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Saturday 20 December 2014

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Today, my parents had a loud argument over who is worse in bed. FML

#21320583
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I agree, your life sucks (17064) - you deserved it (1188)

On 12/19/2014 at 10:16pm - misc - by cantunhear - United States (New York)

Today, I was fired for "smelling like garbage". I'm the guy who throws the garbage into the truck. FML

Today, my fiancé pawned off my engagement ring so he could buy himself a PS4. FML

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On 12/20/2014 at 3:00pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I took a late-night shower. When I got out afterwards, the bathroom door was ajar, and I could have sworn I heard the faint patter of footsteps in the kitchen. "It's probably the cat," I told myself. Then I went upstairs and saw my cat asleep on my bed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9479) - you deserved it (732)

On 12/20/2014 at 9:41am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (New South Wales)



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