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Wednesday 2 September 2015

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Today, I got fired from my childcare job of five years because the other staff weren't as popular with the kids, so they accused me of being "creepy" because the kids all wanted to play a game with me instead of them. FML

#21463241
65 comments

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On 09/01/2015 at 12:40am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my boss told me that the company will be hiring a programmer for our department. I had the idea for the position when we went over my 3-year career path last month, but it wasn't approved. I now get to look over résumés from other people applying for my dream job. FML

#21463347
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14413) - you deserved it (870)

On 09/01/2015 at 11:30am - work - by Not a programmer yet (man) - United States (California)

Today, at my new job, I walked into the office to hear my supervisor and HR manager talking about how, "the new guy isn't very smart, but we can get him to do the shit work for a couple weeks." Gee, thanks. FML

#21463530
23 comments

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On 09/01/2015 at 10:39pm - work - by texasbest (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I went to the orthodontist, and found out when I was supposed to get my braces off. His exact words, "You'll get them off around Christmas... but we're not sure what year." FML

#21463569
49 comments

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On 09/01/2015 at 11:55pm - health - by KenzoBVB - Canada

Today, I got a notice from the housing association, if I don't water my lawn I will be charged a $150 fine. Yet if I do water my lawn the city with charge me a $150 fine because of the drought. FML

#21463419
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10472) - you deserved it (586)

On 09/01/2015 at 3:43pm - misc - by really? - United States

Today, a customer service guy called to fix a problem I've been having with my phone. When it transpired that he couldn't help, he transferred me to another representative. This other representative ended up being a John Deere dealer in Michigan. FML

#21463522
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8740) - you deserved it (583)

On 09/01/2015 at 10:26pm - misc - by NotBuyingATractor (man) - United States (California)

Today, some friends got upset with me as I wouldn't leave work early and cycle 12 miles to meet them to fix their punctures because they had no spare tubes or repair kits. The same friends that always mock me for being so prepared on bike rides. FML

#21463642
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4973) - you deserved it (318)

On 09/02/2015 at 5:20am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (West Sussex)

Today, my doctor informed me that the tests we've been doing the previous months show no sign of leucemia. I was just about to express my relief when he casually followed up with, 'Never mind, there's still a lot of other blood-related diseases we need to look out for.' FML

#21463645
25 comments

I agree, your life sucks (3405) - you deserved it (199)

On 09/02/2015 at 6:09am - health - by Lily (woman) - Austria (Wien)



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