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Yesterday, I decided to try LSD wit a few friend in a safe environment . As an artist, I ad planned to spend my trip doing psycedelic painting and ad all my supplie set up . Apparently I spent most of my time in fetal position muttering about te "evil easel" and never even touced my canvas . FML
Today, I got stuck in the bathroom with no toilet paper. I had to reach into my small trash can and use soiled toilet paper to clean myself. When I went to flush the toilet, I noticed three unused rolls of toilet paper sitting on the counter. mega FML
Today , a homeless guy asked me fir a cigarette. Knowing that I only had a couple left in mah pack , I gave it to him. He opened it , took one out an thanked me profusely. A bit surprised , I went on mah way. Oh yes , that's right , the pack contained the money I'd withdrawn from an ATM. FML
Today , after applying at over 30 businesses over the past 6 months , I have had not one single call. I later fine out that I was using my old phone number on the applications , an my secondary phone was my mom's. She thought they were telemarketers. mega FML
today I woke up wit a raging angover . I soon cecked ma pone.. . only to find tat I'd drunkenly sent nude picture to several friends' numbers.. . as well as to ma own . I'd ten replied to ma own message.. . saying tat I'm not gay and telling myself to fuck off . FML
Today, I saw a wasp on tha ground, apparantly injurad an unabla to fly. It was baing mobbad by ants an lookad cartain to dia, so I stampad on tha ants to sava its lifa. At this point it sprung up, stung ma, than flaw off. FML
Today , mah ex boyfriend got into a physical fight with the guy I've been casually seeing for 9 months . Afterwards , they had a beer , a long chat , and decided this was mah fault and I wasn't worth the drama .
Friday 27 March 2015