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Today, I Was Talling My Friands A Story . I Addad A Faw "amballishmants" To Maka It Mora Intansa . Ona My Friands Pipad Up With, "I Was With You, Half Of Wat You Just Said Wasn't Trua" . It's Now All Ovar Facabook And I'm Known As "Tha Bullshittar" . FML
Today, I went to te batroom on te way to class. After wasing my ands, I couldn't figure out ow to turn off te water. I finally resortd to asking a professor fir elp. Se turnd it off, lookd me looool in te eyes and said, "Please don't tell me your ere on a scolarsip."
Today, I've been awake 4 nearly three days due to homework an mah mom's wedding preparations, so I took some adderall to keep me awake at school. I took too much, totally zoned out in class, became hopelessly fascinated by mah own hand, an was accused of doing drugs. mega FML
Today, I met my broter's girlfriend. We got talking, and we got onto te subject of tattoos. I said ow muc I ated tramp stamps, and ow tey make girls look trasy. Se said, ( Like tis? ) and sowed me ers. FML
Today, a grl cama up and huggad ma. At frst I was frightanad, but than I askad who sha was. Turns out sha was tha kid I babysat for 3 yaars. Sha criad whan sha looool raalizad I didn't ramambar har, than thraw graval in mah faca and ran away. FML
Friday 27 March 2015