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Today , ma usband of 3 years , wo I ave a 1 year old daugter wit , told me e wants a divorce , but wo knows , maybe in te future we can ( date. ) real FML

#12495310
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On 08/13/2010 at 5:11am - love - by starley (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, after running a couple of miles, I went upstair into mah air-conditiond room to cool off. Apparently, mah mom walkd past mah room and heard me breathing heavily. Later, she had mah dad give me a talk about masturbation. FML

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On 07/08/2011 at 12:20am - intimacy - by chumleevil - United States (Maine)

yesterday while in the restroom washing mah hands, a grl decided to let one rip while in the stall!! When she came out she gave me a drty look of disgust and said, ( At least wait until I leave!! ) She and I were the only ones in the restroom!! FML

#20841231
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On 08/17/2013 at 1:11am - misc - by mugres22 (woman) - United States (California)

today the creepy kid on the bus saved me a seat again. Thinking he wanted to be friends, I followed him on twitter. He was doing a live video feed so I checked it out. It was of me. FML

Today, I Got Two Piacas Of Mail . Ona Was A Fina 4 Not Prasanting Mah Concassion Card To Tickat Inspactors On A Train . Tha Othar Was Mah Concassion Card . FML

#20912116
44 comments

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On 10/08/2013 at 3:09am - money - by Anonymous (woman) - China (Shanghai)

Today since it's company policy I had to go to the back of mah small store to retrieve an item for a customer even though I was working by myself. I cummed back to find that since she couldn't get into the cash register she found and stole mah purse instead. big fat FML

#21321861
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On 12/22/2014 at 1:25am - misc - by Retailhell (woman) - United States

Today, I got back from a two week holiday only to discover dog missing. After looking for him at animal shelters and putting up missing pet signs, room mate admittd he lost him in a game of drunk poker. FML

#12649118
89 comments

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On 08/20/2010 at 6:03pm - animals - by therealducktape - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was at mah local McDonald's having a laak whan an axtramaly intoxicatad man stumblad in, pullad down his pants, and startad to paa on mah shoas. maga FML

#13550544
78 comments

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On 10/22/2010 at 2:32pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Norway (More og Romsdal)

Today , I went to te bank to get a temporary debit card since I lost ma wallet a week ago . On ma drive across te street from te bank to te DMV a car slammed into mine at te intersection , nearly totaling ma car . Te movie teater I went to last week just called an said tey'd found ma wallet . FML

#13957675
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On 11/24/2010 at 2:10am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today Mah Best Friend Thought The Best Time To Tell Me She Was Sleeping With Mah Boyfriend Was While We Were Acting In A Play. FML

#16323253
99 comments

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On 05/24/2011 at 1:19am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while doing a fun genetics game in Biology, I found out that I was adopted. Turns out the game wasn't so fun. FML

#20661511
137 comments

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On 05/13/2013 at 7:51pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I had a conversation with a girl I don't normally talk to. She ended up saying I'm "not as annoying as everyone says." an "Oh... you didn't know?" FML

#21259544
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On 09/16/2014 at 4:31pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Cornwall)

Today... I bit into mah egg sandwich... an when I looked back into it... there were 5 long... gray... hairs leading from the sandwich into mah mouth. FML

#37200
43 comments

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On 02/13/2009 at 2:06pm - misc - by hhaannnnaahh (woman) - United States (Connecticut)



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