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Today, I was having a great time shopping with my gran, until she started complaining about all the foreigners ruining our town, and counting each person who didn't look 100% British. It wouldn't even have been so bad if I wasn't adopted into the family, from Russia. FML

#17330812
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35660) - you deserved it (2833)

On 08/01/2011 at 11:05am - misc - by Foreigner (woman) - Jersey

Today, I just found out my dad got remarried a year ago. The woman is officially living with us, I got to have lunch with her alone today. I found out she is only 22, with a 14 year old little brother. My dad's 47. I'm 17, now with a 14 year old uncle and a mom that can pass for my girlfriend. FML

#4126370
186 comments

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On 07/29/2009 at 2:22am - misc - by Beefballs (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I found out that my girlfriend has to pretend to have another boyfriend who is not me because her siblings and cousins do not accept me. FML

#6861780
44 comments

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On 12/21/2009 at 7:13am - love - by theraarman - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was riding on the bus, when I felt a weird sensation on my hair. The person behind me was petting it. FML

#17182266
159 comments

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On 07/19/2011 at 9:29pm - misc - by imnotacat (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. Dinner was going well until her dad secretly fed the asparagus to the dog under the table, and then "discovered" what a childish thing I had done. My girlfriend believed him. FML

#20997471
69 comments

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On 12/18/2013 at 9:59pm - misc - by bf - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my dad got so drunk that he forgot my name. He started calling me "It". FML

#21295011
69 comments

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On 11/08/2014 at 9:36pm - misc - by ItGirl - Sweden (Sodermanlands Lan)

Today, I went shopping with my mother, when someone snuck a pack of condoms into our cart while our backs were turned. When we got to the register, my mom, whose wealth makes me ineligible for financial aid, noticed the condoms and she announced that she wasn't paying for the college I got accepted to next year because she doesn't want a promiscuous daughter. FML

#8557043
157 comments

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On 02/22/2010 at 4:13pm - misc - by condiments - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my date and I went to the movies. After the date, we were both on an instant chat room at our homes. Her personal message displayed "I think I love my ex again." FML

#12746191
52 comments

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On 08/25/2010 at 10:09pm - love - by bevo - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I brought my boyfriend over to meet the family. After several long moments of silence, one of my sisters burst out laughing, and asked, "Okay, who is this guy really?" FML

#17954133
45 comments

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On 10/10/2011 at 7:16pm - love - by octoberrain - United States (Ohio)

Today, I came home to find that my mother had sold all my valuable collector coins for cheap at a local shady pawn shop to buy herself a TV. The coins in question were worth enough to start a business. FML

#18706154
226 comments

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On 01/04/2012 at 1:30pm - money - by Ilostsomuch (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I texted my mom if she could pick me up from the hospital. She replied "No fatty, walk home." I have a broken foot. FML

#19226146
115 comments

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On 03/06/2012 at 6:50am - health - by FootyFoot (man) - Australia (South Australia)

Today, I was hit by a truck while walking to school. It was the driver's fault as I was in a crosswalk. My parents met me at the hospital where I had minor injuries. They began discussing what the insurance money would be spent on. They decided on a second honeymoon to Las Vegas. FML

#2411169
124 comments

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On 05/29/2009 at 7:21pm - money - by screwed (man) - United States (Washington)



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