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Today, my boyfriend told his best friend to text my sister telling her to tell me that he was breaking up with me. FML

#6177758
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28984) - you deserved it (2556)

On 11/06/2009 at 1:06am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was dumped at the surprise party I threw for my boyfriend. FML

#7353752
34 comments

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On 01/15/2010 at 3:49am - love - by TanjinaRubbaiyat (woman) - Bangladesh (Dhaka)

Today, some cops came to my house saying that the neighbors thought the party I was having was too loud and obnoxious. It was my grandmother's 86 birthday party. FML

#17400862
110 comments

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On 08/07/2011 at 9:49pm - misc - by Paul - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I started my new job at a security company. In the first 15 minutes there was a bomb threat. FML

#18329214
90 comments

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On 11/23/2011 at 5:53pm - work - by anon -

Today, my boyfriend called out the word "scalpel" when he orgasmed. He won't tell me why. FML

#20072555
99 comments

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On 09/15/2012 at 3:36am - intimacy - by not the scalpel (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went to an Honors Convocation for my school. I received a letter a few weeks earlier telling me I received an award. Surprised and proud, I invited my family to join me to see what award I was receiving. I couldn't find my name in the program. I was invited by mistake. FML

#247185
19 comments

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On 03/08/2009 at 10:48pm - misc - by Noname - United States (New York)

Today, I changed my phone number because my old one belonged to a prostitute. My new one belongs to a debtor. FML

#13835312
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24782) - you deserved it (2555)

On 11/14/2010 at 12:43am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out my boyfriend of 5 years has been cheating on me with a Realtor. The same Realtor who helped me sell my condo so I could move in with my boyfriend. FML

#14705441
40 comments

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On 01/25/2011 at 1:10am - intimacy - by raaquel - United States

Today, my mother screamed and swore at me because I said I was looking to move out soon. Apparently, the idea of me moving out at 27 and her getting a job to pay her own way is devastating. FML

#19253027
116 comments

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On 03/10/2012 at 6:37pm - misc - by whyme - United States (Arizona)

Today, I realized the only reason why my boyfriend spends the night with me is because my house is closer to his job than his, and so he saves money on gas. FML

#20107548
144 comments

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On 10/08/2012 at 2:57pm - love - by habsgurl0622 - United States (Alabama)

Today, after my first day at work at a local daycare, I found out that I'm not entitled to breaks because I'm the only worker there who doesn't smoke. My boss asked me, ''What do you need a break for?'' FML

#21284495
173 comments

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On 10/24/2014 at 4:52pm - work - by Anonymous - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, my roommate was packing up her kitchen stuff as she prepared to move out. Apparently that includes the majority of things I bought last week to replace all of her stuff she is taking. FML

#17870431
92 comments

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On 09/30/2011 at 11:12am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my dad found out that there is a free, 24 hour, 7 days a week religious channel. Now that's all he watches. FML

#19439898
22 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23927) - you deserved it (2554)

On 04/09/2012 at 10:33pm - misc - by awwman - United States



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