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Today, a woman cursed me out, called me a perverted freak, and said I should be ashamed of myself because I had asked her "How much for one night?." She works in a toy shop, I was with my five year old daughter, and was pointing to the sign, "Rent A Helium Tank!" FML

#6354900
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39575) - you deserved it (2760)

On 11/18/2009 at 2:52pm - kids - by whatthewhat - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, at work, I dropped a heavy block of lead on my hand. On my hunt for ice, I had to tell my manager - who told her manager, who told the chief - in the end, the whole department found out and they made me fill in two long arsed incident reports. I had to fill them in myself with my busted up hand. FML

#7192176
36 comments

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On 01/07/2010 at 12:19am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I had to clean up after the kid that discovered he could finger paint with his poo. FML

#17720492
122 comments

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On 09/11/2011 at 3:16pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Derbyshire)

Today, I was notified that the company did not give me a raise two months ago like I thought. The increase was a typo. Two months ago I wrote a thank you for the raise email to my boss. Now I get to write a check to the company to pay back my "raise." FML

#20676088
84 comments

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On 05/20/2013 at 7:07pm - work - by Check Writer - United States (California)

Today, my mother came up to me a swim meet and shouted to me in the bleachers "If you have to go potty, go now because there is a long line!". I'm seventeen. FML

#2262925
70 comments

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On 05/25/2009 at 12:43am - misc - by embarassed (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was 'really his own best friend.' FML

#18614469
91 comments

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On 12/26/2011 at 7:11am - love - by SoccerBabe42 (woman) - Canada

Today, it was my wedding. Everyone showed up, except my fiancé. FML

#19575941
108 comments

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On 05/05/2012 at 3:08am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I saw a friend in the street but he didn't see me, so as a joke I decided to ring him. He took his mobile out of his pocket, sighed and didn't pick up. FML

#1016
29 comments

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On 01/12/2009 at 9:47pm - misc - by patty - Sent from mobile version

Today, my husband told me the only reason we're still together is because he can't afford to move out. FML

#17748874
80 comments

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On 09/15/2011 at 12:42am - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my sister attacked me and stuffed a Tic Tac up my nose. I'm currently in the hospital waiting to have it removed. FML

#18738638
133 comments

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On 01/07/2012 at 7:33pm - health - by tictacnose - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend, who lives 100 miles away and whom I haven't seen in 2 months, told me he was visiting my city with some friends. I assumed this was an opening to an invitation, but no, he just asked me about the best places to get drunk. FML

#20013231
114 comments

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On 08/10/2012 at 8:57am - misc - by blink_kid - United Kingdom (West Lothian)

Today, my boyfriend and I went to a party. He got drunk and started talking about how his hot blonde girlfriend gives him great blowjobs. I'm a brunette. FML

#20004612
141 comments

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On 08/05/2012 at 9:15pm - intimacy - by kklaucen14 (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, while using a restroom in Walmart, an old lady with a cane hobbled in screaming, "I smell someone making sin!" She would not stop tapping on the door with her cane till I came out. FML

#20808725
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41464) - you deserved it (2758)

On 07/28/2013 at 10:16pm - health - by DreamStatic - United States (Georgia)



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