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Today, I went to my hairdresser who promised me a haircut which "all the girls would want you" for. She gave me a combover. FML

#5819831
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On 10/13/2009 at 9:25pm - misc - by Chensticles - Sent from mobile version

Today, after recently having had surgery, I Iearnt that some extra tissue was needed to cover up the hole in the roof of my mouth. Where did they get this tissue? From a dead person. I now have the flesh of a dead person in my mouth, which by the way is now infected. FML

#8361510
293 comments

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On 02/17/2010 at 12:07am - health - by Sophie - United States (Texas)

Today, I noticed that whenever someone belches, I immediately think of my boyfriend. FML

#19636097
52 comments

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On 05/17/2012 at 8:00am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I had my girlfriend over for dinner with my family. My father had dressed up as a girl for a recent gig of his at a local pub. This got somehow brought up at the table. The rest of the dinner conversation consisted of him and my girlfriend discussing bras and lingerie. FML

#20503190
68 comments

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On 02/12/2013 at 12:55am - love - by BadLuckCarson - United States (Iowa)

Today, I received a text from my girlfriend to break up with me. I was upset. One minute later another text from her said "sorry, wrong person." FML

#4618484
141 comments

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On 08/18/2009 at 1:06am - misc - by Anonymous - Kazakhstan (Almaty)

Today, my little sister tripped when trying to walk up the stairs with a sandwich in one hand and my laptop in the other. She choose to save her sandwich instead of my £500 laptop. FML

#10748228
43 comments

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On 05/25/2010 at 12:44am - misc - by Laptop - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was working when an older lady came up to buy a coffee. Her son cried for a cup of whipped cream to snack on. She shook her head, silently telling me to say no. I said we were out. The mother took her drink and said, "I'm sorry honey, but the mean man said you couldn't have any." FML

#8069688
202 comments

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On 02/09/2010 at 10:32pm - work - by nichaneely (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my minivan broke down on the side of the highway. I'm out of work and can't afford a cell phone, so I resorted to standing at the back of my van holding a "HELP" sign. About an hour went by, in which time I was passed by a cop car, a firetruck, and a car that said "Roadside Assistance." FML

#12858373
130 comments

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On 09/01/2010 at 7:11pm - misc - by Forded (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I found out the bed I sleep in is the bed I was conceived in. FML

Today, I opened my Christmas present from my parents. I got a road-side assistance package. I don't own a vehicle, and I don't even have a driver's license. FML

#20420365
79 comments

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On 12/25/2012 at 1:41am - misc - by CambodianAsshole (man) - United States (California)

Today, at a family party, my uncles were complimenting my mom on her pies. I cooked them. She took all the credit. FML

#20883979
79 comments

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On 09/16/2013 at 5:03pm - misc - by zachadams - United States (New York)

Today, it's been three weeks since my dad finished growing what he calls a "Jesus beard" and gone out asking for donations and claiming to be Jesus Christ. I've been trying and failing to get a job for 2 years, and he's already raking in cash from gullible idiots. FML

#21247834
96 comments

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On 08/29/2014 at 12:16pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I discovered the worst possible situation in which to get explosive diarrhea: on a 9-hour transatlantic flight. Next to an attractive single guy. FML

#1094822
85 comments

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On 04/18/2009 at 7:11pm - health - by crapgirl (woman) - United States (New York)



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