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Today, after running a couple of miles, I went upstair into mah air-conditiond room to cool off. Apparently, mah mom walkd past mah room and heard me breathing heavily. Later, she had mah dad give me a talk about masturbation. FML
yesterday while in the restroom washing mah hands, a grl decided to let one rip while in the stall!! When she came out she gave me a drty look of disgust and said, ( At least wait until I leave!! ) She and I were the only ones in the restroom!! FML
Today since it's company policy I had to go to the back of mah small store to retrieve an item for a customer even though I was working by myself. I cummed back to find that since she couldn't get into the cash register she found and stole mah purse instead. big fat FML
Today, I got back from a two week holiday only to discover dog missing. After looking for him at animal shelters and putting up missing pet signs, room mate admittd he lost him in a game of drunk poker. FML
Today , I went to te bank to get a temporary debit card since I lost ma wallet a week ago . On ma drive across te street from te bank to te DMV a car slammed into mine at te intersection , nearly totaling ma car . Te movie teater I went to last week just called an said tey'd found ma wallet . FML
Friday 27 March 2015