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Today, I came downstairs disappointed thinking that my parents had forgotten my birthday. Turns out they didn't forget, they just couldn't be bothered to do anything for it. FML

#14928648
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30541) - you deserved it (2941)

On 02/10/2011 at 10:24pm - misc - by Shivvy (woman) - United Kingdom (Bristol)

Today, I went to see a doctor about some of the memory problems I've been having. After the appointment, I could barely remember a thing he told me. FML

#18961286
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29393) - you deserved it (2941)

On 01/31/2012 at 3:17pm - health - by louie (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my girlfriend actually yelled, "Why are you making this all about YOU?!" after I confronted her over cheating on me. FML

#20681698
88 comments

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On 05/23/2013 at 12:40pm - love - by a single fuck (man) - Germany (Berlin)

Today, I had to explain to my mother that faith healing will not work on plumbing. FML

Today, I repeatedly had to ask people to please stop groping the mannequins. FML

Today, I was called ugly and viciously ridiculed by a couple of teenage girls. They were wearing uggs and vests that made them look like a freak-show of bleached pomeranians. FML

#18111338
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31222) - you deserved it (2940)

On 10/30/2011 at 12:57pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I've been sick with both a chest cold and a sore throat. As a result, I've also been dehydrated, causing me to have a headache. Whenever I cough, I feel like my throat is being ripped apart and my head is about to explode. FML

#19334312
95 comments

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On 03/23/2012 at 7:10pm - health - by Zak (man) - United States

Today, a huge and angry man stormed into my work and threatened to kill me if I didn't stop sleeping with his wife. He then threatened to come back and kick my ass if I so much as texted his wife again. The problem is, I'm married, have never cheated and I work for my wife's father. FML

#20622462
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55356) - you deserved it (2940)

On 04/26/2013 at 1:20am - love - by sad guy - United States

Today, I flew home from college to see my parents. Later I found the expensive painting and hand-made necklace I mailed to my mom for mother's day while taking out the trash. FML

#1877583
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59731) - you deserved it (2939)

On 05/12/2009 at 4:58pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was having a nice dream in which a beautiful butterfly flew by me and got stuck in my hair, fluttering its wings against my neck. Then I woke up and realized the "butterfly" stuck in my hair was actually a giant wood roach. FML

#16632330
111 comments

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On 06/12/2011 at 7:33pm - animals - by Jenievonteese (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my hay-fever started. I'm five months pregnant, and every time I cough, sneeze or blow my nose I either fart or wet myself. FML

#19243169
100 comments

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On 03/08/2012 at 11:53pm - health - by radiating (woman) -

Today, I reconnected with my best friend from childhood, and after a tearful confession, found out that for most of my engagement to my husband, she was repeatedly connecting with his penis. FML

#20672990
61 comments

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On 05/19/2013 at 1:35pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, my daughter cried for ages after finding out that Nick Amaro was written out of Law and Order: SVU. She barely reacted when I told her that her mom and I are getting a divorce. FML

#21417105
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24362) - you deserved it (2939)

On 05/28/2015 at 11:40am - misc - by svunimportant - United States (Kentucky)



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