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Saturday 29 August 2015

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Today, my girlfriend uninvited to me a party because she said her ex would be there, and since she hasn't told him about us, she didn't want him getting upset. FML

#21461601
108 comments

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On 08/28/2015 at 3:21am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I happily announced to my parents that I'm pregnant. My dad later handed me a printout containing a list of nearby abortion clinics. FML

#21461568
0 comments

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On 08/28/2015 at 1:06am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went on a blind date with a friend of a friend. It went okay, so we exchanged numbers. An hour later, he started messaging me, asking for pictures of my poop. What.. the... hell? FML

#21460549
72 comments

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On 08/25/2015 at 2:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my cousin's husband argued adamantly that the Earth doesn't rotate, and treated me like an idiot when I explained why he was wrong. Not even a video from space of the Earth rotating convinced him. This idiot is a teacher. FML

#21460521
140 comments

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On 08/25/2015 at 1:33pm - misc - by Schizomaniac (man) - United States

Today, after missing college for a week due to illness, I found out my "friends" were bullshitting me about us having to write an important no-extension Biology essay. Copious amounts of my sweat, snot and tears went into that desperation-fueled nightmare. Thanks, dickheads. FML

#21461594
53 comments

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On 08/28/2015 at 2:39am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - South Africa (Western Cape)

Today, while in line at the supermarket, I told the lady behind me that she had a cute baby. She shot me a disgusted look and straight up accused me of being a pedophile. FML

#21460397
88 comments

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On 08/25/2015 at 2:49am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I got stuck in the elevator at work. When I was finally let out, my boss decided I shouldn't get a lunch break, because I'd already had over an hour off work while in the elevator. I had to starve through 5 more hours of work. FML

#21460168
103 comments

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On 08/24/2015 at 5:28pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Italy (Liguria)

Today, at work, I served a customer who looked so much like my grandma that I thought it actually was her. Then I remembered she died 6 months ago. I had to serve customers with a smile on my face while choking back tears for the rest of the day. FML

#21461323
46 comments

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On 08/27/2015 at 12:34pm - work - by myanmarkaviar (woman) - Norway (Buskerud)

Today, I helped an old man who fell over. Turns out he was drunk and had pissed himself. He decided to thank me with a hug. FML

#21461220
28 comments

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On 08/27/2015 at 2:46am - misc - by philip708 (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, after putting in 110% at my shitty job for two years straight, my boss told me point-blank I'm too good in my current position for him to ever be able to justify promoting me. FML

#21460378
54 comments

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On 08/25/2015 at 1:51am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out that the medicine I've been taking for my headaches is responsible for my headaches getting even worse. FML

Today, I was just a few days away from starting the training for my promotion to management, which involved a healthy pay raise and full time benefits. Today, news came down that the company is filing for bankruptcy. FML

#21460116
30 comments

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On 08/24/2015 at 2:59pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I came home from a business trip and was greeted by a foul smell. I soon found out my husband accidentally let the milk go bad by leaving it out all day, then tried to solve the problem by "balancing the temperatures" by putting it in the freezer. Oh honey, no. Just no. FML

#21461314
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16521) - you deserved it (1267)

On 08/27/2015 at 12:18pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Denmark (Sjelland)



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