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Today, when I asked my boss why my bonus was cut in half, he replied, "I have no idea what you really do." I'm the IT Manager. FML

#20465650
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I agree, your life sucks (29720) - you deserved it (2516)

On 01/18/2013 at 12:53am - money - by Anon - United States (Texas)

Today, my mother bitched me out for filing divorce papers against my abusive husband. According to her, it's a "slap in God's face". She's the one who's divorced two husbands so far because they weren't getting job promotions fast enough to support her hoarding habit. FML

#20852500
110 comments

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On 08/24/2013 at 4:37pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my mom asked if I wanted to come to dinner with my parents and my grandparents who are in from London. When we got to the restaurant, there was a wait. My mom made me walk home because they could get a table quicker for a group of four than a group of five. FML

#1792856
102 comments

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On 05/09/2009 at 9:48pm - misc - by charlie (woman) - United States (Delaware)

Today, a customer at one of my tables left his phone number and a smiley face on the credit card slip. I was completely flattered until I looked at the bottom of the slip and realized that he had left me a $0.26 tip. FML

#19721
45 comments

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On 02/10/2009 at 1:20am - misc - by appleville (woman) - United States (North Dakota)

Today, it's my birthday, and everyone, family and friends, forgot. Except my dog who left me a present on my bed. FML

#21253357
71 comments

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On 09/06/2014 at 11:06pm - animals - by Meowit (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my boss called me into her office to tell me I needed to mind my own business and not question everything my newest co-worker does. Yesterday, I stopped the new girl from giving $6,000 to the wrong person. I was fired on the spot. The new girl was promoted into my job. FML

#6400678
80 comments

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On 11/22/2009 at 2:31am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, after calling my boyfriend and telling him that my dog had just died, he hesitated and stuttered "She was old, sick, and suffering. Babe, it was her time to go." He then informed me he had to go to his friend's house and hung up. My dog was 2, in great health, and was hit by a car. FML

#7835158
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29202) - you deserved it (2514)

On 02/03/2010 at 12:03am - animals - by Brittany (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I wasn't allowed to work from home, despite being ill enough to just take the day off anyway, so 'there could be someone to answer the phone'. The phone didn't ring once all day. FML

#15421054
45 comments

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On 03/21/2011 at 9:03pm - work - by letmeinplease - United Kingdom

Today, I finally got to see my boyfriend, after two months apart. As we hugged, he lifted me up and spun me around like in the movies. It would have been really romantic if I hadn't hit a little boy while he was riding past on his bike. I've just traumatized a little kid. FML

#19981666
93 comments

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On 07/24/2012 at 2:33pm - kids - by Jessi (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had a formal complaint filed against me for being outrageously rude to a customer. All I did was tell a customer that she couldn't use food stamps at the movie theater. FML

#20620985
102 comments

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On 04/25/2013 at 3:37pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my friend sent me the link to this website with a message that said, "You'll feel at home." FML

#3195
41 comments

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On 01/28/2009 at 7:33pm - misc - by AKN - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, the car I was in got pulled over by the police for making an illegal turn. I was in a cab. And he kept the meter running. FML

#4362342
86 comments

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On 08/07/2009 at 2:29pm - misc - by LT (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I found out my ex got invited to our Christmas Party. I also found out that she got much more presents and money from my family than I did. FML

#6934422
33 comments

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On 12/25/2009 at 3:14am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)



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