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Friday 27 September 2013

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Today, my mom started her new job; she's now my new coworker. She's already told the other girl I'd said she talks too much, and has berated me for not calling her "mom" while at work. FML

#20901049
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35261) - you deserved it (2455)

On 09/29/2013 at 8:15pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Brazil (Sao Paulo)

Today, my parents favoritism towards my brother really shone through when we moved house and he got the nicest and by far biggest room. I wouldn't mind, but my brother is in college overseas and never comes home. FML

#20905397
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44778) - you deserved it (2455)

On 10/02/2013 at 11:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, minutes before I walked down the aisle at my wedding, my drunk mother stumbled up to me and told me she was depressed and wanted to leave. FML

#20897339
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38758) - you deserved it (2325)

On 09/26/2013 at 9:32pm - misc - by notnow - United States

Today, I asked my dad why he only has pictures of me from when I was a little kid. Without skipping a beat, he said, "I only keep pictures from when I liked you." FML

#20894041
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20769) - you deserved it (2042)

On 09/24/2013 at 3:23am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Nebraska)



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