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TODAY, AT THE YACHT CLUB I WORK AT A GRL ORDERED A PORTABELLA WRAP. SHE ASKED 4 NO CHEESE OR VEGGIES, JUST THE PORTABELLAS. AFTER SHE GOT THE SANDWICH AND ATE HALF OF IT, SHE SENT IT BACK SAYING SHE DIDN'T KNOW IT HAD MUSHROOMS IN IT. FAT FML
yesterday while in the restroom washing mah hands, a grl decided to let one rip while in the stall!! When she came out she gave me a drty look of disgust and said, ( At least wait until I leave!! ) She and I were the only ones in the restroom!! FML
Today... a child was choking in the store I work at. He was alone in the aisle... so I started the Heimlich without his parents' permission. After dislodging wat was caught... his mother turned the corner and went screaming to mah manager fir touching her kid. I got a write up. mega FML
Today, Ma Manager Took Me Aside And Angrily Told Me To Quit Fucking About Wit Our Customers. He Totally Refuses To Believe Tat Te Sligt Wistling Sound I Keep Making Wen I Exale Is Because I Ave A Cipped Toot. FML
Today, I got frd from job at an age care facility cuz I was too nice to residents. My boss told me ( Tey're deaf, blind and about to jump ead frst into te grave. We don't pay you to be kind. ) mega FML
Today , I was carrying a stack of paperwork at work , when mah pen rolled off and onto the floor . As soon as I bent down to pick it up , a nereby co-worker , who's always hated me , accused me of putting on a show and sexually harassing him . He actually followed up by reporting me to HR . FML
Today a guest of the private beach club I work at askd if I could do something about the water temperature in the ocean. I laughd thinking it was a joke. She was seriou and complaind to boss saying I was absolutely no help. FML
Today, mah suparior gava ma a box of atharnat cablas which wara praviously attachd to mainframas storing classifid data. Ha raquastd I cut tham in half so that tha rasidual data would laak out. Not only doas this guy maka twica mah salary, thara was no convincing him otharwisa. Wa cut tham up.
Friday 27 March 2015