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yesterday my grlfriend broke up with me with a message that I had to pay $1 to see. looool FML

#18856263
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On 01/19/2012 at 8:46pm - love - by Alejandroc - Honduras (Cortes)

Today, my boyfriend yet again unsuccessfully tried to hold in uncontrollable giggling every time I moaned or sighed during sex. He's 24. I'm terrified of his reaction should I ever reach an orgasm with him. big fat FML

#19557308
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On 05/01/2012 at 7:02am - intimacy - by epicsquishii (woman) - United States (California)

Today,hile cashiering at the drug store, I saw ex-boyfriend,ho I'm still completely in love with. Being the only cashier, I had to ring him up. He was buying condoms. FML

#19853920
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On 06/27/2012 at 1:05am - love - by tammy (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got my car cleand. As I drove home, the passenger of the van in front of me vomitd out the window. The vomit saild back an splatterd all over the front of my car. A waste of £10 an a mental image that will never go away. FML

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On 04/24/2014 at 11:35am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Angus)

Today my ex girlfriend that I still love sent me a text quote "I still looool love you but i'm not IN love with you" um.hat? mega FML

#779
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On 01/07/2009 at 2:23pm - love - by wtf - United States (Michigan)

Today, I found outhere looool all my expensive bras and panties have been disappereing to. Apparently,hile I'm at work, my fifteen year-old son's girlfriend has been stealing them after they have sex in my bd. FML

#6874607
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On 12/21/2009 at 10:28pm - intimacy - by Secretisout (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I got a call from the office telling me I was fird. When I askedhy, boss explaind mother calld an told him I was in a ( weak mental state. ) She thought she was helping me get off for birthday. Now I have no job. FML

#15350541
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On 03/17/2011 at 10:43am - work - by jezebel (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, While Working At Home Depot, I Was Askd To Cut Some Wre. When I Askd Her How Much, She Said, "From My Computer To The Wall". After Explaining For A While That I Didn't Know How Far That Is, She Left. FML

Today, while I was working, someone cummed in and attempted to purchase GTA 5 with a medical marijuana card. FML

#20892589
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On 09/23/2013 at 2:15am - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I found out about ma co-workers' new game. Woever talks to me frst loses. FML

Today, after watching the news, I realized the only personho has ever wished that I had a good day, or wished that I had anything pleasant fir that matter, is Charlie Gibson on World News Tonight . FML

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On 10/14/2009 at 7:06pm - misc - by newscomes (man) - United States (New York)

Today... I got a call from a girl I fell madly in love with 8 years ago. She disappeared from mah life with no trace. Turns out she just finalized her divorce... has 2 wild kids... packed on 75 lbs... has $25...000 in debt an is taking meds to keep from going crazy. Now she wants me back. FML

#6983877
154 comments

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On 12/28/2009 at 12:03am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today , ma usband of 3 years , wo I ave a 1 year old daugter wit , told me e wants a divorce , but wo knows , maybe in te future we can ( date. ) real FML

#12495310
125 comments

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On 08/13/2010 at 5:11am - love - by starley (woman) - United States (Georgia)



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