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Today, while using a public restroom to change my tampon, I made eye contact with someone looking at me through the little space in the door. FML

#20496769
110 comments

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On 02/07/2013 at 4:51am - misc - by fviz (woman) - United States

Today, a woman started giving me grief because we didn't have any Boxing Day sales. As I explained to her that dollar stores don't usually have sales, she tried to lamp me. It ended by her getting dragged out of the store. FML

#21006865
70 comments

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On 12/27/2013 at 1:06am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my loser roommate got wasted. He comes to me before going to bed, tells me he loves me, tries to hug me, then explosively vomits all over my face, my hair, my clothes. Then spends the rest of the night retching. FML

#6114528
33 comments

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On 11/02/2009 at 1:47am - health - by theRoomie (man) - United States (California)

Today, I had a minor outpatient procedure that required sedation. I am not supposed to drive or even be alone for 24 hours. My husband wouldn't take the day off to go with me, and instead of coming home from work, he is at the bar with his coworkers. FML

#6278977
77 comments

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On 11/12/2009 at 8:54pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend woke me up at 5 am because she thought someone was watching her from the park. It was a trash can. FML

#17507897
143 comments

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On 08/18/2011 at 6:02am - misc - by boyfriend123 - United States

Today, my asshole of a roommate finally decided to move out. Not only did he take his belongings with him, he took some of mine as well. Including my dog. FML

#17493328
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32655) - you deserved it (2247)

On 08/16/2011 at 8:31pm - animals - by busybuzzybee - United States (California)

Today, we had our whole staff photo. We all had to stand up in rows in height order, as I'm tall I had to stand in the middle, at the back. I'm horribly claustrophobic and ended up fainting in front of 100 colleagues, taking down 4 people around me. FML

#19144680
61 comments

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On 02/23/2012 at 7:11am - work - by photofaint - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my friends and I planned to go to a waterpark together. However, due to a "miscommunication," I, and only I, was given both the wrong time and the wrong meeting place. I spent three hours sitting in a parking lot in little more than my swimming suit. FML

#20004339
122 comments

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On 08/05/2012 at 6:05pm - misc - by crissy becks - United States (California)

Today, my colleagues and I found out that our boss has been taking business advice from an astrologer as well as a soothsayer. FML

#20886196
51 comments

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On 09/18/2013 at 2:34am - work - by CrystalsDontWork - United States (Texas)

Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML

#6406630
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38751) - you deserved it (2246)

On 11/22/2009 at 3:23pm - misc - by anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my boyfriend and I spent 30 minutes listening to my grandmother telling us that my cat is a medium. My boyfriend is totally convinced. FML

#14583588
77 comments

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On 01/14/2011 at 11:24pm - animals - by inchetogb - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I found out that I was moving to Germany. I'm going to be put back a year in school because of the system change. I also don't speak a word of German. Why? Because my mother wants to brag about this experience to her friends. FML

#17493123
151 comments

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On 08/16/2011 at 8:05pm - kids - by Awesome (woman) - Russian Federation

Today, I went to my car to discover a note on the windshield from the city telling me that they had hit my car. On top of that note was a parking ticket, also from the city. FML

#14341
19 comments

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On 02/08/2009 at 12:32am - misc - by lk26 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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