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Friday 31 July 2015

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Today, I found out why I was always picked up last from school. My parents didn't want the other parents to find out I was their kid. FML

#21449647
41 comments

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On 07/30/2015 at 6:35pm - kids - by Lonely School Kid - Canada

Today, I learned companies can legally lie to fire an employee, and unless anything they say is on record, they are legally correct, no matter how unethical the company is. FML

#21449623
51 comments

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On 07/30/2015 at 5:50pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was at the store with my father. As we were leaving, he grabbed a baguette, put it by his crotch, and took a picture with his phone. I'm starting to feel like the parent here. FML

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38 comments

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On 07/30/2015 at 7:24pm - misc - by EmbarrassedChild - United States

Today, as if having an old man shit on the floor of the busy restaurant I work at wasn't bad enough, my manager made a video commentating over the camera footage of me discovering said giant pile of shit, and shared it with the entire staff. This is going to haunt me forever. FML

Today, I was changing my clothes with my dog in the room. As I took off my shirt, he looked at me, ran into the corner, and threw up. Well that's a confidence booster. FML

#21450074
11 comments

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On 07/31/2015 at 2:55pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I found out that a teenage coworker of mine earns two dollars more an hour than me, which wouldn't really be that bad if I hadn't been working there for three years and had recently received a pay raise. FML

#21450088
17 comments

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On 07/31/2015 at 3:33pm - work - by LetsNotForget -

Today, I went to a frozen yogurt stand with my dad. One of the flavors was called "Juicy Cherry." I had to stand there and watch in horror as he told the woman running the stand all about how he'd like to taste her juicy cherry. FML

#21450062
17 comments

I agree, your life sucks (1053) - you deserved it (79)

On 07/31/2015 at 2:28pm - misc - by ppema (man) - United States



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