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Sunday 7 February 2016

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Today, it's been five days since I started my new job in a new town, just signed a lease on my new apartment too. Now I find out the company's closing down, and since I'm still on probation, I'm told I'm not entitled to any kind of severance. FML

#21523276
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6794) - you deserved it (506)

On 02/06/2016 at 1:28am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Utah)

Today, my grandma got drunk, tried to change the TV channel with my Xbox controller, and slurred at me to fuck off when I told her it wasn't the remote. She pulls this kind of crap way too often. FML

#21523258
18 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5822) - you deserved it (426)

On 02/06/2016 at 12:04am - misc - by sick of this shit (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, after a snowstorm my son decided that boarding off the roof onto my truck would be fun. My truck now has a puncture wound. The same truck that drove him to the hospital for his puncture wound and broken arm. FML

#21523317
22 comments

I agree, your life sucks (2807) - you deserved it (250)

On 02/06/2016 at 6:56am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I heard a noise in my garage so I grabbed a baseball bat and went to look. The skunk I stirred was actually better armed than me. FML

#21523316
19 comments

I agree, your life sucks (2689) - you deserved it (235)

On 02/06/2016 at 6:42am - animals - by moosemay (woman) - Germany (Bayern)

Today, I was forced to get up in front of ten swim teams, including my own, and a hundred spectators to swim 100 yards with an obvious boner sticking out of my suit. FML

#21523419
12 comments

I agree, your life sucks (579) - you deserved it (95)

On 02/06/2016 at 3:52pm - intimacy - by notagoodtime - United States (California)

Today, my son called 911 because he needed help with his math homework. FML

#21523504
15 comments

I agree, your life sucks (558) - you deserved it (84)

On 02/06/2016 at 9:03pm - kids - by FirstClassAirplaneFood (man) - United States (California)



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