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Wednesday 26 November 2014

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Today, I was written up for bullying a new co-worker at work. Why? Because I pushed him off the monkey-bars when we were eight. I didn't even know it was him. FML

#21306112
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I agree, your life sucks (989) - you deserved it (97)

On 11/26/2014 at 10:01am - work - by Monkey (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I frantically told my parents that my bank account had no money. Turns out, they took the $1,600 I had saved up from a summer job and invested it in penny-stocks. I was grounded because they were,"doing it for the family," and I'm being selfish. They also had lost it all in a matter of days. FML

#21306100
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I agree, your life sucks (1159) - you deserved it (65)

On 11/26/2014 at 9:13am - money - by poor man - United States (Florida)



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