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Today, I had to yet again tell my mother-in-law that I wasn't going to name my unborn baby "Ermintrude" after her late mother. My husband told me to stop being difficult, and that he agrees that it would be nice. FML

#19326389
260 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29357) - you deserved it (2106)

On 03/22/2012 at 1:14pm - kids - by futuremum (woman) - United Kingdom (Bristol, City of)

Today, I went to get my nails done for the first time in a while. I don't like to go that much because two of my toes are connected, and I'm very self-conscious about it. The man painting my toes started laughing when he saw them and called all the other employees over to look. FML

#20075771
186 comments

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On 09/17/2012 at 2:32am - misc - by twinkletoes (woman) - United States

Today, I got rear-ended. In possibly the scariest part of downtown. At night. By a man who spoke hardly any English but managed to ask if I would go out dancing with him instead of calling my insurance company. FML

#7868479
95 comments

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On 02/04/2010 at 1:34am - misc - by city_girl (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I went on a coffee date with the man I've been in love with for a while. Before I knew what was going on, he'd started chatting up a pretty girl sitting nearby. I had to drink my coffee alone while he got her number. FML

#20113670
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21447) - you deserved it (2105)

On 10/12/2012 at 2:43pm - love - by firstdategonebad - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got a parking ticket for parking in my neighbors' parking spot. I parked there because my neighbors were parked in my parking spot. FML

#18974809
83 comments

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On 02/02/2012 at 5:28am - money - by carssuck - United States

Today, I found out why I can't sleep at night. My wife switched my sleep aid pills with energy pills. FML

#20007763
121 comments

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On 08/07/2012 at 1:59pm - love - by Blackfell - United States

Today, I got left in the middle of slow dancing with a girl I liked. She came back and said, "Sorry, I had to make sure the guy I really like knows that I don't like you." FML

#20501645
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35850) - you deserved it (2104)

On 02/10/2013 at 11:01pm - love - by Greg (man) - United Kingdom

Today, while my girlfriend and I were getting it on, she looked up at me and said, "You look a lot like your brother." FML

#5119297
29 comments

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On 09/08/2009 at 12:16am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my dad gave me a twenty minute lecture about responsibility and how lazy he considers me to be. He then yelled at me for not making his bed and getting his clothes off the floor. FML

#13152336
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25234) - you deserved it (2102)

On 09/22/2010 at 1:38am - misc - by anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I had to pick my grandma up because she was drunk, at church, at 9am. FML

#19059708
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27754) - you deserved it (2102)

On 02/12/2012 at 8:11pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I finally built up the courage to confess my love to the girl of my dreams. She turned me down. When I asked her about all the recent receptive behavior toward me, she replied, "I thought it'd be funny." FML

#19552935
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29075) - you deserved it (2102)

On 04/30/2012 at 12:01pm - love - by HighasaCloud (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, during the early hours, I got hungry and went to grab something to eat. I entered the kitchen, only to see my stark-naked dad sitting at the table, eating cereal and reading the paper. He just nodded at me and said, "Son." I think I need a new pair of eyes. FML

#19751282
139 comments

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On 06/07/2012 at 7:09pm - misc - by Rohirus (man) - Sweden

Today, I realized how much it sucks to have the same name as my dad when I overheard my mom moan his name in bed. FML

#20062873
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39071) - you deserved it (2102)

On 09/08/2012 at 7:38am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)



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