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Today, my girlfriend's best friend was dumped, and was absolutely depressed. My girlfriend thought she'd show her sympathy by breaking up with me so they "could be single together." FML

#6028042
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46782) - you deserved it (2430)

On 10/27/2009 at 7:13pm - love - by dumped (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I got ice cream with a guy I'd met at a wrestling match a few days ago. When I got home, I found out that my mother had been sitting in the parking lot and watched us through the windows. FML

#8011399
118 comments

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On 02/08/2010 at 1:23pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while stocking shelves with canned goods, a kid no older than ten ran down the aisle, knocking down everything in his path. He was followed by his mother who was laughing hysterically. FML

#14840451
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29751) - you deserved it (2430)

On 02/04/2011 at 3:13pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, after some filing mistakes, and a lot of waiting on hold, I'm finally registered for Spring classes. I was ready to enjoy this term, until I found out that my ex, who was forced into therapy after he threatened to kill me, is in half of my classes. FML

#14622823
80 comments

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On 01/18/2011 at 3:13am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my dad had his "sixteen years overdue" vasectomy. I'm fifteen. FML

#18367915
112 comments

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On 11/27/2011 at 4:41pm - misc - by davidh5012 (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, after having lost 11 pounds following my pregnancy, I felt sexy and put on a cute outfit for my husband. When he walked into the bedroom, he ended up passing me three times, and then went to bed without a word. FML

#20077825
100 comments

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On 09/18/2012 at 2:24pm - love - by tiffany - Canada

Today, after battling for hours to get just a little sleep before my early morning work shift, I finally began drifting off. Then I got the worst attack of hiccups in my life. FML

#20465041
66 comments

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On 01/17/2013 at 7:39pm - misc - by FMyThroat (woman) - Peru (Lima)

Today, I was told by co-workers with whom I have worked for 2 years that I tan too much and dye my hair black too often. I'm from the Middle East and have never tanned nor dyed my hair. My co-workers think I'm a wannabe. FML

#20529072
73 comments

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On 03/03/2013 at 4:29am - misc - by wannadi (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, it's 2:23 in the morning, and my drunken girlfriend has just rung me up from a party where she's the only girl there. She seems to be having a great time. FML

#482
41 comments

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On 12/09/2008 at 10:09pm - love - by Clader - Sent from mobile version

Today, they were handing out free razors in the mall. I went up to get my free sample, but the woman just smiled and said, "Sorry honey, they're sharp, and not for children." I'm 25. FML

#84898
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42128) - you deserved it (2429)

On 02/20/2009 at 12:17am - misc - by Noname - United States (New York)

Today, I celebrated my birthday with my family. As part of my presents, my parents gave me prepaid debit card. When I got home, I looked at it again and realized it's the debit card you get from selling back books to our university bookstore. I bought my own books this year. They gave me my own refund. FML

#2039124
43 comments

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On 05/18/2009 at 12:48am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I got another email from Amazon asking me how I like my new Kindle. I don't have a Kindle. It's the one I bought my ex for Christmas, right before she left me while I was deployed overseas. FML

#7811956
123 comments

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On 02/02/2010 at 11:00am - misc - by tony1401 - United States

Today, I got a gift from my wife in the form of divorce papers. She waited till after New Year's so it wouldn't show up on her taxes for 2011. FML

#18683836
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28830) - you deserved it (2429)

On 01/02/2012 at 4:44am - love - by haphazard2007 - United States (Arkansas)



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