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Saturday 4 July 2015

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Today, the only reason my husband agreed to marriage counselling is because he finds our therapist attractive. FML

#21434782
70 comments

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On 07/01/2015 at 9:35am - love - by ouch - Canada (Ontario)

Today, a dog bit me on the bus. Instead of apologising, its owner said it was my fault because, 'my hands must smell of meat'. I'm a vegetarian. FML

Today, my intern was given his own office. I have been asking to move out of my cubicle for nearly four years. FML

#21434251
53 comments

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On 06/30/2015 at 5:57am - work - by bosslady (woman) - Belgium (Brussels Hoofdstedelijk Gewest)

Today, my fiance heard I was having a rotten day at work. He stopped by the flower shop and bought me a lovely rose which I put right next to my work station. That is until a giant wasp flew out and stung me. I still have a swollen arm hours later. FML

#21433819
75 comments

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On 06/29/2015 at 1:30pm - love - by rinakitty94 - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I was called a selfish brat for asking for a pillow as my birthday present. FML

#21433680
75 comments

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On 06/29/2015 at 3:42am - misc - by youdontknowmewhy (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my boss is on the phone with a Russian customer, who keeps saying, "Speak Russian please!" My boss asks me to translate, as he hired me for my knowledge of Russian. He says something, I translate in Russian, then the customer says, "Speak English please!" FML

#21434188
49 comments

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On 06/30/2015 at 2:18am - work - by Claudine (woman) - Belgium (Liege)

Today, my husband asked me to buy a different brand of dish soap, as the one he was using wasn't working. After a quick look, I had to agree. The lemon cordial he had been using, while tasting nice, didn't really help clean the dishes. FML

Today, I sent the girl I like flowers, only to have her later post a picture of them online, saying, "ha when losers send you flowers". FML

#21435086
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23276) - you deserved it (1662)

On 07/01/2015 at 10:04pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, our family dog died. A couple of hours after the death, my mother-in-law slapped my crying five year old son over the head and told him to "Man up." She totally refuses to admit she did anything wrong. FML

#21434878
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24952) - you deserved it (1617)

On 07/01/2015 at 2:10pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I found out where my sister's pet lizard escaped to. I also found out that the little shit likes to hide in dark, cold places. I discovered this when I heard the bastard squeal as I started the lawnmower. FML

#21435132
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18723) - you deserved it (1590)

On 07/01/2015 at 11:10pm - animals - by Alex Andreas - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my dad texted me, saying "My dicks so hard 4 u". I'm desperately hoping he meant to send that to his girlfriend instead. FML

#21434895
81 comments

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On 07/01/2015 at 2:56pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) -

Today, we had a long meeting at work about how we are supposed to feel safe, and to come to the managers if we have any problems. I decided to speak up about a coworker that has been harassing me and several others. My manager laughed at me and walked away. FML



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