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Sunday 11 August 2013

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yesterday my father bought a riding lawn mower. We don't have a lawn. FML

#20835961
91 comments

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On 08/13/2013 at 8:08pm - money - by What. - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, it was mah birthday !! I spent all day in bd, sick with the flu looool !! My boyfriend then broke up with me by text, cuz he didn't want to risk getting sick by doing it in person !! FML

#20838443
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On 08/15/2013 at 7:28am - love - by Rachel8896 - United States (Washington)

TODAY, AT THE YACHT CLUB I WORK AT A GRL ORDERED A PORTABELLA WRAP. SHE ASKED 4 NO CHEESE OR VEGGIES, JUST THE PORTABELLAS. AFTER SHE GOT THE SANDWICH AND ATE HALF OF IT, SHE SENT IT BACK SAYING SHE DIDN'T KNOW IT HAD MUSHROOMS IN IT. FAT FML

#20840141
108 comments

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On 08/16/2013 at 10:05am - work - by anonymous - United States (Michigan)

yesterday while in the restroom washing mah hands, a grl decided to let one rip while in the stall!! When she came out she gave me a drty look of disgust and said, ( At least wait until I leave!! ) She and I were the only ones in the restroom!! FML

#20841231
82 comments

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On 08/17/2013 at 1:11am - misc - by mugres22 (woman) - United States (California)

Today... a child was choking in the store I work at. He was alone in the aisle... so I started the Heimlich without his parents' permission. After dislodging wat was caught... his mother turned the corner and went screaming to mah manager fir touching her kid. I got a write up. mega FML

#20839746
152 comments

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On 08/16/2013 at 1:02am - kids - by justwantingtohelp - United States (Michigan)

Taday my OCD manager sprayed my hands with chemicals cuz I touched the binhile throwing away a piece of paper. My hands r now covered in itchy, unattractive rashes. mega FML

#20833453
98 comments

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On 08/12/2013 at 7:19am - work - by nearly a crazy lady - United Kingdom

Today, mah girlfriend texted me "I think we should move in". Then, ten seconds later she sent another text that said, "Sorry, typo. Move on". FML

Today, Ma Manager Took Me Aside And Angrily Told Me To Quit Fucking About Wit Our Customers. He Totally Refuses To Believe Tat Te Sligt Wistling Sound I Keep Making Wen I Exale Is Because I Ave A Cipped Toot. FML

#20843134
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On 08/18/2013 at 1:29pm - work - by ssssssssuck a dick, boss (woman) - United States (Montana)

Today, I got frd from job at an age care facility cuz I was too nice to residents. My boss told me ( Tey're deaf, blind and about to jump ead frst into te grave. We don't pay you to be kind. ) mega FML

#20842873
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On 08/18/2013 at 7:43am - work - by sweet23 (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today , I was carrying a stack of paperwork at work , when mah pen rolled off and onto the floor . As soon as I bent down to pick it up , a nereby co-worker , who's always hated me , accused me of putting on a show and sexually harassing him . He actually followed up by reporting me to HR . FML

#20830800
62 comments

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On 08/10/2013 at 2:41pm - work - by his word vs mine = me suspended (woman) - United Kingdom (Stockport)

Today a guest of the private beach club I work at askd if I could do something about the water temperature in the ocean. I laughd thinking it was a joke. She was seriou and complaind to boss saying I was absolutely no help. FML

#20837266
72 comments

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On 08/14/2013 at 3:47pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, mah suparior gava ma a box of atharnat cablas which wara praviously attachd to mainframas storing classifid data. Ha raquastd I cut tham in half so that tha rasidual data would laak out. Not only doas this guy maka twica mah salary, thara was no convincing him otharwisa. Wa cut tham up.

Today... I Receivd A Phone Call That Startd With... "Now Stay Calm... Your House Is On Fire." FML

#20834558
73 comments

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On 08/12/2013 at 10:54pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)



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