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Today... yet again... I got looool to my desk at work at 8 AM to find my laptop turned on an porn sites opened. Werd porn sites. I have no idea who is doing this... or how they have access to my office... or how they got my login password. HR thinks I'm making this up. FML
2day a cute guy ditchd his date an walkd up to me , calling me beautiful. Not knowing how to reply , I just blushd. His date got angry an left. ( Sorry. I take that back , ) he then said. ( I was just trying to get rid of her. Thanks anyway. ) FML
a coworker at school yelled at one of our students to be quiet !! The kid got pretty upset.!! !! so I went to comfort him !! He held mah hand 4 the rest of the class.!! !! telling me in vivid detail how he was going to kill mah coworker !! Now I'm afraid to look at him !! FML
Today... I went to work at ma job as a secretary. I ad been given te task to file ma boss's collection of Playboy magazines alpabetically by name of te centerfold. Tere was one fir every mont from te years of 1980 until now. FML
Friday 27 March 2015