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Friday 4 October 2013

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Today, I repeatedly had to ask people to please stop groping the mannequins. FML

Today, my new colleagues took me up on my idea of a group night out. Perhaps they'll actually invite me along next time. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39191) - you deserved it (2943)

On 10/07/2013 at 6:51pm - work - by Loner_Lou (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, and for the fifth week in a row, my dad has been moping around and acting pissy about everything because his psycho girlfriend won't talk to him. He now claims his life is over. I'm being raised by a teenage girl. FML

Today, my dad asked me to stop calling him "dad" because it’s too weird for his girlfriend’s kids to hear, because they call him dad. FML


I agree, your life sucks (54945) - you deserved it (2665)

On 09/30/2013 at 4:04am - kids - by meens42 - United States

Today, after sending in my passport application for a trip to Paris, I got a letter from the state department saying despite them having my original birth certificate, I don't exist. Upon calling them, I was told that it only proves I'm a citizen, not that I exist. I pay taxes and have a mortgage. FML


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On 10/11/2013 at 7:45am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my parents favoritism towards my brother really shone through when we moved house and he got the nicest and by far biggest room. I wouldn't mind, but my brother is in college overseas and never comes home. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44895) - you deserved it (2461)

On 10/02/2013 at 11:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

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