain (Andalucia)

Today, a classmate's mother called my phone, threatening to have my dorm room raided for drugs. Why? She saw our text messages discussing where he would pick up the textbook I borrowed and thought it was the new "code name" for weed. FML

#20988723
74 comments

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On 12/11/2013 at 6:58am - misc - by a.white - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I decided to apply for a credit card to help build up my credit rating. It seemed smart since I'm a 24 year old college graduate. I was rejected for not having a credit history. Being rejected turns out to hurt your credit history. The irony of my predicament is too great for words. FML

#8615441
129 comments

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On 02/24/2010 at 2:13pm - money - by creditwhore (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I realized that not only did my parents not get me anything for Christmas, they also stole the $500 my grandparents gave me to buy a computer. FML

#14357781
134 comments

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On 12/27/2010 at 2:51pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - Estonia (Harjumaa)

Today, my friends happily announced that although they had been cut, they were still going to be playing on the school's volleyball team. The rumor going around is that everyone who tried out made the team. I never got a call back. FML

#17652760
70 comments

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On 09/03/2011 at 12:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my roommate told me that unscented deodorant prevents ingrown hairs on the bikini line. She shared this beauty tip with me when I caught her using my Lady Speed Stick on her snatch. FML

#17497875
185 comments

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On 08/17/2011 at 5:14am - intimacy - by AllieOops (woman) - United States (California)

Today, a kid came trick or treating to my house. When I told him Halloween was nearly two weeks ago, his reaction was to savagely kick me in the shin and run off screaming obscenities. This is the same kid who broke down in tears when I gave him candy on the real Halloween. FML

#18222610
100 comments

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On 11/11/2011 at 9:04pm - kids - by Username - United States (Maryland)

Today, it's been 13 months since I've been living in the States. I've been called a Nazi, asked if we have electricity in Germany, and been made fun of the way I speak with my "German accent", the list goes on. I'm not even German, I'm Danish. FML

#20201491
413 comments

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On 12/12/2012 at 1:45am - kids - by LearnGeographyUSA (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, my roommate decided that because she has an oral report due, she's going to scream at the top of her lungs until she loses her voice to get out of it. It's been two hours and she refuses to stop. FML

#21252777
80 comments

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On 09/06/2014 at 12:25am - misc - by why me? - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I got hit on by an attractive young doctor. After talking for a while we realized that we recognized each other but couldn't figure out how. Then he remembered. He was the one who'd delivered my 10 1/2 lb baby 7 months ago. I stood out because my vag tore worse than anything he'd ever seen. FML

Today, I was working drive thru and took a huge order. When the people pulled around to the window, they handed me a stack of coupons. None of the coupons were even related to what they ordered. They made me change their order to fit the coupons because they couldn't read. FML

#5380714
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38543) - you deserved it (2579)

On 09/20/2009 at 8:38pm - work - by MEW (woman) - United States (Florida)



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