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Today, my car broke down. I pulled to the side of the road to call a tow truck. After waiting what seemed like hours, the tow truck showed up, and then ran into the back of my car. FML

#20986108
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42625) - you deserved it (2525)

On 12/09/2013 at 7:59am - misc - by someone - United States (Ohio)

Today, my business is doing so badly that people are teaching their kids to drive in the empty parking lot. FML

#18565836
65 comments

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On 12/20/2011 at 10:18pm - work - by Thomas - United States (South Carolina)

Today, while I was on the floor stocking a bottom shelf, a man walked up behind me and humped the back of my head. He ran away laughing. This kind of shit happens all the time. I hate my job. FML

#19218186
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28053) - you deserved it (2524)

On 03/05/2012 at 12:12am - work - by cero_kewl - United States

Today, I realized the fastest way to wake up isn't from an alarm clock. It's from the warm, wet sensation of your old and senile cat peeing on you and your bed. I swear he was smiling. FML

#20033618
88 comments

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On 08/21/2012 at 9:04am - animals - by jenA - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I learned that instead of discarding expired products at my work, we change the label to make them 'expire' later. FML

#7099062
138 comments

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On 01/02/2010 at 3:26am - work - by Labelme (woman) - United States

Today, after going to the doctor to have him look at a rash on my man bits, I asked him how to get rid of the redness. He shrugged and said: "Don't worry, nobody will see it other than you and me." He's right. FML

#9029398
89 comments

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On 03/12/2010 at 7:19pm - intimacy - by argh (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I had to pick my 22-year-old son up from the hospital, after he got blind drunk, got his hand stuck in a Pringles can, and got the bright idea of staggering to the local ER to get it cut off. FML

#19438168
130 comments

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On 04/09/2012 at 6:32pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I learned why so much money has been missing from my credit card account. My boyfriend stole it, and has been buying toys for his 3 children. I never knew he had kids. FML

#20117313
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24765) - you deserved it (2523)

On 10/14/2012 at 10:19pm - money - by katie_sadface (woman) - Canada

Today, I told my mom, "I love you". She responded with, "What? I never told you I loved you." FML

#26936
24 comments

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On 02/11/2009 at 6:57pm - misc - by chee (woman) - United States (California)

Today, after receiving a message about being hired at a retail store, I went to the orientation for new employees. The trainer seemed perplexed when I told him my name, but he gave me my paperwork and continued with training. At the end of the 8 hour day, he asked to talk to me. I wasn't actually hired. FML

#4172505
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38361) - you deserved it (2522)

On 07/30/2009 at 9:30pm - work - by LMN (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I got a phone call to say my workplace was closed due to extreme weather conditions. Looking forward to my day off, I then realised the boiler was broken and my house has no heating despite there being a foot of snow outside. I'm spending the day in bed, wearing all my clothes. FML

#14056673
99 comments

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On 12/02/2010 at 3:11am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I got shot at. Not by police, but by a hunter. While at work. Driving a garbage truck. How the hell a hunter mistook an orange-clad garbageman in a truck for a deer is beyond me. FML

#18188542
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30579) - you deserved it (2522)

On 11/07/2011 at 10:17pm - work - by lprocter1982 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while riding the bus, the person next to me broke into a coughing fit. Fortunately, he covered his mouth. Unfortunately, he used my arm. FML

#20889355
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37795) - you deserved it (2522)

On 09/20/2013 at 7:58pm - misc - by -.- - United States (California)



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