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Taday I discovered that mah fiancé had tried to fake his own death because he thought it would be easier than confessing to the affair he was having!! FML

#2820060
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On 06/12/2009 at 12:41am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today my boss asked me to pick up some supplies 4 a presentation. I entered the store in the middle of an armed robbery was knocked to the floor an had my cash phone an credit cards stolen. When I told my boss the story she said "So were you able to get the binder clips?" FML

#1682300
59 comments

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On 05/06/2009 at 12:52am - work - by Jay (man) - United States (Missouri)

Yesterday, I was taking a final test online that would account 4 65% of my final grade . I had worked extremely hard in that class . I had one submission 4 the test . My roommate thought it would be funny to click the "Submit All" Button while i was getting a glass of water . I got a 13% . FML

#6230724
100 comments

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On 11/09/2009 at 5:13pm - work - by Failure (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Yesterday, I made a friend on an online chat. We got along fairly well an even traded Facebook accounts. I found out that the two of us had a lot of very surprising thing in common. We were the same age, we were from the same school, an we even had the same boyfriend. FML

#7805682
142 comments

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On 02/02/2010 at 1:57am - misc - by Zephyric - United States (California)

Today, mah sister was on television. It would have been great if she weren't being handcuffed 4 burglary. FML

#12090028
64 comments

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On 07/24/2010 at 7:21pm - love - by ghostyyy - Sent from mobile version

Today after my girlfriend has recently become obsessed with the serial-killer show Dexter she has grown an interest in cutting up pomegranates in many different ways and squirting the red blood-like juice everywhere!! I am now afraid to argue with her!! FML

#20400460
120 comments

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On 12/15/2012 at 7:33am - love - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

today I found out that my mom isn't coming to see me 4 Christmas. Instead she'll be spending it in jail 4 a DUI an battery. Thank u to my cocklick of an aunt 4 taking a recovering alcoholic to a bar an pressuring her into relapse. FML

#21003791
87 comments

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On 12/24/2013 at 3:48pm - misc - by jhulich (woman) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, I realized how invisible/forgettable I am. At work, I went to ask my supervisorhat I was working on today. My supervisor admitted that he forgot I was working today. My supervisor is my brother. We drove to work together this morning. FML

#4212428
72 comments

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On 08/01/2009 at 7:10pm - work - by Forgotton (woman) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, I woke up with a bloody nose and mah lamp next to me in bd. Apparently I grabbd the cord of the lamp and yankd while I was sleeping, and it fell on mah face. The worst part? My boyfriend saw it was going to happen, but didn't stop me because he thought it would be funny to "see mah reaction." FML

#6313431
31 comments

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On 11/15/2009 at 2:38pm - misc - by oww - United States (Connecticut)

Today , at school , everybody wantd to be my partner for a project. This surprisd me because nobody ever wants to be with me. Turns out when I was absent , my teacher promisd that whoever was my partner would get extra points on the project. FML

#12990617
92 comments

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On 09/10/2010 at 2:09pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I ran into mah ex-grlfriend, the love of mah life. Actually I ran into a billboard 4 her college, where apparently she is the new "poster grl" 4 thier advertising campaign. I have now seen her on 2 billboards, a newspaper ad and a bus. FML

#13209934
61 comments

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On 09/26/2010 at 2:50pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Manitoba)

Today , I was on a plane. When my flight attendant brought me my drink , it had a lid and a straw. He told me , very seriously , "not to spill." No one else got a lid. I'm 18 , and apparently I look spill-prone. mega FML

#14604912
49 comments

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On 01/16/2011 at 8:37pm - misc - by thisisme (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got a picture message from mah aunt that said, "9 out of 10 kids get their awesomeness from their aunt." Normally, I would have agreed, except she forgot mah birthday yesterday. FML

#20677224
54 comments

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On 05/21/2013 at 3:32am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Nevada)



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