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Today, I woke up late, didn't shave, didn't have time to iron my clothes, didn't eat breakfast, and ran into the office with beads of sweat running down my face. The meeting had been cancelled. FML

#813
16 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20590) - you deserved it (2779)

On 01/08/2009 at 2:42am - work - by Poopalipa - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I gathered the courage to ask my crush on a date. As I called her, she quickly answered and said "Can't talk right now, I'm in a movie theater." and then hung up. I'd called her home phone. FML

#4706873
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37283) - you deserved it (2779)

On 08/21/2009 at 11:36am - love - by sophistication (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I took a friend home from the hospital. She was on medication that made her drowsy. She fell onto her bed and asked me to help her take off some clothes since she had her winter gear on. She passes out and her roommate walks in and catches me undressing an unconscious girl. FML

#6914931
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33584) - you deserved it (2779)

On 12/24/2009 at 1:09am - love - by Nemesis2747 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML

#19196280
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35732) - you deserved it (2779)

On 03/01/2012 at 3:39pm - love - by eeelise5296 - United States (Arizona)

Today, I noticed my dog chewing on something while on the couch. It looked like a wash rag of some sort, so I grabbed it from my dog. It wasn't until after I picked it up that I noticed it wasn't a wash rag. It was a small, dead bird. FML

#20527319
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26621) - you deserved it (2779)

On 03/01/2013 at 7:54pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while at work, my ex-boyfriend came in. I pretended not to see him, hoping he would just pass on by. No such luck. He stopped to tell me that he was there for orientation. My company hired him. FML

#20519937
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29962) - you deserved it (2779)

On 02/24/2013 at 8:56am - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my husband told me he had been cheating on me for the past 8 months. Twenty minutes later, he asked me what was for dinner. FML

#13102808
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36582) - you deserved it (2778)

On 09/18/2010 at 7:13pm - love - by fmldailyyy - Ireland (Limerick)

Today, I was yet again asked to show my hall pass. I'm 23 and work at a middle school. I've worked here for the last five months, so not only do I look 13 years old, I'm also not memorable enough for my own coworkers to recognize me. FML

#20454196
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35869) - you deserved it (2778)

On 01/11/2013 at 8:11pm - work - by Can'tAgeOrMakeFriends (woman) - United States

Today, I am sitting next to a guy who very clearly has lice crawling on his head. It's a six hour flight. FML

#21006067
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45131) - you deserved it (2778)

On 12/26/2013 at 11:16am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my little sister and I were reading a book together and out of nowhere, she said "I love you". My heart melted and I told her that I love her too. Then she told me that she was talking to her stuffed animal, not me. FML

#4425
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33490) - you deserved it (2777)

On 01/31/2009 at 11:29pm - kids - by Noname - United States (California)

Today, I went to see my guidance counselor. I was supposed to hear from my college about a scholarship by October 3rd. I was worried since it was already the 2nd so I went to talk to her. She never turned in my nomination. Goodbye $80,000 scholarship. FML

#5615281
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48959) - you deserved it (2777)

On 10/03/2009 at 12:37am - misc - by Screwed (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was driving home with my dad after buying a new truck. We were on the freeway and the engine wasn't revving up very much. My dad thought that something was wrong with my transmission, so he reached over to change gears. Most cars won't go into reverse at high speeds. Mine does. FML

#12706799
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27030) - you deserved it (2777)

On 08/23/2010 at 7:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I got in a car accident on the way to work. I received an abusive phone call from my boss saying he shouldn't have to cover my lazy ass. I was driving to cover his shift because he was too drunk to show up to work. FML

#15642936
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33272) - you deserved it (2777)

On 04/04/2011 at 10:03pm - work - by patch91 -



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