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Today, after getting rear ended by a car, I texted my husband to let him know I was in the hospital. His response? "I'm at Taco Bell." FML

#18515573
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28487) - you deserved it (2993)

On 12/14/2011 at 10:34pm - misc - by Mariah Heimann - United States (Illinois)

Today, I let my little sister sleep in my room because she had a nightmare. She is currently snoring like an overweight 40 year old man with a cold. FML

#19105693
90 comments

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On 02/18/2012 at 5:07am - misc - by sleepless - United States

Today, at college, I finally talked myself into confessing my feelings to a girl I really like. Her response was to threaten to sue me. For what, exactly? I have no goddamned idea. I just don't understand people anymore. FML

#20545151
84 comments

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On 03/15/2013 at 6:43pm - love - by forever single, I guess (man) - United States

Today, and throughout the past week, my electricity, water, cable, and Internet were progressively shut off. Why? Because my deranged mother-in-law has been stealing the money orders I use to pay my bills out of my mailbox. She also stole the late notices because she didn't want me to be "mad". FML

#20678301
122 comments

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On 05/21/2013 at 6:47pm - money - by LightsOut - United States (Florida)

Today, my wife received a $15,000 bonus from her work. I got a backpack from mine. FML

#21300231
73 comments

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On 11/16/2014 at 6:25pm - misc - by INeedaNewJob (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, my ex told me she still misses having sex with me. Her next text was "but it's still over." FML

#6211757
43 comments

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On 11/08/2009 at 1:16pm - intimacy - by peacexout108 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I found out my grandpa died. As I rushed home crying to comfort my parents, I got pulled over for speeding. The officer told me to cut out the "fake" tears". When I told him my grandpa just died he tacked on another $100 for lying to an officer. Worst. Christmas. Ever. FML

#6926998
143 comments

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On 12/24/2009 at 7:18pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, was my uncle's funeral. He was cremated, and his wish was to have his ashes spread into the sea. As we were waiting for the waves to come and take him away, a group of seagulls came by picking at all his ashes. I guess he tasted good. FML

#12782393
117 comments

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On 08/28/2010 at 2:07am - misc - by SeagullsShouldDie - United States

Today, my girlfriend said I looked like ET and made me pose next to a full scale model of him while she took a picture. She's showing her friends the picture and they agree. FML

#17795407
99 comments

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On 09/21/2011 at 12:42pm - love - by srloin (man) - United States

Today, someone came over and told my mother, "I'm your son's friend Morris, I need to get something out of his car", so she gave him the keys. I have no friend called Morris, and now I don't have a sound system either. FML

#17266001
155 comments

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On 07/26/2011 at 9:35am - misc - by ceetee - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I had to explain to a woman I didn't know that my husband was killed overseas. She replied, "I know exactly how you feel, my dog died last month." FML

#17793526
202 comments

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On 09/21/2011 at 3:01am - animals - by socks - United States

Today, I found out my little sister is marrying my ex, and that my mother set them up. FML

#18959859
168 comments

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On 01/31/2012 at 9:41am - love - by Random (woman) - United States

Today, I was stuck in my apartment complex's elevator. I was shouting out for help when a voice came screaming, "This is the fire department." I was relieved until he said, "Just kidding." FML

#20681121
47 comments

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On 05/23/2013 at 1:11am - misc - by Mylifesucks - United States (Kentucky)



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