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Today, two guys proclaiming that they were both Batman attacked me on the street. FML

#17316735
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27851) - you deserved it (3066)

On 07/31/2011 at 2:17am - health - by The Joker? - United States (Iowa)

Today, I climbed the tree in my backyard so I could cut off some stray branches. I ended up getting stuck, and instead of immediately getting help, my wife started laughing and recording me. The video is now circulating on Facebook, and my new nickname is "Hawkeye." FML

#20029971
106 comments

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On 08/19/2012 at 2:09pm - misc - by spasticock (man) - Portugal (Setubal)

Today, the boy who loved me and left me literally became the poster boy for my college. His picture is on the home page of the college website and on a banner in the cafeteria where I eat every day. FML

#20893327
84 comments

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On 09/23/2013 at 6:38pm - love - by justonce (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my fiancé suggested we bring his elderly mother with us on our honeymoon. FML

#14422998
74 comments

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On 01/01/2011 at 8:30am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was waiting for my girlfriend, I wanted to have a serious talk about her hypochondria. She called to cancel because she was (self) diagnosed with some sort of 'neurological disorder'. FML

#14705943
61 comments

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On 01/25/2011 at 2:19am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Korea Republic of (Ulsan-gwangyoksi)

Today, I was upset over a recent break up. It showed while I was at work, and I made a customer sad just by looking blue. She complained to my manager. I got written up for being so depressed that I got a customer depressed too. FML

#19993921
102 comments

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On 07/31/2012 at 2:42am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, a guy I've been seeing for a while sent me a link to a porn site, with the message, "Holy fuck, isn't this your mom?!" Thinking he was joking around, I clicked the link just to see what sick shit he wanted to show me. It was my mom. FML

#20079475
202 comments

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On 09/19/2012 at 4:41pm - intimacy - by identitychangeplease - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, my parents decided to "discipline" my kitten by spraying her with water. This somehow managed to completely un-train her, and now she's back to being the compulsive biter she was when I first brought her home. FML

#21318466
72 comments

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On 12/16/2014 at 10:01am - animals - by scars - United States (Illinois)

Today, I realized that I have to block my number to get my own mother to take my phone calls. FML

#6037423
35 comments

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On 10/28/2009 at 9:06am - misc - by Slayeddd (woman) - United States

Today, my husband who asked for a divorce four days ago announced his engagement on Facebook. His new woman's profile picture is my engagement ring. FML

#14842088
147 comments

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On 02/04/2011 at 6:07pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, a man with a clipboard came up to me in the street to ask me if I was happy with my life insurance. I couldn't bring myself to admit to him that I'm so clueless about my own life that I wasn't sure I was even happy with the Twix I was eating at the time. FML

#20095768
55 comments

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On 09/30/2012 at 8:49pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I got my wisdom teeth out. My doctor said it was okay to eat, so, I had some mashed potatoes. Apparently, my body disagreed with the doctor, because I threw up. Because my face was so swollen, it didn't make it out my mouth. It went through my nose instead. I literally blew chunks. FML

Today, my girlfriend met my parents for the first time. The first thing my mom said to my girlfriend was, "Honey, are you ok? You look like you got hives." FML

#1381561
41 comments

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On 04/27/2009 at 1:35am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kentucky)



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