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Tuesday 21 October 2014

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Today, my sister ended her long and extremely annoying crush on Justin Bieber. I can only hope one day my girlfriend will end hers too. FML

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On 10/20/2014 at 10:29pm - love - by DanTheMan (man) -

Today, my son gave me a bottle of shampoo for my birthday. I'm as bald as a coot. FML

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On 10/21/2014 at 11:41am - kids - by Bald (man) - Turkey (Istanbul)

Today, my parents told me off for reading, as opposed to watching TV like the rest of the family, because it was "anti-social". FML

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On 10/21/2014 at 11:37am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, after my dad trying every bait, hormone, and poison, the cockroaches in this apartment have gone crazy. They are trying to kill themselves. One tried to commit suicide, by suffocation, in my mouth this morning. FML

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On 10/21/2014 at 11:42am - misc - by youngboob (woman) - United States (Kansas)



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