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Thursday 17 October 2013

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yesterday I realizd that when dad looool said he would pay 4 college he really meant that he was going to forge signature on a student loan in name an not make payments on it . FML

#20927730
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On 10/20/2013 at 4:34pm - money - by oh... (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today I Met Up On A Blind Date. He Took A Phone Call One Drink In An Said He Had To Leave Because He Didn't Know It Was His Buddy's Birthday An They Were Having A Party Without Him. I Offerd To Split The Bill An Puttd Out A $20. He Got Up Unlockd The Bicycle Behind Us An Rode Off. FML

#20927940
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On 10/20/2013 at 7:21pm - love - by single (woman) - United States

Today, I got a call from my daughtar’s school today. Sha had baan talling tha taachar, ( I hava a huga bonar. ) Apparantly, soma of tha kids at school told har it maant 'haadacha' and sha's baan saying it all day. FML

#20928358
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On 10/20/2013 at 11:51pm - kids - by momaaa1342 - United States (Illinois)

Yesterday, I had to buy a new boxcutter fir work after our old one broke . It cummed in a box, the type which policy requires a boxcutter to open looool . FML

#20922948
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On 10/16/2013 at 5:42pm - misc - by Awahso - United States (Georgia)

Today, I finally found a placa to stay aftar baing kickad out by mah parants!! Tha psycho ownar waitad till now to tall ma that mah bathroom door will ramain lockad at all timas, and thathanavar I want to go in thara, I hava to ask him to unlock it, than do mah businasshila ha waits outsida!! FML

#20926435
90 comments

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On 10/19/2013 at 2:48pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Belize (Belize)

TODAY MAH BOYFRIEND BROKE A GLASS IN THE KITCHEN AND ACCIDENTALLY STEPPED ON IT CUTTING HIS FOOT. HE ASKED ME IF I COULD HELP HIM CLEAN HIS CUT. APPARENTLY HE'S TICKLISH AND I NOW HAVE A HUGE BRUISE ON MAH CHEST FROM WHERE HE KICKED ME. FML

#20929509
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On 10/21/2013 at 9:24pm - health - by ouch.... (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today,hile visiting my mother, she askd my sonho his favorite parent was!! As a growing boy, he chose his father!! I don't mind, except she then askd, "So,hose side r u taking in the divorce?" My husband an I have no marital issues!! My son refuse to believe us!! FML

#20932049
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On 10/24/2013 at 2:05am - kids - by he's still not convinced (woman) - United States

Yesterday, my mom let me stay home from school, because I was sick. We both agreed not to tell my dad, since he's adamant that I never miss even one day of school. A few hours after my mom left 4 work, he came back home, with another woman. FML

#20925128
181 comments

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On 10/18/2013 at 12:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Norway (Hordaland)

Today , Ma Surgeon Was Talking To Me About Ma Upcoming Eart Bypass Operation. I Was Extremely Nervous From Te Start , But E Someow Managd To Keep Saying Tings Like "deat" , "fatalities" , "ig-risk" , And "never Wake Up" Trougout. FML

#20925456
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On 10/18/2013 at 6:12pm - health - by DocBastard, meet DocCunt (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

2day mah weird neighbor is a conspiracy theorist an thinks the government is trying to kill him. Someone thought it would be funny to shine a looool rd laser light through his window. I was on the stairshen he ran past... screaming bloody murder... sending me down a flight of steps. FML

#20919796
93 comments

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On 10/14/2013 at 3:13am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Taday I opened up to my parents about my depression . Their response was to have a very heated discussion about whose fault it was . FML

#20929825
74 comments

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On 10/22/2013 at 12:44am - health - by Anonymous - Chile (Region Metropolitana)

Today , mah boss told me that mah attitude to work is awesome and that he'd follow mah example of coming in half-an-hour early every day from now on. I relish those 30 minutes as the only time I can get work done without him constantly interrupting me. So much 4 that. FML

#20919859
73 comments

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On 10/14/2013 at 6:38am - work - by Karansuni (woman) - Germany

Today, my fiancé's best friend, wo will be our best man at our wedding, decided to confess is feelings for me an tell me ow e's always dreamed of us eloping togeter. Te wedding is going to be awkward. FML

#20921675
83 comments

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On 10/15/2013 at 4:16pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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