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Today, it was my 24th birthday. I got a card from my sister reading: "Here's to another year of complete disregard for age-appropriate developmental milestones." She was right. FML

#1490
12 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13781) - you deserved it (3003)

On 01/17/2009 at 7:04pm - misc - by nothreat33 - United States (Maryland)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. As I was leaving his house I hear him shout "Hey! Wait! Sweetie, come back here!". He was talking to his cat who ran out the door behind me. FML

#4733759
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34178) - you deserved it (3003)

On 08/22/2009 at 11:39am - love - by roostergirl (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I realized I've been acting very paranoid lately. I was mugged a few weeks ago, so I've been nervous. I've been holding my hands in my pockets and looking around on my way outside from work. Apparently, that's grounds to arrest someone under suspicion of carrying a concealed weapon. FML

#5773283
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33538) - you deserved it (3003)

On 10/11/2009 at 9:21am - misc - by PackingSpaceHeat (man) - United States (New York)

Today, the fire alarm went off in my dorm. Not only was it 30 degrees outside, but I was in the shower. FML

#15817809
125 comments

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On 04/17/2011 at 3:25am - misc - by wellhellothere (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my neighbor declared his love for me via "the medium of interpretative dance." FML

#17641775
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27574) - you deserved it (3003)

On 09/02/2011 at 2:54am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my cat vomited violently. I can smell it but I can't find it. FML

#18520750
99 comments

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On 12/15/2011 at 4:49pm - animals - by Anonymous - Australia (South Australia)

Today, my dad still refuses to repay the loan I gave him. I've just barely managed to pay my bills, and I'm now so poor that I'll have to survive the next 3 days until my next paycheck by eating the only thing left in my fridge: a jar of cheese whiz. FML

#21358559
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32849) - you deserved it (3003)

On 02/18/2015 at 12:17pm - money - by janused (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was driving to the local market with my son. We approached a vehicle that looked just like my fiancé's. My son peered out his window and said, "Mommy, daddy's getting kidnapped!" It seems he was being 'kidnapped' by his new girlfriend. FML

#2447996
104 comments

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On 05/30/2009 at 10:37pm - love - by anoymus (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I got a birthday present from my boyfriend's mom. It was ProActiv acne solution. He tried to make me feel better by explaining it's because she wants to be able to include me in family pictures. FML

#6636501
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35983) - you deserved it (3002)

On 12/06/2009 at 5:13pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I spent an hour and a half washing my car. As I was driving down the highway, a large bird flew over my car and accidentally dropped the dead animal he was about to have for dinner. It landed on my windshield. FML

#13300598
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21758) - you deserved it (3002)

On 10/03/2010 at 5:35am - animals - by andrea99 - United States

Today, I found out that my grandma has been sending me birthday money every year. My mom just steals it before I ever see it. FML

#16168772
129 comments

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On 05/14/2011 at 7:40am - money - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out how painful it is when your ceiling fan falls on you. FML

#17337129
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34921) - you deserved it (3002)

On 08/01/2011 at 10:46pm - misc - by Username - United States (Missouri)

Today, while on the bus, I watched a homeless man pop a pimple on his arm and eat it. FML

#19006098
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29970) - you deserved it (3002)

On 02/05/2012 at 11:09pm - misc - by dadadoo - United States (New York)



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