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Today, I stumbled across "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo" on TV and realized that these awful freaks are going to make more money than I ever will. FML

#20070573
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26014) - you deserved it (2690)

On 09/13/2012 at 6:29pm - money - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend lied about having herpes, and used it as an excuse to dump me. FML

#21290234
49 comments

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On 11/02/2014 at 1:30am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my girlfriend confessed that she's been cheating on me for the past two months. Apparently she thought I'd take it well, because when I yelled at her for being a heartless bitch, she stuttered "S-sike!" and tried to play it off as a prank. She's acting like we're still dating. FML

#21316716
76 comments

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On 12/13/2014 at 11:19am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was entertaining people during an extra curricular school function in order to help "brighten people's spirits in their time of need". After it was all over, I found out that my phone had been stolen. FML

#14186958
24 comments

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On 12/13/2010 at 2:41am - misc - by yermom (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my brother offered my boyfriend $50 to dump me. Guess who's single. FML

#19997949
151 comments

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On 08/02/2012 at 4:11am - love - by Kelly - United States (California)

Today, my parents threw a hissy fit calling me ungrateful and disrespectful for wanting to do laundry and clean at home, instead of going out to their friends' house for dinner. They also disconnected the Internet to punish me when they left. I'm 20 and visiting home on a college break. FML

#21326232
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30152) - you deserved it (2689)

On 12/28/2014 at 11:55pm - misc - by justwantedtounpack - United States

Today, in my psychology class, we were given a sheet that had a list of stressful events and we were to select the ones we had experienced in the last 12 months. I got highest in my class of above an 80% chance of getting a life threatening illness due to stress. Everyone laughed. FML

#8160504
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22745) - you deserved it (2688)

On 02/12/2010 at 6:39am - health - by Stressy (man) - United Kingdom (Coventry)

Today, I had to spend the morning and afternoon waiting for my uncle to take a crap after his hernia surgery. It never happened, and in the end I drove home, only to find the highway just as backed up as my uncle's colon. FML

#17697581
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19639) - you deserved it (2688)

On 09/08/2011 at 4:47pm - health - by wilmerjean - United States

Today, while trying to take my Christmas tree down, I learned that at some point during the last few weeks, it became home to a colony of green ants. I'm now covered in bites and terrified to go anywhere near it. FML

#20426337
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25285) - you deserved it (2688)

On 12/27/2012 at 5:54pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, I was grounded by my dad for "popping pills like a gangbanger". I take prescription ADHD medicine and a multi-vitamin. FML

#20863675
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37545) - you deserved it (2688)

On 09/01/2013 at 9:15pm - love - by zephyrgk - United States (Illinois)

Today, I swapped out my maternity gown for a regular old t-shirt. My visiting mother-in-law called me a fatass and said I need to lose weight. I'd given birth just 40 hours earlier. FML

Today, I finally figured out who has been stalking me for the past 5 months. And we're related. FML

#3945707
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44943) - you deserved it (2687)

On 07/22/2009 at 12:27am - misc - by stalkered (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I found out why my roommate and best friend comes home late three nights a week. She goes to get drunk with some guy, then goes back to his house to hook up. Who is this guy? The guy I've been dating for three years. FML

#9139236
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32581) - you deserved it (2687)

On 03/16/2010 at 7:17pm - love - by latenightbite - United States



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