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Saturday 29 August 2015

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Today, on my daughter's 9th birthday, I have to let her know that her dog died in his sleep overnight. Happy birthday. FML

Today, my slightly batshit insane grandma called me disgusting and unladylike. Why? For writing with my left hand. FML

#21461322
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16700) - you deserved it (1068)

On 08/27/2015 at 12:34pm - misc - by lefthandspanker (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my mom decided to show me her new rape whistle. She kept blowing it every couple of minutes while we were stuck in traffic. FML

#21461377
30 comments

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On 08/27/2015 at 3:52pm - misc - by PositiveElectron - United States (Virginia)

Today, I decided to give my dog a bath. Instead, my dog gave me a bath. FML

#21461710
29 comments

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On 08/28/2015 at 1:18pm - animals - by anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I was going down on my boyfriend when he stood up on the bed to get a different experience. I started to get aggressive and pushed him up against the wall. I forgot our bed was on wheels and the bed started sliding away and his body slid down the wall. So much for being sexy. FML

#21461787
22 comments

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On 08/28/2015 at 5:48pm - intimacy - by still laughing (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I found out that I won't be able to attend my own wedding, because I'll be in a mandatory training class that doesn't allow people to take vacation for any reason. So now we've wasted $10,000, and I can't even fly home for one day. All because I got promoted unexpectedly. FML

#21461761
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6949) - you deserved it (525)

On 08/28/2015 at 4:05pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Italy (Friuli-Venezia Giulia)

Today, I got a phone call letting me know my grandmother was arrested for trying to light my grandpa on fire. She's now in jail, asking for bail money. FML

#21461945
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4439) - you deserved it (233)

On 08/29/2015 at 12:29am - misc - by tkoester - United States (Illinois)



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