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Tuesday 5 November 2013

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Today, the package I've waited for months for finally arrived. It turned out it wasn't for me, but for my sister, who bought the same thing only 2 weeks ago. When I called, the company told me they received my payment, but that there were no more of the item in stock. FML

#20946407
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41169) - you deserved it (2513)

On 11/05/2013 at 12:34pm - misc - by GDubeau24 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend's ex moved into the apartment beneath us. She's already called the cops on us for a noise complaint twice. We were sleeping. It's going to be a long year. FML

#20955154
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42542) - you deserved it (2429)

On 11/12/2013 at 2:12pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, a woman accused me of bullying her son, and said that she is going to get me fired. Her son is a 27-year-old teacher at my school, whom I disciplined for showing up drunk. FML

#20950736
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45067) - you deserved it (2373)

On 11/08/2013 at 8:46pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, a drunken customer blindsided me after I told him I would not be giving him a free drink after I watched him put his own hair in it. FML

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40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33624) - you deserved it (2180)

On 11/11/2013 at 3:18am - work - by ShakenNotStirred - Australia (Queensland)



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