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Today, after breaking down in front of my therapist over some really sensitive issues, she decided to also break down. Not about my story but about her own life. I'm not being paid to comfort and console my therapist. FML

#19074382
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23694) - you deserved it (2482)

On 02/14/2012 at 2:16pm - health - by ryuken23 (man) - United Kingdom (Bristol)

Today, I was at the dentist. During my check-up, he recommended a dermatologist. FML

#19393124
101 comments

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On 04/02/2012 at 1:59am - health - by bdogge99 - United States (Washington)

Today, I had to show my husband a video on how to brush your teeth. FML

#20188897
75 comments

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On 12/03/2012 at 12:18am - health - by Gahh... (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my water got cut off. The previous homeowners owed the water company over $300, and the company doesn't believe that I'm not them. The supervisor told me this will keep happening until I pay up. I need a shower. FML

#20962134
71 comments

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On 11/18/2013 at 1:37pm - money - by Annonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I told the woman that I've had a crush on for some time how I felt. She laughed so hard that water sprayed from her nose and hit me in the face. FML

#6221127
59 comments

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On 11/08/2009 at 11:13pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, feeling out of shape, I went for a jog. I got mugged. FML

#19090033
77 comments

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On 02/15/2012 at 10:59pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I received from my husband for Christmas the body lotion that only he uses. And nothing else. FML

#20422819
73 comments

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On 12/26/2012 at 1:15am - misc - by marriedtoatool - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I found out that if someone flushes a toilet the same time I'm starting the washing machine, my house will flood. FML

#20844207
51 comments

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On 08/19/2013 at 2:21am - misc - by Ben - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I found out that my mother has been purposely wrecking every relationship I've had since junior high because ''no one is good enough for her little girl''. FML

#6445574
85 comments

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On 11/25/2009 at 1:31pm - misc - by B_McG - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, as a part of my job, I took a couple around to look at houses that are on sale. After driving them around and looking at tons of houses, the wife said, "Okay. I think we have enough decorating ideas." FML

#16929016
93 comments

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On 06/30/2011 at 11:08pm - work - by Rachael (woman) - United States

Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my family. It was going well until my 23 year old sister started telling him in detail about her constipation and that if she doesn't take a shit in a few days, it's going to come out of her mouth. FML

#17967494
109 comments

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On 10/12/2011 at 1:55pm - misc - by Lauren - United Kingdom

Today, my friends and I planned to go to a waterpark together. However, due to a "miscommunication," I, and only I, was given both the wrong time and the wrong meeting place. I spent three hours sitting in a parking lot in little more than my swimming suit. FML

#20004339
122 comments

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On 08/05/2012 at 6:05pm - misc - by crissy becks - United States (California)

Today, it was my first day closing alone at a pet store when a lady came in wanting to return a bird she bought months ago. Once I informed her there were no returns on livestock, she let the bird free and ran out the door, leaving me to catch it and explain to my manager where it came from. FML

#20885115
76 comments

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On 09/17/2013 at 11:44am - work - by tay - Canada (Ontario)



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