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Today, I finally got enough money to buy the car I wanted for a year now. It was stolen today too. I had my car for 4 hours. FML

#19847645
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30630) - you deserved it (2066)

On 06/25/2012 at 10:55pm - money - by stolen-car - United States (South Carolina)

Today, it's my one year anniversary with my husband. I put on a sexy outfit, red dress and slinky underwear, and waited for him to get home. He walked in the door and asked me with a quizzical look if I was going out tonight. FML

#348
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22173) - you deserved it (2065)

On 11/20/2008 at 6:10am - love - by Ciabatta - Sent from mobile version

Today, I'm a recovering alcoholic and drug addict. On new years, my mom called and asked what kind of champagne I want. FML

#771
29 comments

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On 01/01/2009 at 10:38am - health - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, I got a birthday card in the mail from my aunt. I got all excited when I saw a cheque inside, but the cheque was addressed to the wrong name. Not only did my own aunt forget my name, I couldn't even bank the $60. FML

#6596310
23 comments

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On 12/04/2009 at 5:35am - money - by anon - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend is getting engaged. He broke up with me five months ago because our relationship was too serious for him. FML

#8893586
107 comments

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On 03/07/2010 at 2:20pm - love - by anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I stood for half an hour in the rain waiting for my bus. As I started to go inside, my bus turned around the corner and splashed water all over me. The bus driver wouldn't let me on the bus because I was soaking wet and I would "mess up the seats". FML

#4949959
81 comments

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On 08/31/2009 at 9:05am - misc - by soaked (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, at work, I went to fold a pair of pants that was left in a changing room to find out that someone had taken a dump in them. FML

#6688959
55 comments

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On 12/10/2009 at 12:24am - work - by g_unit (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I walked into my apartment to find my boyfriend of two years screwing my lifelong best friend. I immediately burst into tears. He looked at me and told me I was being too dramatic. FML

#6580116
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28372) - you deserved it (2064)

On 12/03/2009 at 3:39am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, a woman came into my work and yelled at me because no one told her the cake she had bought the week before was made of ice cream. She'd hidden it in the cupboard and it melted. I work in Dairy Queen. FML

#17940087
134 comments

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On 10/09/2011 at 1:11am - work - by ab (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I started my first day as a waitress. After getting my ass slapped, drinks and food spilled over me, and being tripped by a bratty kid, my tips were stolen. FML

#17764475
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30797) - you deserved it (2064)

On 09/17/2011 at 1:13pm - work - by RebekahBrooke - United States

Today, at work, a customer asked for my number. When I declined, he made a huge scene, shouting and scaring other customers. He tipped me seven cents. FML

#17980865
59 comments

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On 10/14/2011 at 5:35am - work - by scribbler8 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was upset over a recent break up. It showed while I was at work, and I made a customer sad just by looking blue. She complained to my manager. I got written up for being so depressed that I got a customer depressed too. FML

#19993921
103 comments

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On 07/31/2012 at 2:42am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, after class, my teacher pulled me aside and said "You know, I never received the e-mail regarding your disabilities that your parents mentioned. Could you have them resend it?" What disabilities? FML

#85475
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44822) - you deserved it (2063)

On 02/20/2009 at 1:16am - work - by Jedi (woman) - United States (California)



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