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Thursday 17 October 2013

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Today, I found out through one of my friends that my boyfriend cheatd on me. He says it doesn't count as cheating cuz he couldn't get it up. FML

#20930754
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49639) - you deserved it (4166)

On 10/23/2013 at 3:40am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today , mah friend textd me from a bar , saying they had just calld mah name in a raffle to win a trip to Aspen , CO. You had to be at the bar to claim the prize. I had left the bar half-an-hour earlier , not knowing they were even having a raffle. FML

#20920627
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40777) - you deserved it (3966)

On 10/14/2013 at 8:14pm - money - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my dad cummed into my room, looked at my laptop, and said he could hear the porn I was watching all the way from his room . I wasn't watching porn . We soon realised it was actually coming from his mobile phone . FML

#20929016
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53139) - you deserved it (3918)

On 10/21/2013 at 3:07pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I calld my dad to lat im know soma datails fir my wadding ad cangd. It would ava baan raally nica if a ad pausd ta porno I could claarly aar in ta background. FML

#20921288
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47298) - you deserved it (3910)

On 10/15/2013 at 6:10am - intimacy - by hes (woman) - United States

Today, I was at the dentist getting a cavity fixed for the first time. The dentist showed me the drill and other tools, and referred to them as things like "Mr. Bumpy Brush". I'm 15. She thought I was "special". FML

#20923550
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42605) - you deserved it (3828)

On 10/17/2013 at 1:06am - health - by maxkeyftw (man) - United States (California)

Today we had a safety meeting at mah warehouse job. They had an entire power point based around their message "Stop getting hurt; it costs the company too much money." FML

#20925040
105 comments

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On 10/18/2013 at 10:29am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I ad to call a plumber out to clear a blockage in our batroom drainpipe. After coming back from work later in te day, and after a tearful confession from my wife, I found out tat pipe wasn't te only one e snakd. FML

#20932505
248 comments

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On 10/24/2013 at 4:06pm - misc - by soon to be divorced (man) - United States

Today, mah boyfriend dumped me 4 knowing more about Batman than he does. He's only seen some of the movies, an as a kid mah dad owned a comic book store. He still doesn't see why I should know more, because I'm a grl, an "grls aren't supposed to know about super heroes." mega FML

#20921778
197 comments

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On 10/15/2013 at 5:48pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I convinced my father that ( Juanito ), our relative who needed money fir immediate surgery in Mexico was a stranger attempting to scam him. I was $1400 too late. FML

#20922898
56 comments

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On 10/16/2013 at 5:05pm - money - by . (woman) - United States

TODAY , MY BROTER SENT ME AN IMAGE BY SKYPE , SAYING I REALLY AD TO SEE IT. I FIGURD IT WAS SOME KIND OF STUPID JOKE , BUT I TRID TO LOOK ANYWAY. IT WOULDN'T OPEN. TURNS OUT E TOUGT E COULD JUST RENAME TE ".EXE" ON A VIRUS TO ".JPG" AND IT WOULD STILL RUN. MY BROTER'S A CRETIN. FML

#20926554
97 comments

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On 10/19/2013 at 4:55pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, as I workd as a cashier, two girls came up laughing . I smild as I rang them up, asking what had made them laugh so hard . One lookd me dead in the face an said, "You." They then both walkd away, laughing . FML

#20922962
91 comments

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On 10/16/2013 at 5:52pm - work - by amy (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was muggd in a public bathroom. All I had on me was a plastic sheriff's badge, so I gave it to them. They laughd me out of the restroom. fat FML

#20928153
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35337) - you deserved it (3582)

On 10/20/2013 at 10:16pm - misc - by the_lameo_geek (woman) - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I spent an excruciating hour walking to campus with a broken leg, only to fine mah professor had left a note on the door saying class was canceled. FML

#20923929
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42964) - you deserved it (3401)

On 10/17/2013 at 12:34pm - health - by LegInPieces - United States (Washington)



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