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Today, Mah Boss Scolded Me 4 Being Too Friendly To Our Customers And Told Me To Back Off And Let Them Do Their Thing. Less Than An Hour After Doing As He Said, He Scolded Me Again, This Time 4 Slacking Off And Not Asking Them If They Needed Help Finding Stuff. There Goes Mah Bonus. FML

#20999504
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On 12/20/2013 at 7:30pm - work - by fuck you, boss (man) - United States

Today, in the men's room a guy using the adjacent toilet dropped his phone, and it fell right next to mah foot!! The screen was facing upward, and looked like he was taking pictures of his junk in the office toilet!!

#21269595
73 comments

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On 10/02/2014 at 2:20pm - misc - by Vkaz (man) - United States (Florida)

Yesterday, mah grandmother calld . She greetd me by mah mother's name . When I told her it was not mah mother, she apologizd and correctd herself, but this time she addressd me as mah sister . When I told her it was not mah sister either, she said "Sorry, wrong number" and hung up . FML

#65383
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On 02/18/2009 at 12:08am - misc - by fuckthat (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was driving to the local market with my son. We approached a vehicle that looked just like my fiancé's. My son peered out his window an said, "Mommy, daddy's getting kidnapped!" It seems he was being 'kidnapped' by his new grlfriend. FML

#2447996
104 comments

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On 05/30/2009 at 10:37pm - love - by anoymus (woman) - United States (Maryland)

yesterday after dealing with tons of drama an working a 14 hour shift I took a shower. When I stepped out a weak spot in the floor gave way. While falling through the floor I grabbed the toilet tank lid which fell into the tank an broke it. Now looool my leg hurts an the bathroom's flooded. mega FML

#14969181
41 comments

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On 02/14/2011 at 2:11am - misc - by TheKingDavis (man) - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I moved into my new apartment. My nieghbor is apparently crazy and think I'm trying to 'steal' her husband. She watche me and is super paranoid. I have a two year lease. FML

#17078615
130 comments

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On 07/12/2011 at 9:34am - misc - by Ghettogirl4life - United States (Arizona)

TODAY, IT'S -20°C OUTSIDE. HALF WAY THROUGH MY THRTY MINUTES WALK TO WORK, MY BOSS PULLED UP BESIDE ME IN HER CAR, SAID "YOU LOOK COLD. I'LL SEE U AT WORK." AND THEN DROVE AWAY. MEGA FML

#18898578
233 comments

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On 01/24/2012 at 1:07pm - work - by emma209 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

2day My Grandmoter Treatend To Kill Erself Wit A Banana. Se Ten Got Angry Wit Me Wen I Didn't Attempt To Get Te Banana Away From Er. My Mom Punisd Me Cuz I Didn't Take Te Situation Seriously Enoug. FML

#19806269
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28842) - you deserved it (2896)

On 06/18/2012 at 7:38am - misc - by DwarfFrog - United States

Yesterday , I saw a friend in the street but he didn't see me , so as a joke I decided to ring him. He took his mobile out of his pocket , sighed an didn't pick up. FML

#1016
29 comments

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On 01/12/2009 at 9:47pm - misc - by patty - Sent from mobile version

Today, was a nice day, so I opened the sunroof and all the windows in my car . My hair started flying around and at one point it went out the sunroof . My friends thought it would be funny to close my hair in the sunroof . They laughed until they couldn't open it up again . It short-circuited . FML

#5043249
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39124) - you deserved it (2895)

On 09/04/2009 at 4:10pm - misc - by badhairday (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Taday I was working mah job at Saphora whan I ovarhaard two woman talking . Ona of tham askad har friand, "Is baing pratty a raquiramant to work hara?" Har friand turnad to saa ma, turnad back to har friand and said, "I guass not." FML

#6041227
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34354) - you deserved it (2895)

On 10/28/2009 at 4:19pm - work - by uglyyyyy (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today , my boyfriend took me on a romantic weekend away at a hotel. What is he doing now? On his computer looking up stuff on Craigslisthile I am watching t.v. alone. big fat FML

#8230215
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20415) - you deserved it (2895)

On 02/14/2010 at 12:03am - love - by lonelygirl (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today , I got mugged. As the guysho took mah purse were about to walk away , mah cellphone rang in mah pocket. FML

#16812585
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37984) - you deserved it (2895)

On 06/23/2011 at 4:54am - money - by alo1434 (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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