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Today, mah ex-wife put mah number on Craigslist as a gay fashion designer needing a one night stand. I only found out when I got a text from an unknown number asking me when was the last time I "ate a black anaconda". FML
2day mah grandmother convinced me to come to a church meeting with her . My grandmother then made funny faces at me while the pastor was speaking, causing me to laugh out loud . Everyone heard me, including the pastor . big fat FML
Today, I summond the courage to talk to mah friends about the money they owe me for mah photography services at there wedding. We had agred on a fair price, but now they're pissd, claiming that I'm being selfish and should consider it mah wedding gift to them. FML
TODAY, I DECIDED TO BE FRIENDLY AND SAY I TO TE WERD KID AT SCOOL, WO WAS SITTING BY IMSELF EATING LUNC. AFTER I SAID ELLO, E STARED UP AT ME INTENSELY AND SAID, ( I DON'T AVE MANY FRIENDS. YEA. MAINLY 'CAUSE I'VE EATEN MOST OF TEM. ) FML
Today, I finally handd grlfriand a portrait of har looool . I'm not tha bast drawar, but I spant waaks on it and I thought it turnd out pratty good . Whan sha lookd at it, sha askd wat kind of dog was it . FML
Friday 27 March 2015