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Wednesday 1 October 2014

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Today, my Spanish teacher told me that the reason the girl I'm tutoring hasn't contacted me yet is because she emailed the teacher saying she didn't like my name, therefore she didn't want me to be her tutor. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (2103) - you deserved it (146)

On 09/30/2014 at 10:05pm - misc - by Hi, I'm Heather - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I found out my son was selling pot for pesos. We live in New Jersey and have never planned on going to Mexico. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (1140) - you deserved it (96)

On 09/30/2014 at 10:30pm - kids - by Potforapeso (man) - United States (New Jersey)



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