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Today, I went to the dentist to get a filling. Instead of giving me Novocaine, my dentist decided he was going to use a special new paste on me while he drilled. It didn't work. FML

#16764992
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32457) - you deserved it (2760)

On 06/20/2011 at 3:21pm - health - by StupidDentist (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was called ugly and viciously ridiculed by a couple of teenage girls. They were wearing uggs and vests that made them look like a freak-show of bleached pomeranians. FML

#18111338
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28837) - you deserved it (2760)

On 10/30/2011 at 12:57pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I met up with my estranged father for the first time in almost 15 years. I saw him again later, while he was robbing my house. FML

Today, I realized how bad my insomnia had got when I tried answering my water bottle when my alarm went off. FML

#20901491
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34546) - you deserved it (2760)

On 09/30/2013 at 1:01am - health - by Overworked - United States

Today, the family upstairs decided to play basketball. Indoors. At 3am. FML

#20928702
94 comments

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On 10/21/2013 at 9:06am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. I told her best friend the plan the day before. I got reservations to a restaurant on the beach, and we were going to arrive via boat. She never showed. Her parents called me asking why she left town to go to Paris. FML

#6926336
57 comments

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On 12/24/2009 at 6:37pm - love - by hoplessG (man) - United States

Today, while setting up for a party I was having, I put black lights into our bathroom for the cool bright, neon color you get when you pee. When I turn them on to see where I need to continue cleaning, I see many, small, yellow hand prints on the walls. I have a nine year old brother. FML

#13660294
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21960) - you deserved it (2759)

On 10/31/2010 at 5:05am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my husband told me the only reason we're still together is because he can't afford to move out. FML

#17748874
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26840) - you deserved it (2759)

On 09/15/2011 at 12:42am - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, while using a restroom in Walmart, an old lady with a cane hobbled in screaming, "I smell someone making sin!" She would not stop tapping on the door with her cane till I came out. FML

#20808725
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41507) - you deserved it (2759)

On 07/28/2013 at 10:16pm - health - by DreamStatic - United States (Georgia)

Today, I had to explain to my mother that faith healing will not work on plumbing. FML

Today, I was supposed to be going on my first date with a guy I really liked. He never showed up. I just found out my dad was outside washing the car when my date showed up. He told him he didn't have a daughter and to never show up on his driveway again. FML

#12376475
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39532) - you deserved it (2758)

On 08/07/2010 at 7:41pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Utah)

Today, I found a picture of my military husband kissing another woman. His excuse? It was photoshopped. FML

#17817952
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28438) - you deserved it (2758)

On 09/24/2011 at 1:20am - love - by astocks - United States (New York)

Today, at work, I walked in on a disoriented elderly woman eating nachos and cheese off the bathroom floor. She wasn't wearing any pants. FML

#20548521
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32554) - you deserved it (2758)

On 03/17/2013 at 11:14pm - work - by Ihatemyjob (woman) - United States (Ohio)



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