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Today, I got on a bus that was so overcrowded I had to stand next to the driver with nothing to hang on to. A drunk man got on and for the rest of the half hour journey continuously fell on me, when I got off he smiled and told me as the doors were closing "the last twelve times was for fun." FML

#13777972
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24606) - you deserved it (2500)

On 11/09/2010 at 2:00pm - misc - by nameless - United Kingdom

Today, I was threatened with suspension from school because of my nose piercing. I had to explain that it's actually a pimple. FML

#17960494
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34857) - you deserved it (2500)

On 10/11/2011 at 4:05pm - health - by top dog! - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I found out my girlfriend of 3 years has been cheating on me. When I explained the situation to the "other guy", he exclaimed that I was lying because I was jealous and trying to ruin his relationship. He punched me in the face. FML

#20177730
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26344) - you deserved it (2500)

On 11/25/2012 at 3:09am - love - by king400 - United States (California)

Today, my dad confessed that the only reason I'm alive today is because he couldn't afford to pay for an abortion. He couldn't afford it because he'd splashed out on brand new furniture at IKEA shortly before discovering my mom was pregnant. FML

#17333987
151 comments

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On 08/01/2011 at 5:20pm - misc - by Savannah - United States (Alaska)

Today, my parents asked me if I would dog-sit for them while they go to my ex's wedding. FML

#17864370
124 comments

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On 09/29/2011 at 4:14pm - misc - by littlepsychgirl (woman) - United States (California)

Today, after having my sinuses draining for a couple days, my ma stopped by for a surprise visit. Upon discovering the trash can full of used tissues, she called my pastor grandfather to talk to me about the chronic masturbation problem I don't have, but that everyone now thinks I have. FML

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of my dad constantly hitting on her. Not because she was disgusted, but because she wants to date him. FML

#7584651
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49614) - you deserved it (2498)

On 01/26/2010 at 2:35am - love - by Junior (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my future mother-in-law finally admitted that I'm "not the girl for her son" and that she will do anything to break us up. FML

#12929615
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33601) - you deserved it (2498)

On 09/06/2010 at 4:35am - love - by mlove (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I received a serious concussion and several stitches to the back of my head. The attacker? My mom. FML

#17817623
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26032) - you deserved it (2498)

On 09/24/2011 at 12:40am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, after clubbing with my girlfriend, we went to her place. She then threw up on the floor, and went to clean herself up. When she came back, she'd forgotten that she'd just thrown up. She blamed me for puking, and kicked me out. It was 4:00 am and a 3-hour walk home. FML

#20161591
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24912) - you deserved it (2498)

On 11/13/2012 at 7:02am - love - by Med (man) - Netherlands (Groningen)

Today, I picked up an extra shift at the store. It was also the day the store's ventilation system shut down, resulting in carbon monoxide poisoning for me and two co-workers. FML

#21230314
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37555) - you deserved it (2498)

On 08/05/2014 at 6:44pm - work - by cutthroatkait (woman) - United States

Today, my parents sat me down and told me that I'm adopted. I took it in stride, and reassured them that as far as I'm concerned, they're my true parents. That annoyed them. Apparently the whole thing was a prank for a YouTube video, which I ruined by not crying or freaking out. FML

#21247893
68 comments

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On 08/29/2014 at 2:09pm - kids - by hannahka (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I received a call while at the dispatch station for the Naval hospital I work at. It was a woman having a panic attack. Apparently, she couldn't plug her vacuum in, and was more or less freaking out. I had to take her in anyway. FML

#12162115
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21008) - you deserved it (2497)

On 07/28/2010 at 7:42am - work - by HM (man) - United States (Armed Forces Pacific)



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