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Today, my husband finally admitted to his mother he'd got married. No wonder she wasn't involved with the wedding. FML

#14352354
42 comments

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On 12/27/2010 at 1:23am - love - by motherlessbride (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, it took me 5 hours to paint my deck, only to have it ruined by the neighbors cat running all over the undry paint. FML

#16956212
51 comments

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On 07/03/2011 at 12:47am - animals - by anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, our electric horse fence broke. I turned it off so I could fix it. As I was grabbing the fence, my brother thought it would be hilarious to turn the fence back on. FML

#17766794
116 comments

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On 09/17/2011 at 7:42pm - animals - by ouch (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I checked out a "confessions" page for my university. The first confession was from a guy who whacked off in a campus restroom then used a computer in a lab without washing his hands. I work in that lab. FML

#20501884
64 comments

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On 02/11/2013 at 2:46am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to listen to fellow classmates whine about selling one of their many houses, while I can barely afford to pay for a $100 textbook. FML

#20987288
104 comments

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On 12/10/2013 at 1:04am - money - by thefifthdoctor - United States (Washington)

Today, at my grandparent's funeral, we were waiting for the pastor. He was fashionably late because he couldn't find his sunglasses and had gone to buy new ones. FML

#21194487
58 comments

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On 06/30/2014 at 11:59pm - misc - by too cool (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I got sent to the head teacher's office for doing "stupid hand gestures and disrupting the class". Yesterday my teacher told the class to do the same hand gesture to ask for permission to go to the toilet so it wouldn't interrupt her talking. FML

#21226435
46 comments

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On 08/01/2014 at 1:24am - misc - by Bad Teacher - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was training for my new job at a restaurant. As part of training, they give you free food so you know what to reccommend, and the dish I got was really good. Eight hours later I saw it again while I was puking; I got food poisoning from my own place of work. FML

#914179
63 comments

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On 04/11/2009 at 12:12pm - work - by newhostess (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my father in law drunkenly announced at dinner that he wished my husband had married my best friend. No one stuck up for me. Not even my husband. FML

#17715893
103 comments

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On 09/11/2011 at 12:19am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, I called my boyfriend to see if he wanted to come over to my house. He said he couldn't because he was out of town. That would have be perfectly acceptable, if I hadn't called him on his house phone. FML

#18032391
193 comments

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On 10/20/2011 at 5:18pm - love - by cmd102 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my mom and I went to Best Buy for some Christmas shopping. She picked up some presents for me and told me not to look at what she was buying. When we got to the register, she didn't have enough money, and I ended up having to buy my own presents. FML

#20413996
70 comments

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On 12/22/2012 at 3:25pm - money - by dude, where's my balls? :( (man) - United States (Alaska)

Today, my friendly neighbor asked me to check in on his apartment every few days while he's gone on vacation. You can imagine my horror when I walked in for the first time and found out he's a snake breeder. Twelve more days to go. FML

#21302388
68 comments

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On 11/19/2014 at 9:43pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I offered an elderly man my seat on the train. He thanked me by winking and offering me a seat on his lap. FML

#19387576
91 comments

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On 04/01/2012 at 9:53am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Western Australia)



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