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Today, I found my mom throwing my very expensive and important medication down the toilet. She thought I was doing drugs. FML

#7499044
84 comments

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On 01/22/2010 at 1:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - Sweden (Kronobergs Lan)

Today, my daughter-in-law revealed to me that she caught my husband having an affair with her best friend. This was five years ago, and she is only telling me now because he stopped paying her the blackmail money to keep her mouth shut. FML

#17761780
116 comments

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On 09/17/2011 at 12:43am - love - by cheated (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while standing completely still at Walmart, I was hit by a drunk man on a Jazzy Scooter. He laughed, said it was an accident, gunned the scooter and took out two more people. FML

#18459479
111 comments

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On 12/08/2011 at 9:48am - misc - by skidmark (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to explain to my friend that the world did not used to be black and white. It was just the pictures that were. She still doesn't believe me. She's eighteen. FML

#19276451
193 comments

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On 03/14/2012 at 7:31am - misc - by CierraJordan - United States (Utah)

Today, on a thirty minute commute to a job interview, I felt the urge to pee. When I got there, I politely asked the receptionist where the toilets were, and she told me to wait for someone to come show me. After another thirty minutes, someone turned up; the HR manager. FML

#540
29 comments

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On 12/17/2008 at 11:43pm - work - by No name - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my girlfriend left a message on my phone. It was just the sounds of her having sex with somebody. FML

#766
35 comments

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On 12/31/2008 at 6:41pm - intimacy - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, three girls introduced themselves to me. I had met all of them before. FML

#2788
19 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25056) - you deserved it (2308)

On 01/27/2009 at 7:24am - love - by aere - United States (California)

Today, I'm very ill. My throat and glands are so swollen that whenever I fall asleep, I relax too much and cut off my own air. The doctor said it's a viral infection and there's nothing they can give me, so I can choose between trying to kill myself by sleeping or staying awake for the next few days. FML

#18126766
157 comments

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On 11/01/2011 at 2:29am - health - by DirtyCharmed - United States (Washington)

Today, my boyfriend was complaining about how we never see the movies he wants to see. So I took him to the movies, and he picked which one. Then he fell asleep. FML

#19433649
71 comments

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On 04/08/2012 at 11:29pm - love - by Stinky. - United States (Illinois)

Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my parents. We all looked together at family photos on the computer. The first picture was a close up of my mother, bare breasts in full view. FML

#417
33 comments

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On 11/29/2008 at 9:34pm - intimacy - by Rosies - Sent from mobile version

Today, while eating at an outdoor café, a man on the street came up to me and said, "My girlfriend is sexier than you, bitch." Thanks for the confidence boost. FML

#8539206
150 comments

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On 02/22/2010 at 12:02am - misc - by sandiego - United States (Texas)

Today, I greeted a mom and a little girl at the place where I work. The little girl looks at me, looks back at her mom, and says, "Mommy, I hate people." FML

#19635
30 comments

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On 02/10/2009 at 12:58am - misc - by neversayhiagain (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, a woman accused me of bullying her son, and said that she is going to get me fired. Her son is a 27-year-old teacher at my school, whom I disciplined for showing up drunk. FML

#20950736
67 comments

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On 11/08/2013 at 8:46pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)



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