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Today, my mom and I made the bad decision to go hiking for some mother-daughter bonding even though we had little experience. My mother tumbled down a mountain named Tumbledown and I couldn't even enjoy the irony because I had to half carry her all the way back to the car. FML

#21375957
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26904) - you deserved it (3076)

On 03/16/2015 at 8:56pm - health - by manderpander21 - United States (New York)

Today, it's my one year anniversary with my husband. I put on a sexy outfit, red dress and slinky underwear, and waited for him to get home. He walked in the door and asked me with a quizzical look if I was going out tonight. FML

#348
32 comments

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On 11/20/2008 at 6:10am - love - by Ciabatta - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boyfriend texted me and said I had forgotten my blue bra. I don't have any blue bras. FML

#18534349
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40523) - you deserved it (3075)

On 12/17/2011 at 8:17am - love - by fmll - Norway (Hordaland)

Today, I found out that my mother is extremely emotional when it comes to animal deaths when a bird flew into the window and died, and she insisted we have a funeral. FML

#19441830
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18779) - you deserved it (3075)

On 04/10/2012 at 7:13am - animals - by tay (man) - Australia

Today, I called my dad to ask why my university tuition had not been paid. He said that "my school was too expensive and he couldn't afford it." He then asked me if I would take in his mail while he was away. He was taking his new wife to Hawaii, apparently it's beautiful this time of year. FML

#5603956
120 comments

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On 10/02/2009 at 1:18pm - misc - by ill (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was informed by my manager at work that there had been an 'accident' in the playground. I then had to crawl through tunnels designed for 5 year olds, to a tiny playroom with no fresh air, and clean up a stupid kid's pee and crap. FML

#5889597
50 comments

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On 10/19/2009 at 12:10am - work - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was upset over a recent break up. It showed while I was at work, and I made a customer sad just by looking blue. She complained to my manager. I got written up for being so depressed that I got a customer depressed too. FML

#19993921
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21720) - you deserved it (3074)

On 07/31/2012 at 2:42am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, someone broke into my car by smashing the driver's side window. I'd be less irritated if they had just used the door handle; the lock has been broken for years. FML

#20467580
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28667) - you deserved it (3074)

On 01/19/2013 at 8:14am - money - by Perplexed - United States (South Dakota)

Today, my dad turned off our cable. The reason? His favorite character from The Walking Dead died. FML

#21375425
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31966) - you deserved it (3074)

On 03/16/2015 at 12:37am - misc - by jfields2474 - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend told me he's prepared to commit to marriage, but only if I buy my own ring and tell everyone he surprised me with it. FML

#21391357
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28890) - you deserved it (3074)

On 04/10/2015 at 4:19pm - love - by undanya__four (woman) - United Kingdom (Bristol, City of)

Today, I went to the bar I go to every week. My favorite bartender told me I owed $50 for a tab because the waiter screwed up and undercharged me. The tab was from when my friends bought me drinks to cheer me up because my girlfriend moved away. I ended up paying for my own drinks plus theirs. FML

#2588654
85 comments

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On 06/04/2009 at 12:52am - money - by doubledown (man) - United States (Maine)

Today, I had an interview. I didn't get the job because apparently customers might not understand me, since I "talk too good." I just graduated with an English degree. FML

#11808834
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33828) - you deserved it (3073)

On 07/11/2010 at 10:44am - work - by alejandro38 - United States (New York)

Today, two guys proclaiming that they were both Batman attacked me on the street. FML

#17316735
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27952) - you deserved it (3073)

On 07/31/2011 at 2:17am - health - by The Joker? - United States (Iowa)



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