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Today, I did my work, the work of my co-worker who called in sick and the work of my boss who has no idea what the hell is going on all at the same time. I didn't get a promotion because I don't work hard enough. FML

#101471
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On 02/22/2009 at 1:14am - work - by Noname (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me. Why? He said his mom didn't want us together anymore. His mom died three years ago. FML

#10594488
91 comments

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On 05/17/2010 at 7:01pm - love - by Babygirl - Sent from mobile version

Today, my mom was screaming at me and said, "I wish I'd never adopted you." I guess I'm adopted then. FML

#17371969
162 comments

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On 08/04/2011 at 10:45pm - misc - by Thebestman123 - United States (Iowa)

Today, my sister introduced me to her new, deaf boyfriend. She proudly proclaimed that she was trying to learn sign language for his sake, so he wouldn't have to read her lips. I'm also deaf and have been trying to get her to do the same for me for 20 goddamn years. FML

#21250726
85 comments

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On 09/02/2014 at 7:38pm - misc - by SadAndDeaf -

Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his friends as his "sex partner." FML

#21430188
88 comments

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On 06/22/2015 at 3:55pm - love - by Partners (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I found out I wasn't invited to my neighbor's funeral, with whom I had been good friends with for a long time. When I asked her husband why, he said, "We have a small amount of money and can't afford for you to eat all of the refreshments." FML

#21424589
45 comments

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On 06/11/2015 at 5:04pm - health - by DUFF - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my father finally achieved his long-held goal. He has legally disowned me. FML

Today, I was leaving school to get tested for peptic ulcers, because my stomach has been hurting for a few months. To wish me luck, one of my friends gave me a friendly punch in the stomach. I threw up blood. FML

#14893456
90 comments

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On 02/08/2011 at 7:48am - health - by soccerscout7 -

Today, I got a text message from a number I don't know saying "I'm sorry, but I'm cheating on you, I couldn't do this in person because you're ugly when you cry." I haven't had a relationship in 6 years and I still manage to get dumped. FML

#17584361
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38103) - you deserved it (2866)

On 08/26/2011 at 7:09am - love - by j_babydoll6520 - Australia (Victoria)

Today, the only reason I work 12-hour shifts and close at midnight every Saturday is because my boss doesn't like the fact that I have a boyfriend. FML

Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend with a serenade. After I finished, she told me she'd come over to tell me she'd found someone else and wanted to break up. FML

#21395896
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30108) - you deserved it (2866)

On 04/18/2015 at 9:03pm - love - by socialix - United States (New Mexico)

Today, my elderly dad once again asked me to make a reservation at a restaurant for him and a younger woman he's been seeing. Meanwhile, I haven't had anything even approaching a real date in over a decade. FML

#21386446
39 comments

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On 04/02/2015 at 10:19am - love - by Anonymous -

Today, for some reason entirely beyond my knowledge, Siri referred to me as "Sugartits". FML

#21444204
76 comments

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On 07/19/2015 at 9:23pm - misc - by anonymous - Canada (Ontario)



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