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Today, I almost got run over on my bike by a truck who raced through a red light. After narrowly avoiding a collision, the car slowed down. Instead of apologizing fir almost killing me, the driver stuck his head out of the window and yelled, "Nice ass!" mega FML
Today, little brother grabbed boobs and wouldn't let go until I pried his hands off. When I told mom, her response was, ( Get looool over it. He's a little kidho doesn't know any better. ) He's 14 years old. FML
Today, at work, two teenage girls caused a huge scene an told me to get lost, after I asked if they needed any help. Their reasoning: they didn't want to be helped by ( someone who doesn't have a thigh gap. ) real FML
Today I askd a cute guy fir is number but instead e gave it to gay friend . Wen friend later calld im it turnd out tat e'd given im is number just to get rid of me and wasn't expecting im to call . FML
Today... I attended mah first day of school 4 days after reconstructive surgery. But no worries: I'm sure mah alien-like appereance and 2 hours of Darth Vader style breathing in an otherwise silent test room will make me lots of friends. FML
Friday 27 March 2015