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Friday 12 February 2016

Top of the day | Top of the week | Top of the month | All time

Today, we had some workers come to paint my office building. As a receptionist, it's my job to stock the fridge with soda. I walked into the supply closet just in time to find a worker peeing in a bucket. I stood there for about 10 seconds before I understood what was happening and ran out. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8326) - you deserved it (587)

On 02/11/2016 at 2:55pm - work - by onlyolivia - United States (Maryland)

Today, I experienced one of those moments in life you never forget. I walked into a homeless man masturbating in a parking garage stairwell. FML

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31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4765) - you deserved it (306)

On 02/12/2016 at 4:00am - intimacy - by scarredforlife (woman) - New Zealand (Wellington)

Today, my mom told me she wasn't an alcoholic because she doesn't get "black out drunk" daily. She only gets drunk enough to slur her words and reek of alcohol daily, so it's okay. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5085) - you deserved it (289)

On 02/12/2016 at 5:29am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)



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