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Wednesday 19 June 2013

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Today, my grandparents went around bragging to people that I'm taking my STD test. They meant to say SAT. FML

#20731460
53 comments

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On 06/17/2013 at 1:52pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, my duty manager demanded we close the bar early because she wanted to go home. I was subject to abuse from customers for closing early, then shouted at by the duty manager for not being done. My actual bar manager fired me for closing early. FML

#20734756
55 comments

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On 06/19/2013 at 3:18am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, I started my new job as a cashier for a drugstore. As I scanned some children's medicine for a family, I gave the girl a tissue because her nose was running. Later, my boss sat me down and told me there had been a complaint about a "female pedo-employee". I'm the only woman working there. FML

#20732082
62 comments

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On 06/17/2013 at 8:27pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my parents decided they are going to come with me on my first date. FML

#20734991
78 comments

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On 06/19/2013 at 10:39am - misc - by Overprotected (woman) - United States

Today, I woke up early, went to the gym, then came home and showered. When I went into my room to change, my mom woke up and started pounding on my door, screaming about how lazy and useless I was for sleeping so late. When I tried to tell her otherwise, she grounded me for "talking back". FML

#20735044
93 comments

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On 06/19/2013 at 11:29am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, my 16 year old son broke two of his fingers playing with Play-Doh. FML

#20735100
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10440) - you deserved it (892)

On 06/19/2013 at 12:12pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, at my job at my tattoo parlor, yet another client offered to pay for his tattoo by "letting" me sleep with him. This client happens to be my boyfriend's best friend, whose girlfriend is having me tattoo his name on her wrist next week. FML

#20735377
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8431) - you deserved it (571)

On 06/19/2013 at 2:46pm - work - by notkatvond (woman) - United States

Today, I have pink eye in both eyes, the stomach virus, and a cold. I'm also sitting at work because my boss "doesn't believe in sick days." FML

#20735203
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8530) - you deserved it (475)

On 06/19/2013 at 1:23pm - health - by sicksicksick - United States (Pennsylvania)



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