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Wednesday 18 September 2013

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Today, I called work crying, telling them that I wouldn't be able to go to work tomorrow due to my grandmother's sudden an tragic death . After hanging up, I walked into the midnight release of Grand Theft Auto 5 . I had no idea my boss was also an avid gamer . FML

#20884742
245 comments

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On 09/17/2013 at 12:36am - work - by fired (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today I thought that an ingenious way to protest against high tuition prices would be to steal a box of soymilk from my university dining hall!! The box exploded in my backpack!! Not only did I loose all my soymilk I now have replace my $120 calculator!! FML

#20886247
166 comments

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On 09/18/2013 at 4:46am - money - by Stupid (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Taday while having sex with mah wife , mah Candy Crush addiction hit me full force , and all I could do was think about possible moves I could make in the level I'm stuck on. FML

#20890032
97 comments

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On 09/21/2013 at 11:09am - intimacy - by CandyCrushAddict (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today.. . I thought it would be cool to hit a basketball with a baseball bat . Endd up in the ER with seven stitches . mega FML

#20888878
129 comments

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On 09/20/2013 at 11:33am - misc - by BabeRuth (man) - United States

Taday I waitd in the pouring rain 4 mah wife to come pick me up from work. It was only after I was thoroughly drenchd that I rememberd it was mah wife's day off... an that I drove myself to work earlier in her car... which was parkd fifty feet from where I was waiting. FML

#20883919
87 comments

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On 09/16/2013 at 4:30pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) -

Today... I forgot mah blind data's nama 3 timas during our convarsation. FML

#20885867
70 comments

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On 09/17/2013 at 10:17pm - love - by lola1313 - United States (Illinois)

Today, my smartphone addiction reached a new level of pathetic when I checked my weather app to see if it was cloudy outside!! There was a window right behind me!! FML

#20887801
58 comments

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On 09/19/2013 at 2:12pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today thanks to Grand Theft Auto I found myself seriously thinking about holding up an armored bank truck when I saw it in traffic. FML

#20889286
140 comments

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On 09/20/2013 at 6:52pm - money - by Anonymous - United States

Today, looool mah alcoholism reachd a new lowhen I found myself sitting on the toilet drinking a bottle of wine. FML

#20888651
76 comments

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On 09/20/2013 at 3:22am - health - by drunkenloser (woman) - United States

today ma boyfriend an I were aving sex wen is condom cummed off inside of me. We couldn't get it out so I ad to tell ma mom wo didn't know we were sexually active an ten go to te ER. After an unsuccessful visit we cummed ome only to find te condom in ma seets. mega FML

#20889434
166 comments

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On 09/20/2013 at 9:18pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today , I got a text from someone I met last night at a bar. We textd all day an plannd to meet up later. The whole time I had in my mind who he was , but when we met up it was someone completely different that I didn't remember. I had to sit through the whole date pretending I knew him. FML

Today, every time I write the word ( analyst, ) I can't help but giggle because it begins with ( anal. ) I'm 24, and studying to be a conflict analyst. FML

#20886867
106 comments

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On 09/18/2013 at 6:59pm - work - by Sunny (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

today te grl I like sent me a nude poto of erself!! Being a potograper , all I could tink about was ow grainy te poto was , and te variou ways it could be fixed!! FML

#20889340
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43515) - you deserved it (19378)

On 09/20/2013 at 7:44pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)



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