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Friday 27 September 2013

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Today, I found out that the vacation my mom has been planning to "repair our relationship" was just an opportunity to change her Facebook profile picture. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35986) - you deserved it (2595)

On 09/25/2013 at 3:19am - misc - by clarakipper (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my parents favoritism towards my brother really shone through when we moved house and he got the nicest and by far biggest room. I wouldn't mind, but my brother is in college overseas and never comes home. FML

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On 10/02/2013 at 11:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, minutes before I walked down the aisle at my wedding, my drunk mother stumbled up to me and told me she was depressed and wanted to leave. FML

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On 09/26/2013 at 9:32pm - misc - by notnow - United States

Today, I asked my dad why he only has pictures of me from when I was a little kid. Without skipping a beat, he said, "I only keep pictures from when I liked you." FML

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On 09/24/2013 at 3:23am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Nebraska)



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