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Saturday 30 May 2015

Top of the day | Top of the week | Top of the month | All time

Today, while sick with the flu, I had the police called on me by my older neighbors downstairs. They thought I was hosting a party at 3 in the morning. I was really just throwing up constantly. FML

#21415404
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25174) - you deserved it (1525)

On 05/25/2015 at 7:39am - health - by Hooperist (man) - United States (California)

Today, I had to explain to my little sister that not all guitars are supposed to have a hole in them, that when I was talking about "breaking it in" I didn't mean I'd smash a hole in it, and that she shouldn't have taken a hammer to my expensive new guitar. FML

#21417642
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On 05/29/2015 at 3:18pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, on my second day as a lifeguard, I locked myself out of the pool. My angry guests and I had to wait for 45 minutes for my manager to arrive and unlock the gate. FML

#21417788
19 comments

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On 05/29/2015 at 9:34pm - work - by explosivepeach - United States (Maryland)

Today, my girlfriend bought two tickets for a cruise to the Bahamas. Too bad the second ticket isn't for me. I guess her ex-boyfriend will have a wonderful time with her. FML

#21417626
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6748) - you deserved it (457)

On 05/29/2015 at 2:28pm - love - by probably single (man) - Denmark (Syddanmark)



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