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Today, my boyfriend commented on one of his his ex-girlfriend's Facebook photos, saying how smoking hot she looks and how much he wants her. His excuse was that the photo was posted before he was with me, so he's clearly doing nothing wrong. FML

Today, my Grandmother gave me rosary beads for my birthday. She told me I better start praying for a husband. FML

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On 09/20/2010 at 11:02pm - misc - by kdgirl (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was cutting a little boy's hair at the hairdressers where I work. While cutting his bangs, I noticed his forehead was surprisingly warm. When I asked him if he felt OK, he threw up all over my gown. I think he had some broccoli today. FML

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On 04/18/2011 at 12:46am - kids - by stickyhair (woman) - United States

Today, my friends started calling me "Soberman" because I recently gave up alcohol and have a Doberman. Normally, I wouldn't mind the nickname, but they call me Soberman everywhere. My new boss now thinks it's because I AM an alcoholic. FML

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On 11/20/2013 at 6:09am - misc - by juice723 - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, was a nice day, so I opened the sunroof and all the windows in my car. My hair started flying around and at one point it went out the sunroof. My friends thought it would be funny to close my hair in the sunroof. They laughed until they couldn't open it up again. It short-circuited. FML

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On 09/04/2009 at 4:10pm - misc - by badhairday (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I asked my boss a simple question about a problem I was having with a project I am currently doing. He replied: ''You don't worry your sweet little ass about it babe". My boss is my girlfriend's father. Nice. FML

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103 comments

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On 11/18/2009 at 11:45am - work - by GiWi (man) - Ireland (Cork)

Today, a guy commented on a picture of my boyfriend and I kissing on facebook, and said to please stop 'testing' him. He also messaged me saying how he wishes he could get a girlfriend like me, that I'm gorgeous, and that he wants to go out with me. I'm his cousin. FML

#8830762
167 comments

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On 03/04/2010 at 8:39pm - love - by Brandee - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I had a seizure. My dad responded by saying it always happens with my disease. I never have had a disease. Now I have to wait for my dad to stop yelling at my mom about not telling me, so I can ask what I have in the first place. FML

#15296523
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On 03/13/2011 at 7:08pm - health - by aldfgadfklbg (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I fell into a hole. And by hole, I mean a sewer. FML

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93 comments

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On 05/16/2012 at 6:45am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found out through his Facebook update and a text message that my fiancé demoted me to girlfriend status. I was sitting in the next room. FML

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60 comments

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On 03/17/2013 at 6:14am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, a girl punched me square in the face, effectively leaving it with purple swellings because I called her boyfriend an "uncle". Said boyfriend IS my uncle. FML

#20571521
122 comments

Today, nothing said Christmas quite like my dad taking 18 shots of vodka, falling on the Christmas tree while holding our 3-year-old cousin and denying it ever happened when he woke up later. FML

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54 comments

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On 12/26/2013 at 1:48am - misc - by thanks_world - United States (Washington)

Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML

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89 comments

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On 01/30/2015 at 11:27am - misc - by Idek - Australia (Western Australia)



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