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Today, my company filed for bankruptcy, but the reorganize kind where it still functions. There are no funds to give out paychecks any time soon. They won't fire me. If I voluntarily quit, I cannot file for unemployment. I'm now an unpaid intern. FML

#2181067
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51747) - you deserved it (2526)

On 05/22/2009 at 2:39pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, a customer at one of my tables left his phone number and a smiley face on the credit card slip. I was completely flattered until I looked at the bottom of the slip and realized that he had left me a $0.26 tip. FML

#19721
46 comments

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On 02/10/2009 at 1:20am - misc - by appleville (woman) - United States (North Dakota)

Today, I learned that instead of discarding expired products at my work, we change the label to make them 'expire' later. FML

#7099062
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27568) - you deserved it (2526)

On 01/02/2010 at 3:26am - work - by Labelme (woman) - United States

Today, it was my first time taking blood on the ward. The doctor saw that I was nervous and gave me a violent old man with schizophrenia who thought I was there to kill him. FML

Today, I called my husband, who is currently stationed in Japan, to see how he was doing. According to his girlfriend, he's doing fine. FML

#19174580
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43211) - you deserved it (2526)

On 02/27/2012 at 12:42pm - love - by unknown - United States

Today, my mother said she trusted me enough to go with me for my first drive in my new car. As soon as we got in the car, she started hyperventilating and screaming we're going to crash. I didn't even start the engine. FML

#5758309
62 comments

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On 10/10/2009 at 1:53pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (West Berkshire)

Today, my mom picked up my dog from the groomers. I came home to find a small female terrier on our couch. My dog is a full grown male maltese. What's worse is that it took me a full 20 minutes to convince my mom that she had picked up the wrong dog. FML

#17384739
89 comments

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On 08/06/2011 at 3:09am - animals - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, I was happily playing with my young niece and nephew. Their grandmother was watching and said, "You are so good with children! Why don't you have any?" My husband died 3 months ago. FML

#18076540
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51236) - you deserved it (2525)

On 10/25/2011 at 10:28pm - kids - by kiddoc - United States (New York)

Today, I thought about how my dad went to get me a Halloween costume and hasn't come home yet. That was 11 years ago. We've moved twice since then. FML

#19369767
245 comments

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On 03/29/2012 at 12:53pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to pick my 22-year-old son up from the hospital, after he got blind drunk, got his hand stuck in a Pringles can, and got the bright idea of staggering to the local ER to get it cut off. FML

#19438168
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22440) - you deserved it (2525)

On 04/09/2012 at 6:32pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, my friend sent me the link to this website with a message that said, "You'll feel at home." FML

#3195
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18990) - you deserved it (2524)

On 01/28/2009 at 7:33pm - misc - by AKN - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, my boyfriend invited me for dinner to meet his parents. Turns out his stepmother is my gynecologist. FML

#6645484
92 comments

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On 12/07/2009 at 2:00am - misc - by Twiddle (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I returned home to my girlfriend after being away for 6 weeks of work. I decided to take a shower and change before having a nice dinner with her. Without looking I grabbed a random pair of jeans from my closet to put on. They were Levis. I don't own or wear any Levis. FML

#8048706
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33458) - you deserved it (2523)

On 02/09/2010 at 10:43am - love - by safariboo - United States (Texas)



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