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Sunday 20 April 2014

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Today, after ten years, our sewing machine broke. My mom tried to return it back to the store she bought it from. FML

#21115731
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28159) - you deserved it (2427)

On 04/17/2014 at 7:24pm - money - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I met my girlfriend's dad at a tennis game. I could tell he despised me from the start, but it only got worse when I played him. He smashed the ball at me and I went to hit it, but I missed and fell over, tearing my arm up on the gravel. He had a smirk on his face for the rest of the day. FML

#21116561
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24347) - you deserved it (2298)

On 04/18/2014 at 6:07pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, after living in my apartment for nearly a year, I heard my neighbor having a violent toilet session. Now I realize he's always been able to hear the wrath of my bowels too. We wave at each other every day. FML

#21116951
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20806) - you deserved it (2045)

On 04/19/2014 at 3:44am - misc - by crappy - United States

Today, I realized that I get more mail addressed to the old tenant of my apartment than to me. He hasn't lived here in years. FML

#21116653
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20477) - you deserved it (1873)

On 04/18/2014 at 7:59pm - misc - by you'vegotmail(not) - United States (California)

Today, I was feeling really depressed and ended up asking my mom why guys aren't interested in me. She replied with a laundry list of reasons, including, "Hair. Boobs. Face. Everything." FML

#21117292
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15555) - you deserved it (1735)

On 04/19/2014 at 4:12pm - love - by snore - Mexico (Distrito Federal)

Today, I walked in on my brother shaving his nuts, all while giggling like a maniac and seemingly high out of his mind. FML

#21117346
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15604) - you deserved it (1510)

On 04/19/2014 at 5:26pm - misc - by burnmyeyes (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my crazily elitist parents were so desperate to get me to dump my fiancé that they threatened to divorce if I didn't. When I told them to go ahead, they bitched me out for being disrespectful. FML

#21117173
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16378) - you deserved it (1220)

On 04/19/2014 at 1:25pm - love - by reb (woman) - United Kingdom (Ealing)

Today, I work at a food joint as a chef, and a customer found a long strand of hair in her food. The manager blamed me, even though I'm bald. FML

#21117573
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (2705) - you deserved it (153)

On 04/19/2014 at 10:39pm - work - by notmine (man) - India (Delhi)



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