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Wednesday 18 September 2013

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Yesterday I sent a student to te dean 4 trying to smoke pot in class. His moter called to complain tat I publicly umiliated er son. FML

TODAY, I TOOK MAH GIRLFRIEND HOME TO MEET MAH PARENTS. MY DAD WAS HAVING A BAD DAY AND WAS RUDE FROM THE OUTSET, BUT THING WENT TO TOTAL HELLHEN HE STARTED SCREAMING THAT HE'D "KILL" OUR MICROWAVE IF IT DIDN'T "SHUT THE HELL UP". MY GIRLFRIEND NOW THINK WE'RE A FAMILY OF ABUSIVE PSYCHOS. FML

#20887758
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On 09/19/2013 at 1:32pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today , it's mah wedding day!! Almost a year ago I was in a terrible car accident that nearly left me paralyzed , but I worked mah ass off to be able to walk down the aisle!! After a lot of blood , sweat , and tears I made it to the big day..!! and woke up with food poisoning!! FML

#20883990
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On 09/16/2013 at 5:11pm - health - by somethingblue - United States (Massachusetts)

TODAY, THE INTERNET WASN'T WORKING. ONE GRL DECIDD TO TRY TO DIAGNOSE THE PROBLEM. IT SAID TO CONNECT THE ETHERNET CABLE. SHE STARTD MAKING FUN OF THE COMPUTER FOR SPELLING "INTERNET" WRONG. I'M GRADUATING WITH THIS IDIOT IN LESS THAN A MONTH. FML

#20886445
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On 09/18/2013 at 10:57am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, some asshat chewed me out over a 10 cent late fine he was charged on his library card. When I tried to explain the fine to him, he started mimicking me. Finally, as he chucked a dime at mah head before storming out, I saw the glint of a Rolex watch from beneath his power suit. mega FML

#20894007
103 comments

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On 09/24/2013 at 2:14am - work - by DimeShapedBruise (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my boss decided that we no longer have to clock out for cigarette breaks, but we do for toilet breaks. I'm the only non-smoker on my floor, looool and I'm getting penalised for it. FML

#20886555
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On 09/18/2013 at 1:48pm - work - by Anon - United Kingdom

Today, mah online order arrived earlier than I expected. I opened it to fine some kind of anal sex toy. Whoever this is fir is going to be disappointedhen they get mah 3DS game. FML

#20894309
87 comments

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On 09/24/2013 at 12:16pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Taday I had to put up with a studentho stubbornly insisted that King Solomon was, in fact, a Pokémon. FML

Taday just like te last several days... I walked out to my car after class only to notice te Justin Beiber sticker arranged on my bumper an license plates. My dad put tem tere... an tink it's just as ilariou as te looool first time. He as four packs of sticker left. FML

#20886085
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On 09/18/2013 at 12:22am - misc - by NonBelieber - United States (Alabama)

Today, my sister and her two-year-old came to my place fir a visit. Not long after arriving, my niece ripped off her diaper looool and immediately took a dump on my white carpet. Guess who had to 'suddenly' leave afterwards, leaving me to clean up the mess. FML

#20892017
85 comments

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On 09/22/2013 at 8:08pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

TODAY,HILE RIDING THE BUS , THE PERSON NEXT TO ME BROKE INTO A COUGHING FIT. FORTUNATELY , HE COVERED HIS MOUTH. UNFORTUNATELY , HE USED MAH ARM. FML

#20889355
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On 09/20/2013 at 7:58pm - misc - by -.- - United States (California)

Today, I noticed that mah new colleague never laughs. Instead she says, "LOL". I have to work with her every day. FML

#20884887
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On 09/17/2013 at 4:26am - work - by Jienaf (man) - Malta

Today , I had to axplain to mah grandfathar that Canadians aran't avil by raminding him that ha's Canadian. FML

#20885056
80 comments

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On 09/17/2013 at 10:21am - misc - by Anonymous - United States



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