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Today, three girls introduced themselves to me. I had met all of them before. FML

#2788
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I agree, your life sucks (20362) - you deserved it (1887)

On 01/27/2009 at 7:24am - love - by aere - United States (California)

Today, my ex-boyfriend's mother came up to me at school, yelling and causing a scene in front of everyone for breaking her son's heart. We broke up over a year ago because he was cheating on me. FML

#13073501
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29744) - you deserved it (1887)

On 09/16/2010 at 12:23pm - love - by whatabitch (woman) - United States (California)

Today, mom was so upset when she found out that she is having another granddaughter that she wants us to pay her back for the little boy clothes that she bought before the sex of the baby was known. FML

#17372798
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23278) - you deserved it (1887)

On 08/04/2011 at 11:56pm - kids - by mommytobe (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was walking home when I saw an elderly woman struggling with a large bag of garbage. I asked if I could help. I got it all the way to the dumpster and the bag ripped. Inside were about fourteen dead cats. FML

Today, I went to the ice cream shop after dinner. I am deathly allergic to nuts so I picked the vanilla. I take one bite and feel something crunchy, and see what I thought was an almond in the cup. I spit out the icecream in a panic. Good news? It wasn't an almond. Bad news? It was a cockroach. FML

#6665762
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38213) - you deserved it (1886)

On 12/08/2009 at 3:18pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I was at my grandparents' house, when the power went out. Even though we were supplied with candles and flashlights, we still had to stumble around in the darkness. They'd left both the candles and flashlights in the pitch black, unnavigable basement. FML

#17654474
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15579) - you deserved it (1886)

On 09/03/2011 at 4:52pm - misc - by itsgonnabealongnight... (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my mother and I went to a meeting at my school about a camping trip the students in my grade will be going on. When the time to ask questions came, my mother raised her hand and loudly asked, "What if my child is on their period during the trip?" FML

#19281445
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29809) - you deserved it (1887)

On 03/15/2012 at 3:49am - misc - by Bebefer - United States (California)

Today, my sister called me and asked if my boyfriend of 3 years had proposed to me yet. And now the surprise is ruined. FML

#19796347
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25427) - you deserved it (1886)

On 06/16/2012 at 9:57am - love - by anonymous - United States

Today, while in heavy traffic on the highway, a motorcyclist managed to t-bone my car. He picked himself up, glanced at the side of my car, and quickly drove off, all in the space of a few seconds. I just got an expensive paint job on this thing. FML

#17778728
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16937) - you deserved it (1885)

On 09/19/2011 at 4:35am - money - by Anonymous (man) - Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur)

Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. The items stolen were my PS3, cell phone, laptop, tablets, and for some reason my deodorant and pillowcases as well. FML

#17974360
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23383) - you deserved it (1885)

On 10/13/2011 at 10:41am - misc - by pillowless (woman) - United States

Today, the recycling bin caught fire. My little brother was "experimenting" with his magnifying glass, set an egg carton on fire and didn't realise you had to put it out before throwing it in the bin. FML

#18354691
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18670) - you deserved it (1885)

On 11/26/2011 at 6:38am - kids - by Annon - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I went to see a doctor about some of the memory problems I've been having. After the appointment, I could barely remember a thing he told me. FML

#18961286
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21565) - you deserved it (1885)

On 01/31/2012 at 3:17pm - health - by louie (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I went to my girlfriend's house to play Twister. Her parents watched us the whole time, making sure we didn't touch. FML

#20100263
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19837) - you deserved it (1885)

On 10/03/2012 at 6:03pm - misc - by its just twister (man) - United States (California)



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