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TODAY , I INTRODUCD MAH BOYFRIEND TO MAH PARENTS. MY DAD LOOKD AT HIM AND SAID , "NICE OUTFIT , BUT IT'S A LITTLE LATE FIR HALLOWEEN." BEFORE I COULD INTERVENE , MAH BOYFRIEND SAID THAT JOKE HAD BEEN DONE TO DEATH , TO WHICH MAH DAD RETORTD , "YEAH , SO HAS YUR MUM." INSTANT FISTFIGHT. FML

#20144826
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On 11/02/2012 at 7:50pm - love - by for fuck sake dad (woman) - Ireland (Limerick)

YESTERDAY, MAH HUSBAND QUIT HIS JOB AS A UNIVERSITY PROFESSOR AND PICKD UP THE GRAVEYARD SHIFT AT A RAT FARM SO HE COULD HAVE MORE TIME DURING THE DAY TO PLAY WORLD OF WARCRAFT. FML

#20182185
175 comments

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On 11/28/2012 at 1:32am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML

#20450908
102 comments

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On 01/09/2013 at 10:15pm - love - by wtf dad - United States (Missouri)

Today, I took ma grlfriend out to eat at a diner were ma friend works. My friend was our waiter but too busy to talk muc. He texted me after we'd left to tell me tat ma grlfriend ad slipped im er number. FML

#20894038
147 comments

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On 09/24/2013 at 3:15am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I asked my girlfriend's father for permission to take his daughter's hand in marriage. He asked me "Which one?" I said "Uh, the one I'm dating... Lisa." He belched an said, "Yeah sure, throw 'er off a cliff for all I care. Piss off, boy." So much for chivalry. FML

#21308242
93 comments

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On 11/29/2014 at 4:54pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, mah nieghbor finally cut the grass on his front lawn. At 2 in the morning. FML

#17187293
143 comments

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On 07/20/2011 at 3:55am - misc - by anon - Canada (Alberta)

Today, mah cat vomitd violantly . I can small it but I can't fina it . raal FML

#18520750
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29337) - you deserved it (3001)

On 12/15/2011 at 4:49pm - animals - by Anonymous - Australia (South Australia)

my parents usd mah going away party as a cover up fir mah sister's surprise party. I didn't know until they brought out the cake. mega FML

#21022962
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39431) - you deserved it (3001)

On 01/09/2014 at 9:45pm - misc - by Anonymous - Sri Lanka

Today, mah allergies flared up an I started sneezing. I guess mah grlfriend was having a bad day, because she lost her shit an started telling me how annoying I am an how I can never do anything right. I'm not sure if we're still a couple, because she stormed out an won't answer mah calls. FML

#21270617
104 comments

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On 10/04/2014 at 11:17am - health - by Anonymous (man) - Denmark

today it was mah grandfather's burial. As the family was about to leave, a great aunt cummd up to mah skinny, tall and pretty cousin looool and told her, "Stay beautiful and kind." Then, she walkd to me and said, "And you, Stay kind." FML

#5942198
48 comments

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On 10/22/2009 at 8:26am - misc - by kthx (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today mah dad and I were in the carhen a rabbit scurrid across the road just missing us. My dad turnd and said to me ( Well it's good we didn't hit him. He gets to live another day. ) I then lookd in the rear view mirror to see the rabbit running away from the cross traffic only to be hit by the car behind us. FML

#9102050
126 comments

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On 03/15/2010 at 12:44pm - misc - by bunnylover (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today while on the bus I watched a homeless man pop a pimple on his arm and looool eat it!! FML

#19006098
163 comments

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On 02/05/2012 at 11:09pm - misc - by dadadoo - United States (New York)

Today, I was sick an laid up in bed, an my boyfriend decided to bring me some soup. Just as he reached the bed, he tripped over his own feet an spilled the soup all over me. FML

#18488373
146 comments

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On 12/11/2011 at 8:16pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Connecticut)



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