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Today, my mum got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML

#7608108
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35664) - you deserved it (3020)

On 01/27/2010 at 5:20am - misc - by Sundendako (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my apartment burned to the ground. I was packed and ready to move out tomorrow. FML

#16622108
118 comments

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On 06/12/2011 at 2:37am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I called my boyfriend to see if he wanted to come over to my house. He said he couldn't because he was out of town. That would have be perfectly acceptable, if I hadn't called him on his house phone. FML

#18032391
193 comments

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On 10/20/2011 at 5:18pm - love - by cmd102 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my "friends" set me up on a blind date with a guy who according to their description, sounded perfect in just about every way. He turned out to be my obsessive ex, and this is their idea of a funny prank. FML

#20402162
45 comments

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On 12/16/2012 at 2:15pm - love - by lovelychris - Brazil (Sao Paulo)

Today, I texted a girl I met at the bar last night. She accused me of being "fake" because she couldn't find me on Facebook, Instagram or Twitter, then threatened to call the cops on me. FML

#20566421
111 comments

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On 03/30/2013 at 1:23am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my dad told me someday I'll find a man who wants a nice lumberjack for a wife. FML

#21279635
58 comments

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On 10/17/2014 at 4:14am - love - by axewoman -

Today, I found out that my girlfriend got drunk and cheated on me. After I tried to talk to her about it, she dumped me. Not because she didn't like me anymore or that she liked the other guy, but because she felt "too guilty" and "wouldn't be able to look me in the eyes anymore." FML

#8400274
159 comments

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On 02/18/2010 at 3:58am - love - by Dumped (man) - United States (California)

Today, the guy that I have been seeing for over a year left on a business trip. While straightening out his room as a favor, I noticed he took his condoms with him. FML

#8892224
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26613) - you deserved it (3019)

On 03/07/2010 at 12:41pm - love - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, after 3 years at my job I received a 14% raise. I was informed I will be transitioned from hourly to salary. I will now be making $1500 LESS than I made last year. FML

#15504213
106 comments

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On 03/26/2011 at 9:28pm - money - by fml - United States

Today, I was walking down the street when I heard a loud splashing noise to my right. I looked over only to see a woman not squatting but bending over, spreading her cheeks, peeing a horse-sized amount of pee. I can't un-see this. FML

#9143571
209 comments

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On 03/16/2010 at 9:34pm - misc - by disturbed (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I took a girl I like to the movies. Everything went great until I went in to kiss her. She didn't object, but my mother, who apparently followed me to the theater and was now pulling me away by my shirt while saying, "We're leaving!" certainly did. FML

#13235832
160 comments

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On 09/28/2010 at 1:35pm - misc - by Jake - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I walked in on my parents discussing how to kill our cat, and how to make it look like an accident. FML

#17508595
231 comments

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On 08/18/2011 at 9:38am - animals - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Bexley)

Today, a neighbor came by while I was cooking. She asked for some of my cheese, so I gave her a big slice and told her I only had cheddar. She angrily refused to accept the slice, and made her way to my fridge. She then yelled at me for not having an assortment of cheeses. FML

#18253335
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33519) - you deserved it (3018)

On 11/15/2011 at 3:40am - misc - by SetoAyumi - United States (California)



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