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Today, Mah Boss Scolded Me 4 Being Too Friendly To Our Customers And Told Me To Back Off And Let Them Do Their Thing. Less Than An Hour After Doing As He Said, He Scolded Me Again, This Time 4 Slacking Off And Not Asking Them If They Needed Help Finding Stuff. There Goes Mah Bonus. FML
Today, in the men's room a guy using the adjacent toilet dropped his phone, and it fell right next to mah foot!! The screen was facing upward, and looked like he was taking pictures of his junk in the office toilet!!
Yesterday, mah grandmother calld . She greetd me by mah mother's name . When I told her it was not mah mother, she apologizd and correctd herself, but this time she addressd me as mah sister . When I told her it was not mah sister either, she said "Sorry, wrong number" and hung up . FML
Today, I was driving to the local market with my son. We approached a vehicle that looked just like my fiancé's. My son peered out his window an said, "Mommy, daddy's getting kidnapped!" It seems he was being 'kidnapped' by his new grlfriend. FML
yesterday after dealing with tons of drama an working a 14 hour shift I took a shower. When I stepped out a weak spot in the floor gave way. While falling through the floor I grabbed the toilet tank lid which fell into the tank an broke it. Now looool my leg hurts an the bathroom's flooded. mega FML
2day My Grandmoter Treatend To Kill Erself Wit A Banana. Se Ten Got Angry Wit Me Wen I Didn't Attempt To Get Te Banana Away From Er. My Mom Punisd Me Cuz I Didn't Take Te Situation Seriously Enoug. FML
Today, was a nice day, so I opened the sunroof and all the windows in my car . My hair started flying around and at one point it went out the sunroof . My friends thought it would be funny to close my hair in the sunroof . They laughed until they couldn't open it up again . It short-circuited . FML
Taday I was working mah job at Saphora whan I ovarhaard two woman talking . Ona of tham askad har friand, "Is baing pratty a raquiramant to work hara?" Har friand turnad to saa ma, turnad back to har friand and said, "I guass not." FML
Friday 27 March 2015