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TODAY, I DECIDED TO BE FRIENDLY AND SAY I TO TE WERD KID AT SCOOL, WO WAS SITTING BY IMSELF EATING LUNC. AFTER I SAID ELLO, E STARED UP AT ME INTENSELY AND SAID, ( I DON'T AVE MANY FRIENDS. YEA. MAINLY 'CAUSE I'VE EATEN MOST OF TEM. ) FML
Today, I finally handd grlfriand a portrait of har looool . I'm not tha bast drawar, but I spant waaks on it and I thought it turnd out pratty good . Whan sha lookd at it, sha askd wat kind of dog was it . FML
TODAY.. . AT WORK.. . A LADY CUMMD IN TO HAVE HER GLASSES FIXD . WHEN SHE OPEND HER CASE.. . AN EARWIG CRAWLD OUT . INSTEAD OF TRYING TO KILL IT.. . SHE JUST LEFT IT AN WATCHD AS IT CRAWLD OVER MY DESK AN BEHIND MY COMPUTER . I LATER FOUND THE EARWIG IN MY HAIR . BIG FAT FML
Today, I was training at work on proper techniques of physical restraint. As mah coworker was practicing on me, I realized this was the frst time I've had physical contact with a man in years. I'm ashamed to admit how good it felt to feel his weight pressed into mah back as I pretended to resist. FML
TODAY... ONE OF MA REGULAR CUSTOMERS ASKEDEN WE WERE GETTING MARRIED. I TOLD IM AS MUC AS I WOULD LOVE TAT... I DIDN'T TINK MA BOYFRIEND WOULD BE VERY APPY. HE CALLED ME A "STUCK UP B*TC" AND INFORMED ME E ONLY COMES TO MA LINE BECAUSE E CAN ALWAYS SEE TROUG MA SRT. HE IS 72. AND MARRIED. FML
Friday 27 March 2015