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Today, the highlight of my day was when I found that there was finally toilet paper in the cubicle at work. FML

#20563464
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26839) - you deserved it (2710)

On 03/28/2013 at 5:57am - work - by Paperboy (man) - Bosnia and Herzegovina (Federation of Bosnia and Herzego)

Today, my husband and I are both suffering from food poisoning. He has horrible, raging, rank smelling, explosive diarrhea; I am vomiting every 15 minutes. We have one bathroom. FML

#14531050
83 comments

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On 01/10/2011 at 7:48am - health - by AW -

Today, my mother-in-law announced that she's going to be moving into the apartment next to us. Oh joy. FML

#17054303
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35393) - you deserved it (2709)

On 07/10/2011 at 3:21pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, Santa ran over my foot with a Segway. FML

#18435117
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23744) - you deserved it (2709)

On 12/05/2011 at 8:21am - misc - by areyouserial - United States

Today, I was choosing my soft drink at a restaurant. The kid in front of me was too short to reach the lids so I handed him one. His mom rushed over, pried it out of his hands, threw it away, and yelled, "She's filthy, don't use that." FML

Today, my mother-in-law said I wasn't the type she expected her son to marry, as he's always dated cheerleaders and model types. I must have looked offended, so she added, "I mean they weren't smart like you." So, I might be smart but I'm the ugliest girl my husband has ever been with. FML

#19879190
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23643) - you deserved it (2709)

On 07/02/2012 at 1:47am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my boyfriend came over for a family brunch, during which he told my mother, in vivid detail, how he gets the shits whenever he eats kale chips. FML

#20483441
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22774) - you deserved it (2709)

On 01/28/2013 at 6:02pm - health - by shitty situation - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out I was 13th in a graduating class of about 350 students. When I told my mother, without batting an eye, she told me, "Hey, shit floats". FML

#20859797
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40114) - you deserved it (2709)

On 08/30/2013 at 12:11am - work - by Parental Support - United States (Maryland)

Today, I came home from a vacation. It had snowed, so I decided to shovel the front walk. While shoveling, I found a dead skunk frozen solid on the sidewalk. I tried to pick it up with my shovel, but it stuck. It won't move 'til the ice melts. FML

#14830455
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23413) - you deserved it (2708)

On 02/03/2011 at 7:59pm - misc - by theyreallydosmell -

Today, I drove a friend to the emergency room because he thought he had appendicitis. While sitting in the waiting room, I got puked on by a child. My friend's diagnosis? Gas. So he also farted all the way home. FML

#14813495
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25813) - you deserved it (2708)

On 02/02/2011 at 4:07pm - misc - by alephnull (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my engagement ring was seized by the police, and my fiancé was arrested on larceny charges. Both in the same visit. FML

#18309913
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26537) - you deserved it (2708)

On 11/21/2011 at 6:26pm - love - by madison77 - United States

Today, my boyfriend finally proposed. His reason? A Las Vegas wedding came up on Groupon. FML

#19367964
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23154) - you deserved it (2708)

On 03/29/2012 at 1:04am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was partnered up with a girl in my art class, since the teacher had asked us to take turns drawing portraits of each other. I went first and felt pretty proud of how the drawing turned out. I showed it to her and she said "That's OK. I'm not good at drawing either." FML

#20494244
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25442) - you deserved it (2708)

On 02/05/2013 at 8:09am - work - by picasso - United States



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