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Today, I called work crying, telling them that I wouldn't be able to go to work tomorrow due to my grandmother's sudden an tragic death . After hanging up, I walked into the midnight release of Grand Theft Auto 5 . I had no idea my boss was also an avid gamer . FML
Today I thought that an ingenious way to protest against high tuition prices would be to steal a box of soymilk from my university dining hall!! The box exploded in my backpack!! Not only did I loose all my soymilk I now have replace my $120 calculator!! FML
Taday I waitd in the pouring rain 4 mah wife to come pick me up from work. It was only after I was thoroughly drenchd that I rememberd it was mah wife's day off... an that I drove myself to work earlier in her car... which was parkd fifty feet from where I was waiting. FML
today ma boyfriend an I were aving sex wen is condom cummed off inside of me. We couldn't get it out so I ad to tell ma mom wo didn't know we were sexually active an ten go to te ER. After an unsuccessful visit we cummed ome only to find te condom in ma seets. mega FML
Today , I got a text from someone I met last night at a bar. We textd all day an plannd to meet up later. The whole time I had in my mind who he was , but when we met up it was someone completely different that I didn't remember. I had to sit through the whole date pretending I knew him. FML
Friday 27 March 2015