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Today, my neighbour was practicing his opera singing, drunk. FML

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On 09/05/2013 at 11:27pm - misc - by Thesuz - Canada (Alberta)

Today, a drunk man walked into my house at 2pm, screaming out, "Honey, I'm home!" He had the wrong house, but it looks like I've finally met my new neighbour. FML

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On 09/25/2013 at 12:35pm - misc - by nicetomeetyou2 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my little sister decided the best way to cheat on a test is to take someone else's test, scratch through their name in pencil, and write her name underneath. She starts high school next semester. FML

#21272741
113 comments

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On 10/07/2014 at 12:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I decided to splurge and get valet parking at a fancy restaurant. I got out of the car and gave the man my keys and watched as he slowly backed my car into another car. FML

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59 comments

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On 12/17/2014 at 8:33am - misc - by seriously - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was walking my dog. Suddenly, my insane neighbor who loves dogs a bit too much comes over and asks to pet my dog. I say OK, thinking that if I watch her, she won't do anything. I turn around to make sure no cars are coming and when I turn back, she's trying to steal my dog. FML

Today, a girl I really liked mentioned she's home alone and that she was really really lonely. She offered for me to come over and watch a few movies with her, and as I got prepared to leave she sent me a text saying " can you pick up my friend Spencer? " FML

#92040
41 comments

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On 02/20/2009 at 9:42pm - love - by batman123 (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I went on a date with a respectable, successful, polite, and attractive guy. Ten minutes into the conversation, I find out he's a neo-Nazi and earned a swastika tattoo in prison for "something shady." FML

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41 comments

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On 10/10/2011 at 3:16am - love - by thatgirl - United States (Texas)

Today, my mom went to the store. She said she was feeling generous, and had gotten everyone a little treat. My brothers each got candy and a movie. I got acne medication. FML

#19001319
106 comments

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On 02/05/2012 at 1:49pm - misc - by CaityLovesBo - United States (Washington)

Today, we got a new employee at work. I said hi, and told her that if she needed help figuring out our computer system, then to give me a call. She promptly accused me of sexual harassment and filed a complaint against me. FML

Today, I opened up to my parents about my depression. Their response was to have a very heated discussion about whose fault it was. FML

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74 comments

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On 10/22/2013 at 12:44am - health - by Anonymous - Chile (Region Metropolitana)

Today, it was my birthday. I only got one message, from my dad, which was a sexual image meant for my mother. FML

#21110643
96 comments

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On 04/11/2014 at 9:40pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, a drunken guest in the hotel I work at has barricaded himself in the employee restroom and refuses to come out, unless I "promise to love him forever." It's 4am and I'm the only one here. FML

Today, while driving, I saw a car pull over with its hazard lights on. I went to see if they needed help, only to see the guy was jerking off to something on his phone. FML

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80 comments

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On 04/24/2015 at 11:07am - intimacy - by someoneneedsassistance - United States (Virginia)



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