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Today, my husband told me the only reason we're still together is because he can't afford to move out. FML

#17748874
80 comments

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On 09/15/2011 at 12:42am - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was 'really his own best friend.' FML

#18614469
91 comments

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On 12/26/2011 at 7:11am - love - by SoccerBabe42 (woman) - Canada

Today, it was my wedding. Everyone showed up, except my fiancé. FML

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108 comments

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On 05/05/2012 at 3:08am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, while using a restroom in Walmart, an old lady with a cane hobbled in screaming, "I smell someone making sin!" She would not stop tapping on the door with her cane till I came out. FML

#20808725
106 comments

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On 07/28/2013 at 10:16pm - health - by DreamStatic - United States (Georgia)

Today, I had a 5 hour exam. The exam guard had clearly eaten something funky, because she kept burping loudly. When I thought it couldn't get any worse, she started farting. FML

Today, I saw a friend in the street but he didn't see me, so as a joke I decided to ring him. He took his mobile out of his pocket, sighed and didn't pick up. FML

#1016
29 comments

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On 01/12/2009 at 9:47pm - misc - by patty - Sent from mobile version

Today, my sister attacked me and stuffed a Tic Tac up my nose. I'm currently in the hospital waiting to have it removed. FML

#18738638
133 comments

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On 01/07/2012 at 7:33pm - health - by tictacnose - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend, who lives 100 miles away and whom I haven't seen in 2 months, told me he was visiting my city with some friends. I assumed this was an opening to an invitation, but no, he just asked me about the best places to get drunk. FML

#20013231
114 comments

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On 08/10/2012 at 8:57am - misc - by blink_kid - United Kingdom (West Lothian)

Today, my boyfriend and I went to a party. He got drunk and started talking about how his hot blonde girlfriend gives him great blowjobs. I'm a brunette. FML

#20004612
141 comments

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On 08/05/2012 at 9:15pm - intimacy - by kklaucen14 (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I met up with my estranged father for the first time in almost 15 years. I saw him again later, while he was robbing my house. FML

Today, the family upstairs decided to play basketball. Indoors. At 3am. FML

#20928702
94 comments

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On 10/21/2013 at 9:06am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. I told her best friend the plan the day before. I got reservations to a restaurant on the beach, and we were going to arrive via boat. She never showed. Her parents called me asking why she left town to go to Paris. FML

#6926336
57 comments

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On 12/24/2009 at 6:37pm - love - by hoplessG (man) - United States

Today, while setting up for a party I was having, I put black lights into our bathroom for the cool bright, neon color you get when you pee. When I turn them on to see where I need to continue cleaning, I see many, small, yellow hand prints on the walls. I have a nine year old brother. FML

#13660294
90 comments

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On 10/31/2010 at 5:05am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)



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